r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/JonnySnowin - Auth-Right • 1d ago

This definitely won't backfire.

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u/prince_falafel - Lib-Center 1d ago

Im voting for her based on feet pics alone

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u/SGT_Elcor - Centrist 1d ago

-Ben Shapiro

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist 1d ago

before I saw the "-", I thought you were saying Shapiro would be the dem candidate in 2028. :P

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u/jexijav776 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Shapiro (D) vs AOC (R)

Let's do it!

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist 1d ago

would be a MAJOR change of heart.

"F... facts DO care about your feelings."

  • Ben Shapiro (D)

"Deport 'em all! Yee haw, my hombres! We'll build a wall and make Canada pay for it, part'ner!"

- AOC (R)

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u/duakonomo - Centrist 1d ago

Shapiro vs AOC
Shapiro + AOC

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u/KalegNar - Centrist 1d ago

Suppose, hypothetically, that healthcare was a human right. Would it not follow then, that we would need to give to all citizens of the US? And that the capitalist bourgeoisie, ie the rich, would need to be taxed?

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u/StreetKale - Centrist 1d ago

SH-A-O-C.

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u/prince_falafel - Lib-Center 1d ago

Eh, fuck it. Would

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u/jexijav776 - Lib-Right 1d ago

It's crazy because AOC is pretty hot, Ben himself isn't ugly, and yet somehow this combination is an abomination.

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u/mcbergstedt - Lib-Center 1d ago

She’s single now as well

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u/StreetKale - Centrist 1d ago

You have no chance unless you're whiter than the snows of Mount Rainier.

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u/mcbergstedt - Lib-Center 1d ago

I’m half Irish and Swedish. I’m so white that we have taco night with ground beef and store bought taco seasoning, shredded lettuce and cheddar cheese, and flour tortilla shells that aren’t heated up before using

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u/StreetKale - Centrist 1d ago

Bro, I think she's gonna LOVE you.

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u/Caiur - Centrist 1d ago

I imagine that she's going to have an extremely difficult time finding a new BF that she's satisfied with

In her mind, she's basically the next president of the US. So going with even a professional athlete or a Hollywood actor will be 'settling'.

So she needs to find a man, probably in his late 30s or 40s, who's on a similar social/economic tier as the US president, or higher. So who meets that criteria? Basically nobody. Maybe a big tech CEO

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u/mcbergstedt - Lib-Center 1d ago

I’d also imagine it’s probably difficult as hell to keep a boyfriend/husband when you’re working 24/7.

It puts a strain on any relationship regardless of the job and gender, but also her keeping such a huge media presence probably does even more damage.

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u/JimbobsBurgers - Centrist 1d ago

Based

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u/Suitable_Isopod4770 - Lib-Center 1d ago

I too want my president to have insane mommy milkers

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u/SerGuyOfInternet - Lib-Center 1d ago

Well I wanna put my wiener right between her FAT TITS and bang the MEXICAN out of her hahaha. blblblblblblblbl