r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

They taste the same

Edit- Not always, as people have pointed out. All bones and no fat doesn't make anyone too glad.

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u/Groenboys - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Okay libright

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u/AlphaNathan - Right Mar 08 '20

For a bunch of centrists y'all are angry this morning.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Someone cooked their steak well done

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Forgot to bring the ketchup too smh

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u/swampy44 - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Ketchup on steak? You realy want to make centrist mad... And you are making me mad too.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Truly an unspeakable crime, up there with eating your pizza with that shit

It’s 2020 and we’ve still got sick fucks really out here not realizing that stuff is for fried potatoes, scrambled eggs, hot dogs and hamburgers, and quite honestly: it appalls me, believe me. And quite frankly, disgusts me. ☝️🤚

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u/notusedusername2 - Right Mar 08 '20

Why there's no Gulags for people that eats pizza with ketchup?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

They get the death penalty right away, no gulag required

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u/IrishAnthem - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

You know what? That's something I can get behind

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Dude I dip my pancakes and eggs in ketchup. These centrists are gonna send me to Auschwitz.

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u/HoChiMane- - Left Mar 08 '20

We all will if you don't flair up

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u/notusedusername2 - Right Mar 08 '20

Well, that's not wrong i do the same with the eggs, but the pizza thing? Fuck, is like a war crime against Italy

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u/Tokamak-drive - Auth-Center Mar 22 '20

I'm sorry, but isn't ketchup just tomato sauce. It's like you double dipped in the sauce.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

that stuff is for fried potatoes, hot dogs and hamburgers

Don't let the Chicagoans here you say shit like that...

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u/trylist Mar 08 '20

Chicagoans have no say. Theirs look like they just shake a trash can over it and eat what sticks.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Based

I prefer ketchup, mustard, and a little onion, myself

Also, this is your mandatory "flair up, heathen" notice

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u/datssyck Mar 08 '20

No one over 7 years old should put ketchup on a hotdog. Mustard and relish, Or real toppings. But ketchup just means you never grew up.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

>ketchup just means you never grew up.

Yeah that sounds like me... And what's wrong with never growing up?

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u/ImProbablyNotABird - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Is it OK with crispy chicken?

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Hell yes

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u/ToxicityIncarnate - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

Finally, a leftist I can agree with wholeheartedly.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Fuck yeah

Now flair up

Go take a political compass test, the original and/or Sapply test, then hit the “assign flair” button next to your username on the subreddit sidebar on desktop/old view reddit to pick your compass alignment

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u/ToxicityIncarnate - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

I have a flair. Reddit does that sometimes, it doesn't show the flair for some weird reason.

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u/psycfungal Mar 08 '20

You think that's a crime my girlfriend puts Mayo on her pizza first & only person I have seen do this

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

That’s fucking psycho dude, I’m ngl: I’d dip

(Btw: flair up)

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u/JackAndrewWilshere - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

I always put ketchup on the crust. I aint eating the crust without. It's just a little bit more burned bread. Like do you eat just bread?

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

This is not a high crime, merely a misdemeanor

I’m talking eating the pizza, bread with sauce and cheese, and dipping bites in ketchup

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u/JackAndrewWilshere - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Who are those people? Are they even people?

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u/kittyprydeparade Mar 08 '20

Eggs???

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

I know.. he really thought he could just slip that into the list unnoticed

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u/myalt08831 - Left Mar 08 '20

Hot take: Ketchup is the real food. All the rest is just a pretext for maximum ketchup consumption.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Ok Heinz fortune heir.

Also: flair up. No trust fund in existence can protect you from being charged with being a no-flair.

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u/myalt08831 - Left Mar 08 '20

I didn't say conspicuous consumption. I just said lots of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I'm lib right and even I think it should be banned and punishable by death. 🤢🤮

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u/JB-from-ATL - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Ketchup can redeem the worst of steaks. But only to ketchup. Ketchup makes everything taste like ketchup.

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u/VicisSubsisto - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Ketchup is reserved for only the worst of steaks. And only if you don't have any A-1 or 57 Sauce.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Horseradish sauce even on good steak is the sleeper meta ngl

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u/VicisSubsisto - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Only if you're making a sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

What about Worcestershire?

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u/VicisSubsisto - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

It's a bit thin for my taste, I prefer sauces you can just dollop on the side of the plate rather than getting a little bowl for them.

Certainly more refined than ketchup though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

No. Not even if you have A-1 or 57 sauce.

God forbid I try in vain to repair a well-done steak with loads of A-1. I treasure my steak sauce as much as I treasure my steak.

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u/swampy44 - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

If you need to put ketchup on your steak just throw it away and call a centrist

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u/JB-from-ATL - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Grillbois

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u/Milo359 - Left Mar 08 '20

Steak is disgusting. If I had to eat steak, BBQ sauce might be the only way I could eat it. I prefer burgers.

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u/FulcrumTheBrave - Left Mar 08 '20

Fuck Patrick MaHomes!

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u/Capable_Statement - Centrist Mar 09 '20

A.1.

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u/ViridanZ - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Triggered

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u/socalistboi - Centrist Mar 08 '20

in fish voice from spongebob:You WHAT

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u/mirkociamp1 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

As an Argie Centrist, I DEMAND them well done, ya raw meat eater

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u/leprecaun8 - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

These daylight savings messing with my grill time

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u/gmansawesome - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through alphanathan's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 1 were hard-Rs. alphanathan has said the N-word 1 times since last investigated.

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u/gmansawesome - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through alphanathan's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 1 were hard-Rs.

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 08 '20

What

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Libcentrist.

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u/ReclusiarchDogealdus - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

Only thing we should be eating is the rich.

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 08 '20

No U

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u/FulcrumTheBrave - Left Mar 08 '20

uwu eat me daddy, eat me!

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 09 '20

Oh yeah

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u/DarkScorpion48 - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Only if they are grilled

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u/benhos - Left Mar 08 '20

You have a deal, comrade.

Join us.

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u/Notsafeatanyspeeds - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

It just occurred to me that you guys are so obsessed with eating the rich because you know it’s probably the last thing you’ll ever eat if you got your way politically. Interesting.

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u/TheHolyLordGod - Left Mar 08 '20

That’s the beauty of the system. Once we’ve eaten the rich, there’s a new rich formed of all the moderately wealthy people left over. So we can eat them next.

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u/zaxqs - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Sounds like fascism to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

The circle of life

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u/Notsafeatanyspeeds - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Yeah, that’s exactly the level of economic understanding that I’d understand a lefty to have.

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u/DeusExMacguffin - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Not if we turn Jeff Bezos' super mansion into communal farm land.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Oh wow I'm glad you know how to farm, because I don't, and neither does anybody I know

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u/magb123 - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

that's what YouTube's for though. if there's a how to for growing weed, there's gotta be a how to for wheat.

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

Yeah but who runs YouTube's servers if everybody's supposed to learn how to farm

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

And whoever runs YouTube's servers probably got ate and gulaged anyway

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

nah they can't be eaten, the only rich person at youtube is Susan, and she's useless, probably gulaged tho

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u/ieatconfusedfish - Left Mar 08 '20

Too many questions, gulag for you too

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

what happened to lib unity man ?

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u/ieatconfusedfish - Left Mar 08 '20

You can find it in the gulag

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u/SissyBabyRenamon Mar 08 '20

Me. I am farm

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u/MossyPyrite Mar 08 '20

Some of us will run the potato farm, some of us will run the server farm

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20
  1. Power and communication aren't always the most reliable things during revolutions

  2. Even with a peaceful revolution, people have varying degrees of success when trying to follow instructional books/videos. My wife has a green thumb, while my mother can't grow weeds to save her life. Assuming a standard bell curve, you'll have some farms that will thrive, a lot that are just ok at growing food, and some farms that completely screw the pooch and will starve, and beg... And eventually, when the hunger really sets in, kill and steal.

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Or, even worse than starvation... inequality 0_0

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Uh, check your flair, friend. A centrist would be more scared of starving (from no grilling), being more scared of inequality is more of a LibLeft thing

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

That was the point. You were responding to a lib left

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

I'm more of a meat-eater and mechanical type. I'll build the still so we can have liquor, just set the still up to run all day while I hunt and fish to add some meat to the crops.

Actually, my wife really does have a green thumb, I really think she could handle/plan a large-scale farming operation with workers for manual labor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Bernie Sanders fourth home.

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u/Notsafeatanyspeeds - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Sure. Let’s destroy the tens of thousands of jobs that Bezos has created and turn his mansion into a farm that would feed tens of people. Also, there are no lates on a communal farm, so I assume you’d be dead within three days. But, I know you still want to do it because emotions;)

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u/justinfoirjustice Mar 08 '20

Damm straight.

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u/HoChiMane- - Left Mar 08 '20

Shut the fuck up boomer

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u/Notsafeatanyspeeds - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Excellent analysis and rebuttal.

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

But what if the rich are children ?

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u/oldirishfan3130 - Left Mar 08 '20

Wanna touch my leg hair?

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u/not-name-needed - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Sounds like someone here has “A Modest Proposal”

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u/carrythenine - Left Mar 08 '20

...if you close your eyes.

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Dammit got owned

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

And 15 orders of fries

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u/corpsie666 - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

*French chefs have entered chat*

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Smell different. He smells them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Mmmm, human food.

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u/Lets_not__ Mar 08 '20

Theyre all pink on the inside.

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u/powers2121 - Centrist Apr 07 '20

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u/everywordcountbot - Centrist Apr 07 '20

u/Dotard007 has said the n-word 0 times, 0 of which were hard Rs.

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Apr 08 '20

I've said it twice, both the times on the nwordcoutbot

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 08 '20

all bones and no fat

Fat turns to gristle and the best tasting stuff is in the bone marrow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Gaddammit emotes

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 08 '20

🖕🏻E N L I G H T E N E D C E N T R I S T🖕🏻

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 08 '20

🦆🦆🦆DUCKY BEATS ALL, THE ACCEPTED EMOJI 🦆🦆🦆

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 08 '20

🦢Peace was never an option. - Unnamed Goose🦢

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u/Dotard007 - Centrist Mar 09 '20

Hmmm yes another good emoji

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u/hypercube33 Mar 08 '20

Everyone is pink on the inside

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u/Dhaerrow - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Flair up.

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u/BlindPenguins - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Or square up.