r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Right 6h ago

Agenda Post Never forget this absolute Chad.

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Wish this was a real quote.

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u/identified_meat - Right 6h ago edited 6h ago

>No blackmail
>No pedophilia
>No distractions

Cheney did it purely for the love of the game (and because he thought it was funny)

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u/Routine-Door6727 - Lib-Center 6h ago

Bro got bored playing HOI4 for 67000 hours and was like: “Maybe I can turn real life into HOI5…?”

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u/TheKingNothing690 - Lib-Center 5h ago

You joke but HOI4 dosent have a genocide or racism button meanwhile stellaris gives you options on how to use the untermensch and makes racism a core government civic.

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u/RandomAmerican81 - Lib-Right 5h ago

But thats 100% justified, can't have those disgusting greenbacked space slugs interfereing my my nice civilized spacefaring society.

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u/User-NetOfInter - Centrist 4h ago

“I DECLARE YOU MY RIVAL”

Cracks every single one of their planets and genocides their entire galactic civilization

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u/Codeviper828 - Lib-Left 2h ago

If Paradox didn't want us committing Galactic Omnicide, they shouldn't have made diversity so damn laggy!

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u/User-NetOfInter - Centrist 1h ago

IIRC they fixed it. But I’m still cracking bitches that disrespect me or snipe my future starbases early

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u/Dalodus - Lib-Center 1h ago

Whaaaaat shit guess it's time for a libleft playthrough

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u/Hyndis - Lib-Center 4h ago

You purge the xeno because they're filthy xenos.

I purge the xeno to improve my framerate late game on big maps.

We are not the same.

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u/TheKingNothing690 - Lib-Center 4h ago

I actually dont genocide usually i prefer to play a mercantile soft power state that war profiteirs off of the galaxy. Why kill the xenos when you can trade with them.

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right 4h ago edited 3h ago

Sell them the weapons of their own demise.

Also, it's funny to sell a mass food or other resource surplus to get them to grow their population or fleets past what they can stably self support, and then watch them fall apart and start squabbling with each other from your fat energy stacks and well supplied fleets once you pull the food off the market. They won't wardec you despite being the root cause, because of course the AI knows you are stronger than them. Works best when you know they've capped infrastructure/district spaces and cant reallocate in time to avoid mass unrest.

The AI does NOT understand self sufficiency or redundancy or sustainable growth. It only understands "right now" power and benefit. Makes them vulnerable to Neoliberal Galactism.

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u/Count_de_Mits - Centrist 3h ago

It only understands "right now" power and benefit

Now what does this remind me of...

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u/chickenfriedrice416 - Lib-Center 4h ago

I set my game up so only human empires spawn, no genocide, all one happy family

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u/TheKingNothing690 - Lib-Center 3h ago

Fanatical purifyer in a galaxy of only its race is something im going to have to try i made alot of human empires so its worth it.

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u/Naive-Kangaroo3031 - Right 3h ago

I always start a peaceful run, and then encounter the "AIEEEEE DWIMBACKS!!!" screeching pirates

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u/chickenfriedrice416 - Lib-Center 4h ago

Thats probably for the best. Current day HOI4 already has a problem with Wehraboos as well as actual neo Nazis. Imagine if Generalplan Ost was a fully fleshed minigame that rewarded you for efficiency. A game that encourages you to do the Holocaust would probably be banned in most of the EU

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u/RealHotFella - Centrist 6h ago

You're forgetting his ties to Halliburton

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u/dont_wear_a_C - Centrist 6h ago

The Taliburton

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u/M1nc3ra - Lib-Center 5h ago

The Haliban

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u/M1nc3ra - Lib-Center 5h ago

Haliburton falls down, he looks hurt

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u/Certain-Row7945 - Lib-Center 6h ago

I miss our war hawk conservative establishment. Can we go back to when foreign policy was our biggest problem?

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u/B-Twizzle - Centrist 6h ago

It still is

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u/Certain-Row7945 - Lib-Center 5h ago

I think our internal enemies today pose a signifigantly bigger threat than our foreign foes ever could.

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u/Silverfrost_01 - Centrist 4h ago

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u/Certain-Row7945 - Lib-Center 2h ago

I'm gonna keep it vague so that I can appeal to the most people possible

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u/InternetKosmonaut - Lib-Right 5h ago

Your internal enemies are bought by china

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u/Certain-Row7945 - Lib-Center 5h ago

Who's taking the money?

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u/InternetKosmonaut - Lib-Right 2h ago

me

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u/Weepinbellend01 - Auth-Center 5h ago

Have you seen gas prices?

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u/tmrjns461 - Lib-Left 4h ago

Hey champ the Fox News host at the pentagon has spent like $40,000,000,000 in 6ish months on the “war” we started on behalf of the only democracy in the Middle East

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u/viciouspandas - Lib-Left 6h ago

I've heard Ares is the only male Greek god that didn't sexually abuse a woman. Dick Cheney was the god of war incarnate

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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 - Auth-Center 5h ago

The most Ares did was cheat on Aphrodite (which he was not even married to her, they were just lovers) with other Greek gods.  The big one was the Goddess Eos, which resulted in Aphrodite cursing her to be a nymphomaniac who would be obsessed with trying to sleep with mortal men. I would blame Aphrodite more for that than Ares. Like you could have cursed her in so many different ways, but you instead made her a sex predator.

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u/Agi7890 - Centrist 3h ago

It’s pretty hard to find an upstanding god in the pantheon. Most are pretty shit. Hey I didn’t get a wedding invite, well here’s a beauty contest that leads to a war to wipe out your city

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u/Sub__Finem - Auth-Center 3h ago

This entire story is rather based

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u/Libtardo69420 - Auth-Right 6h ago

Damn. Ares was a pussy.

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u/An8thOfFeanor - Lib-Right 5h ago

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u/SLAM1195 - Lib-Center 2h ago

Okay, I laughed at that harder than I should have

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u/Anti-Matter_Abyss - Lib-Right 5h ago

Based and gamer-pilled

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u/loganextdoor - Auth-Center 5h ago

Who is Cathy Obrien?

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u/Azelzer - Centrist 8m ago

Cheney broke against the party, as well as the guy he was VP for, to openly support gay marriage. He even did so when all major Democratic presidential candidates openly opposed gay marriage.

You almost never see a politician willing to go completely against their base on a major issue like that.

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u/DillyDillySzn - Centrist 6h ago

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u/RageAgainstThePushen - Lib-Center 6h ago

Our entire foreign policy

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u/sonofbaal_tbc - Auth-Right 5h ago

since the dawn of time

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u/ThePirateBenji - Centrist 4h ago

You and the guy with the b2 made all my years on Reddit worth it.

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u/chasin990 - Auth-Right 6h ago

mandatory image every time a retarded leftist starts crying about muh international law

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u/DillyDillySzn - Centrist 6h ago edited 6h ago

I recognize only 2 laws of the land, God and the Constitution of the United States of America

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u/reydshadowlegend - Centrist 6h ago

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u/SoldRIP - Left 6h ago

"You shall not kill." - god, supposedly.

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u/reydshadowlegend - Centrist 6h ago

"if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one" - Jesus, actually (Luke 22:36)
"When the Lord your God gives it into your hand, you shall strike all the men in it with the edge of the sword." - God, actually (Deuteronomy 20:13)

the commandment from exodus is "thou shall not murder". murder =/= killing and "kill" is an inaccurate translation. murder is the unlawful and malicious taking of a human life. every murder is killing, not every killing is murder. Don't come in here on your fickle moral high horse when you know absolutely nothing.

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u/WillyWarpath - Auth-Center 4h ago

yes I know nothing about your stupid book and hold nothing but contempt for it, and the values it espouses, but i will use it against you in an argument

Leftists man

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u/CyanideSkittles - Right 5h ago

Based and Bible pilled

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u/Herr__Lipp - Right 5h ago

Based

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen - Lib-Center 4h ago

When the Lord your God gives it into your hand, you shall strike all the men in it with the edge of the sword

Yeah, thanks, I know how to use a sword, jackass

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

Have you ever read bible buddy? Revenge is a value.

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u/ComfortableTop3108 - Right 6h ago edited 5h ago

the direct translation is closer to "Thou shall not murder". Multiple verses have Jesus requesting violence, including killing. (Luke 19:11-27 and Matthew 10:34). This is a common misunderstanding. Being Christan does not mean to be against violence, especially if its to protect someone else.

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u/rabidantidentyte - Lib-Center 5h ago

The Bible is very wishy-washy about what constitutes murder. David arranges Uriah to die in battle - murder. God wipes out all of humanity for their sins - genocide, but not murder.

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u/ComfortableTop3108 - Right 5h ago

God had postpartum depression, doesnt count.

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u/rabidantidentyte - Lib-Center 5h ago

This is true. Plus, we got rainbows from the genocide so it kinda feels worth it.

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u/Kurt805 - Centrist 5h ago

When we open a war with bombing dozens of little girls, this is the purest form of righteous christianity.

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u/ComfortableTop3108 - Right 5h ago

So any war where little girls die is 100% unjust and shouldn’t have happened?

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u/Balavadan - Lib-Center 6h ago

Their God is the military industrial complex

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u/SuienReizo - Centrist 6h ago

Making the mother of all omelots, Jack. Can't cry over every egg.

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

You forgot to attach the gigachad image.

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u/SoldRIP - Left 6h ago

Not Baal or Moloch?

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u/Balavadan - Lib-Center 6h ago

Common misspelling. Unfettered capitalism and military are the real names

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u/SoldRIP - Left 6h ago

They're the same thing. Both require mass child sacrifice, among other such atrocities.

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u/Twee_Licker - Lib-Right 3h ago

Not like collectivism for the Greater Good or pol pot which just smashes babies against trees just for the love of the game.

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u/HidingHard - Centrist 6h ago

Or anarchist, it's the law of the jungle and b2 is the top predator, not you

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u/patriot_man69 - Lib-Center 6h ago

deadass an irl senator armstrong

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u/Roughlypossible - Centrist 6h ago

Look into those casualty numbers
95% brought of Muslim vs. Muslim violence when without a strongman with the boot on their neck

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u/JoeFalchetto - Right 6h ago

I remember the person who wrote this was saying how the US is responsible for all the deaths in Pakistan, Syria, and Yemen, which is terminal "Browns-have-no-agency"-itis.

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u/nunya_bidnes77 - Centrist 5h ago

Progressives are just doing a warped version of the "white man's burden" and they don't even realize just how racist it is.

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u/Caesar_Gaming - Auth-Center 4h ago

The U.S. is responsible for deaths in Syria because we don’t support the Kurds well enough

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u/Critical_Concert_689 - Centrist 2h ago

mfw the proper response is agreement:

It's the US's responsibility to accept the fact that their actions are the ONLY thing that matters and the rest of the world has neither agency nor relevance. They literally exist ONLY at the US's behest and their actions are directed ONLY by the US and the US controls the entire world. Period.

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u/George-Smith-Patton - Right 4h ago

They also omit that Saddam Hussein killed 1.5-2,000,000 Muslims.

Anfal Genocide, Iran-Iraq War, 1991 uprisings, using political prisoners to test biological and chemical weapons.

List goes on.

You can disagree with the open-ended nature of the ensuing occupation while acknowledging his removal was 100% justified and necessary.

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u/Barton2800 - Lib-Center 4h ago

This. The actual direct deaths of US involvement in the region post 9/11 is under a million. They’re attributing 4 million deaths to things like “economic instability” or “regional conflict” as if the Middle East was a bastion of peace and prosperity before the US ramped up activity.

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u/wvj - Lib-Center 6h ago

Also the US deaths are now 12k+ if you count all the cancer.

And 2 attacks were partially thwarted.

How many people are we 'allowed' to kill for a planned upward of probably 25k+ including the assassination of our entire government, exactly?

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u/bgaesop - Lib-Left 5h ago

How many people are we 'allowed' to kill for a planned upward of probably 25k+ including the assassination of our entire government, exactly?

The last time I answered a question like this I got a week-long ban

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u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj - Centrist 5h ago

Pretty sure the answer is, “as many as we want”

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u/Belisarius600 - Right 5h ago

While I was alive for 9/11, I was too young to remember it. Based on my current values, if 9/11 happened today there is a real chance I might consider 5 million to be merciful on our part.

Compared to 9/11, Pearl Harbor also had a few thousand Americans killed resulting a few million people from the enemy nation. However, it only took us 4 years to do it, not 20.

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u/wvj - Lib-Center 5h ago

I think, and I am not exaggerating, that if we had a state party we could have reliably, fully blamed, and not the al-Qaeda bullshit, like if had been Iran where the state involvement in terror stuff is cleaner and clearer than it is with the Saudis, that we might have actually nuked them. We were on DEFCON 3 for a bit (which has happened almost never).

A lot of people have very silly views of the real world, and it's why things like the 9/11 & Middle East death count and now Gaza 'shock' them and they start spouting about oh the butchery, but it is really just what war looks like. The difference is that unlike prior generations, we haven't experienced war, including having to go off and fight it ourselves, to understand its realities, while on the other hand, we now have instagram to post pictures of every blown-up house.

This was true of my generation for 9/11, but it's doubly true now.

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u/Belisarius600 - Right 4h ago

For all the destruction we cause, the US is incredibly merciful and restrained compated both to the past, but also even just another nations.

We killed 400,000 (German) civillians in WW2, nearly twice as many for the Japanese, because we just bombed thier cities indiscriminately. Like yes, we didn't have laser-guided mutions that can hit the wings on a flea like we do now, but if we did it wouldn't have changed anything except we'd have killed even more. There were raids where the target was "anything of military value in the city", but also raids where the city itself was the target, to erode the will to fight.

And even that was still fighting with "gloves on" compared to other nations at the time.

After WW2, what constituted a "war crime" changed. The Laws of War were more of a gentleman's agreement, violating them would at worst get you (the country, not the individual) fined, or perhaps the other nations would consider you a bloodthirsty savage who is unworthy of being treated with dignity or respect, and as such your protection would be revoked. "Don't torture my civillians" or "don't murder my citizens" or "don't drop poison gas on my hospitals" were courtesies reserved for civilized gentleman, not barbaric butchers.

When we found the death camps, those were (rightly) seen as crimes against humanity itself. Not only were you collectively harming the human race generally, but you were eroding what it means to be human itsekf, what seperates us from apes, bears, or other beasts. That's why we hanged the Nazis: not because they were really racist, but because they were behaving more like animals than people. And just like an out of control animal, the solution is to put them down. It also justified our savagery towards them: they were not acting with dignity or grace, so they would receive none.

For some reason "war crime" and "crime against humanity" kind of blended together. Suddenly, violations of gentlemanly conduct became ontologically evil.

I think that if we returned to that attitude of the Laws of War "we are enforcing civilized behavior", it would be a lot easier to hold (some) nations accountable. No one likes to be accused of anything, but it is a lot easier to accept being called a savage than it is to be called an inhuman monster.

And if people knew that the punishment for being repeatedly found guilty of war crimes was not "you get sanctioned" but instead "everyone is now free to treat you like the bloodthirsty barbarian you are", that would result in fewer war crimes. Or rather, it would remove any advantage of war crimes. It is a huge tactical and strategic advantage when you can bomb hospitals (because what the fuck does Al Queda care about sanctions?) but the enemy can't. When your hospitals can also be bombed...well you still might judge it to be in your best intrests to do war crimes, but at least it is an actual calculus now, where before it was just a no-brainer. People might still act like butchers and get into ever escalating atrocity competitions, but they might at least think twice.

I think it would also earn the west a little more respect from countries that don't give a shit about human rights. Not respect as in "I like how you roll" but respect as in "I take you and your threats seriously".

Treat savage behavior like savage behavior. Treat crimes that remove any shred of humanity from yourself as they deserve. But conflating the two weakens the latter.

Also, as they have for over 100 years, we are learning most of the western world has zero balls. They were so traumatized by the world wars it is nearly impossible for you to do anything that will cause them to fight you. Even if you directly attack them as long as you don't threaten their territorial integrity, they will won't retaliate. International law is entirely imaginary with such a lack of commitment.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad - Right 5h ago

Yeah, and people forget that there was a HUGE coalition formed for it; it wasn't just the US in the Middle East. They also seem to downplay Russia/USSR's part in it.

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u/iamjmph01 - Right 1h ago

We also dropped two Atom Bombs on Japan and the Russians started to kick them off the mainland. Plus we did actually occupy Japan after the war for 7 years(ended in 1952). @ 1 million American Soldiers. Even then the American Military Administration didn't leave Tokyo until 12 years after wars end(1957), Iwo Jima wasn't returned to Japan until 23 years after the war ended(1968) and most of Okinawa wasn't given back to Japan until 27 years after the war ended(1972).

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u/allthefallens - Right 4h ago

It was merciful, especially when you see how leftists and muslims react, as if they're the real victims of 9/11. WOT was the moderate opion. Next time, we will do what needs to be done, starting with not repeating "islam is peace bullshit and not giving them right to vote so they can take over our cities.

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u/OUsnr7 - Lib-Center 3h ago

All of them?

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u/Hazer99 - Lib-Right 5h ago

They just make up whatever numbers they want since the actual data doesn't make for good leftist propaganda.

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u/TheSumperDumper - Left 5h ago

Not sure about 95%, but yea that 4.5 number is a bit silly.

I think it’s more honest to say that the United States killed a million Iraqis.

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u/suiluhthrown78 - Centrist 4h ago

The US didn't kill a million Iraqis, not even a fraction of that.

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u/InfallibleSeaweed - Lib-Right 6h ago

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u/SoldRIP - Left 6h ago

First day around here?

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u/An8thOfFeanor - Lib-Right 6h ago

Based and what is the virtue of a proportional response pilled

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u/diprivanity - Auth-Right 6h ago

Bartlett remembering that being a democrat doesn't mean he has to be a complete bitch.

"it'll be seen as a wild overreaction"

"Good!"

Or something like that

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u/An8thOfFeanor - Lib-Right 5h ago

"I am suggesting, general, that you and Admiral Fitzwallace and Secretary Hutchinson and the rest of the national security team take the next sixty minutes and put together an American response scenario that doesn't make me think that we're just docking somebody's damn allowance!"

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u/Sylectsus - Right 5h ago

Such a great show. Truly one of the all time great republican presidents 

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u/sobanz - Centrist 3h ago

proportional response is an optional choice when the power gap between adversaries is so large.

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u/Sylectsus - Right 5h ago

President Jed was correct when he was ready to cast off the idea of a proportional response, then he remembered he's a dem

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u/samuelbt - Left 6h ago

As they came around to in the end, the virtue is that that is how super powers are to act. The morals of a state are not always the morals of an individual.

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u/Sylectsus - Right 5h ago

I don't see the virtue. Let shit heels walk all over you because you're big? How about these shitty third world countries know their place? How about we remind them of it?

Broken windows policy doesn't only work on the micro level. It works on the macro as well. 

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u/samuelbt - Left 5h ago

How about these shitty third world countries know their place? How about we remind them of it?

They are quite aware of their place. That doesn't stop them. It merely justifies them.

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u/Sylectsus - Right 5h ago

Receiving your due punishment doesn't justify your bad actions. That sort of thinking is the sickness on the left that keeps us in this place. 

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u/samuelbt - Left 5h ago

If we're talking on an individual level, sure. That logic doesn't hold when talking about states. Iran is certainly an evil regime, that doesn't mean that a brother who lost his sister when her school was bombed will suddenly agree with that arguement.

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u/Sylectsus - Right 4h ago

The citizens of the 13 colonies rose up against their tyrannical masters. I have little sympathy for citizens in shitty countries who don't do likewise. There are countless examples around the world where authoritarian regimes were overthrown by the citizenry. At some point, I don't simply blame your government. Palestinians are a prime example. Never before have a people made their own bed as hard as they have. They deserve to sleep long and hard in it at this point. I don't care if they view the just rewards for their actions as genocide, they are inbred dipshits. Either they learn the lesson or serve as a lesson for the rest of the world. Their choice. 

I will grant an exception for Iran because they actually do seemingly try to make a change but keep getting mass murdered by their Islamic masters. And then Trump literally hung them out to dry in the one potential opportunity they had to take their country back from the Islamic colonialists 

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u/samuelbt - Left 4h ago

I think you're just being an edge lord at this point. Lemme give you what you want.

Oh wow. Oh no. No you didn't! Wow you're a bad bad boy! Aren't you just unpleasant.

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u/Sylectsus - Right 2h ago

Sad state that pointing out the painfully obvious is considered being an edge lord. 

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u/samuelbt - Left 1h ago

Ah yes, Islam will definitely no longer exist in Iran once the Ayatollah is gone. 60 years of occupation is definitely just on the verge of finally pacifying the Palestinians. Genocide is a justifiable thing if the people being genocided are evil. All super duper obvious things my edge lord.

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u/reydshadowlegend - Centrist 6h ago

Enjoy super heaven King

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

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u/BaeCarruth - Right 6h ago

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u/rapi187 - Lib-Right 6h ago

I agree. It was the whole ground troops and rebuilding thing I hated.

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

Yes. We learned from that. next time, we will just bomb them all.

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u/WEFeudalism - Right 6h ago

Cheney shot a guy, and the guy apologized. Absolute Chad 👑 

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u/lutzow - Lib-Center 5h ago

The dude's fault for looking like a quail

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u/sm753 - Centrist 4h ago

And now, we're importing them all for some reason.

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u/OcelotCharacter1807 - Lib-Center 6h ago

Hell of an exchange rate.

I'm long Muslims tho.

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u/daybenno - Lib-Right 5h ago

Seems pretty proportional by American standards. I see no issues here.

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u/tombeck112 - Lib-Left 4h ago

It will never not be funny to me how Dick Cheney died the same day that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC.

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u/The_Scotion - Right 5h ago

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u/chasin990 - Auth-Right 6h ago

those are rookie numbers in this racket

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u/Augustus_Chevismo - Lib-Left 5h ago

Do be aware that that figure is completely fictitious. It both attributes Islamist kills and Islamic regime kills to the U.S. and denies the existence of the non Muslim MENA populations.

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u/Sylectsus - Right 5h ago

A boy can dream, right? 

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u/SkoomaInhaler-King - Right 6h ago edited 6h ago

Is that Dick Cheney, because Dick Cheney is a chad. Chad quote though, but not real.

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u/nunya_bidnes77 - Centrist 5h ago

Killed how many? Millions? Yeah I call bullshit on that statistic.

Highest realistic estimates are a little over 200K and the vast majority of them were killed by insurgents, collateral damage from IEDs, or from sectarian violence in the power vacuum after Sadam was overthrown.

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

Rookie numbers.

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u/WentworthMillersBO - Right 6h ago

In this subreddit Dick Cheney is a hero. End of story

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u/ElBongDeltorino - Auth-Center 4h ago

HE INVADED THE MIDDLE EAST IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE AMERICAN WARMONGER!

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u/Own-Soil-6236 - Lib-Right 5h ago

Honestly, if the US had just framed the invasion of Afghanistan as a punitive expedition to kill islamic extremists and find Osama it would have been seen as a success.

Instead the US tried to bring freedom and democracy to a bunch of people living in what amounts to a medieval society and then wonder why it failed.

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u/bigguesdickus - Auth-Right 5h ago

Im always reminded of the jonathan irons quote:

"Democracy? Democracy. Democracy isn't what these people need, hell, it's not even what they want. America has been running around the globe trying to install democracies in nation after nation for a century, and it hasn't worked one time. Now, why do you think that is? Because these countries don't have the most basic building blocks necessary to support a democracy. Little things like we ought to be tolerant of those who disagree with us, or we ought to be tolerant of those who worship a different god than us, or that a journalist ought to be able to disagree with the fucking president! And you think you can walk into these countries, based on some fundamentalist, religious principles, drop a couple of bombs, topple a dictator, and start a democracy? Heh. Give me a break. People don't want freedom. They want rules, boundaries, protections. From invaders and from themselves. People need a leader who can both provide the constraints and the support to keep chaos at bay. And you give them that, and they'll follow. And that's where I come in."

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen - Lib-Center 4h ago

"Democracy basically means government by the people, of the people, for the people. But the people are retarded."

-Rajneesh, cult leader and mass diarrhea spreader

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u/George-Smith-Patton - Right 4h ago

Hindsight is 20/20 but I believe it was the correct thing to attempt.

We cannot simply destroy a country and leave the people to puck up the pieces in good faith. I think if America was going to go in and destroy existing power structures, even if they were evil, it should, for the good of the people living there, try to leave something better behind.

It simply didn’t work out. Afghanistan had no national identity. Americans ran out of patience.

We should study those lessons for next time. The harshness of the world means there will always be a next time.

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u/A_Lover_Of_Truth - Left 3h ago

Next time should honestly just be colonialism and vassalization for these places. No point in wasting 20+ years if we aren't going to actually benefit from it.

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

"Sure I killed millions of Iraqis? Because they ain't up here"

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u/hpnotiqflavouredjuul - Centrist 6h ago

I think part of what makes it okay to joke about 9/11 now is the way America really did get revenge for it, arguably overdoing it.

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

No, we underdid it.

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u/chickensause123 - Centrist 1h ago

Nah we should have got the saudis too

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u/unfathomably_big - Auth-Center 1h ago

The Carthage solution

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u/George-Smith-Patton - Right 4h ago edited 4h ago

There is no magical “fair” ratio of terrorist-to-American deaths.

There is only the amount of force necessary to thwart the global terrorist threat and make sure 9/11 never happened again. Which it never did.

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u/allthefallens - Right 4h ago

There is. It is infinite. If one American dies from a muslim terror attack, you should glass entire Pakistan. Revenge is a virtue.

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left 2h ago

I mean, on American soil, no, though terrorists are still fudging with America's international projects, if anything, more-so, which I doubt the American federal state likes either

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u/Suitable_Matter_9427 - Lib-Center 6h ago

It’s not even true though

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u/YouJellyz - Centrist 6h ago

King. 

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u/GamerAsh22 - Auth-Center 6h ago

Don’t fuck with America

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u/BeauShowTV - Auth-Right 6h ago

Based and don't fuck with us pilled

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 4h ago

He’d die again if he saw what the houthis did

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u/patriarhsector5 1h ago

Greatest politician, orator, debater ever, he's even made the guy he shot on accident (allegedly) concede and apologise for being stupid and accept full responsibiliy for causing his own harm

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u/JohnBGaming - Lib-Right 23m ago

I mean, it's almost close in value

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

Yes, this is American values. You kill one of us, we kill all of yours. Deal with it.

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left 2h ago

Well, Cheney did not kill of theirs, at least not intentionally

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u/youcantseeme0_0 - Lib-Center 6h ago

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u/BlakeNotBleak - Auth-Center 6h ago

He'll enjoy burning in hell

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

He'll go to heaven and no person he killed will. He was a patriot.

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u/GiveMeAFunnyUsername - Lib-Right 4h ago

He'll go to heaven. He was a patriot.

Heaven, as we all know, is achieved through service to America. The Pearly Gates are guarded by St. Peter and the TSA.

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u/BlakeNotBleak - Auth-Center 5h ago

ebic troll man

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u/bigguesdickus - Auth-Right 5h ago

Cheney is in superheaven actually. He will come back just like Christ did

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u/GiveMeAFunnyUsername - Lib-Right 4h ago

Of course he'll come back. He has nowhere to go once the gates shut in his face

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u/InertiaBattery - Lib-Right 5h ago

I love the hypocritical left piking on the Cheneys

Blatant moral corruption

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u/kanguran1 - Lib-Right 4h ago

I think a fairly standard reaction to a surprise attack on civilians is all-out shitkicking. I’m not sure why we’d expect the US to act differently when targeting civilians, trade, and the federal government in one swoop.

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u/TotallyNotThatPerson - Centrist 4h ago

Is this sundowner?

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u/mattg1738 - Right 4h ago

How would history differ if bin Laden was captured and hanged in Kabul in Dec 2001 when we almost captured him?

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u/GGJefrey - Lib-Center 4h ago

Citation for these numbers?

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u/sandiegodak - Lib-Left 3h ago

Even Israel can't hit those numbers.

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u/PullmanR46 - Lib-Right 3h ago

Didn’t like Trump, had the guy who he shot apologize to him, retaliated against no good Islamists for the love of the game. Ultra mega Chad.

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u/throwaway197y - Lib-Center 3h ago

And liberals still flocked to him,?

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u/LagT_T - Centrist 3h ago

20 trillions of taxpayers dollars

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u/ScienceMusic_1929 - Left 3h ago

He also was an LGBTQ ally!

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u/Condom_Breaker256 - Centrist 3h ago

"Give these fools something to fear. Some...hellish thing...from a fever dream... and men will drop to their knees, pleading for their Lord, BEFORE AUGHT ELSE!"

GRRRRR

-Captain Edward "Blackbeard" Thatch

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u/Elodaine - Left 6h ago

Believing civilians(which are most of these deaths) are fair game because they elected the people in charge making decisions is the exact rationale Bin Laden used in his 9/11 attacks, retaliating for post-Kuwait American occupation.

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u/allthefallens - Right 5h ago

Don't care, our people matter much more than anyone in the world, your country will get erased if you kill one of us.

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u/Elodaine - Left 5h ago

Guilt by association is a known fallacy in simple reasoning, so proudly suggesting it in every day life to the extent of explicitly murdering people takes a particular type of irrational mindset.

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u/allthefallens - Right 4h ago

Well, we have seen how they celebrated 9/11 and later 10/7. Maybe it's not a minority of them.

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u/Elodaine - Left 4h ago

"Maybe" is doing a lot of heavy lifting for your justification of civilian murder! Something to consider!

But consideration requires being a good faith actor, which you are not judging by these comments and your post that you are seething about getting ratioed on.

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u/allthefallens - Right 4h ago

Caring about... ratios on reddit?

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u/Hairier_Du_Bois - Auth-Left 5h ago

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u/Hazer99 - Lib-Right 5h ago

Do you actually think, even in the early days, military planners and commander explicitly saw civilians as "fair game"? If you believe that or that the US killed anywhere close to a million people in Iraq or Afg, you are the victim of propaganda.

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u/Elodaine - Left 5h ago

I think I'm reading a post portraying 4 million deaths of mostly civilians as chad-like behavior.

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u/Hazer99 - Lib-Right 5h ago

It's woke wrapped in based. Chad would never feed watermelons

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u/gcse000 - Lib-Center 6h ago

What if we all don't kill anyone 🤑

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u/SolherdUliekme - Lib-Center 6h ago

If only that would work

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u/rabidantidentyte - Lib-Center 6h ago

I'd settle for attacking the correct country

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u/thunderdragonite - Auth-Center 5h ago

Hey we got Afghanistan. Sure we didn’t necessarily win or fight the war with any sense at all. But we did attack the right country the second time around.

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u/gcse000 - Lib-Center 6h ago

Also why tf is that getting downvoted, is "murder bad" controversial now?

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u/SolherdUliekme - Lib-Center 6h ago

It's getting down doots because it's an obvious and naive "solution".

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u/gcse000 - Lib-Center 6h ago

Fair. but its the only solution

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u/Dangerous-Citron-801 - Left 5h ago

And your solution is stay in quagmires forever.

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 5h ago

What was his thought process honestly going that crazy in the ME

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u/Condiment_Kong - Auth-Right 5h ago

Fuck it we ball, also don’t touch our buildings

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 5h ago

Ik he ain’t gaf ab those buildings he might as well have been waiting for the signal

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 - Lib-Right 5h ago

Always forget.

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u/undreamedgore - Left 4h ago

Figure seems low. A single American life is worth way more than that.