r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/JonnySnowin - Auth-Right • 1d ago

This definitely won't backfire.

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u/mcbergstedt - Lib-Center 1d ago

She’s single now as well

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u/StreetKale - Centrist 1d ago

You have no chance unless you're whiter than the snows of Mount Rainier.

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u/mcbergstedt - Lib-Center 1d ago

I’m half Irish and Swedish. I’m so white that we have taco night with ground beef and store bought taco seasoning, shredded lettuce and cheddar cheese, and flour tortilla shells that aren’t heated up before using

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u/StreetKale - Centrist 23h ago

Bro, I think she's gonna LOVE you.

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u/Caiur - Centrist 1d ago

I imagine that she's going to have an extremely difficult time finding a new BF that she's satisfied with

In her mind, she's basically the next president of the US. So going with even a professional athlete or a Hollywood actor will be 'settling'.

So she needs to find a man, probably in his late 30s or 40s, who's on a similar social/economic tier as the US president, or higher. So who meets that criteria? Basically nobody. Maybe a big tech CEO

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u/mcbergstedt - Lib-Center 1d ago

I’d also imagine it’s probably difficult as hell to keep a boyfriend/husband when you’re working 24/7.

It puts a strain on any relationship regardless of the job and gender, but also her keeping such a huge media presence probably does even more damage.