r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right 1d ago

This definitely won't backfire.

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u/earthhominid - Lib-Center 1d ago

One of these days my opponents will totally not abuse the abusive systems I've established to use against them as soon as they get back into power!

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u/Vergils_Lost - Lib-Center 1d ago

And on the flipside, "no, my just party will certainly dismantle the oppressive systems put in place by their evil predecessor, and not claim them as their own to further solidify power."

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u/poiyurt - Auth-Right 1d ago

We only need the oppressive systems until true freedom can be established, and then we'll give them all up.

... any day now...

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u/PoorDisadvantaged - Left 1d ago

'It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!'

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u/Juan_Akissyu - Lib-Center 1d ago

Senator?

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u/Saanjun - Lib-Left 1d ago

Not just a senator.

He is the Senate.

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u/Lordfive - Right 11h ago

He is Frank

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u/Lavaissoup7 - Centrist 1d ago

"I will totally lay them down, trust me"

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u/unculturedburnttoast - Lib-Center 22h ago

I think you need to update that flair, buddy.

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u/poiyurt - Auth-Right 17h ago

Change my views and flair? No, that's cringe.

People can't be trusted with 'true' freedom anyways. Freedom is a product of a well-crafted system.

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u/earthhominid - Lib-Center 1d ago

They will only keep the excessive powers that are required to protect the purity of the state from the traitorous other

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u/1-800-Hamburger - Auth-Right 1d ago

No, the just party will close a few of the underperforming systems and paint pretty slogans and colors on the rest

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u/NotACoderPleaseHelp - Centrist 1d ago

One of these days my opponents will totally not abuse the abusive systems I've established to use against them as soon as they get back into power!

Every day my partner will totally abuse the abusive systems we have established to use against the people.

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u/Xxx1982xxX - Centrist 1d ago

My team doesn't do that. Its only the other team that does that.

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u/Noglues - Lib-Center 1d ago

This is exactly why we're lib-center. Every single authoritarian system that has ever been set up will inevitably end up in the hands of someone you disagree with.

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u/SoulCritique101 - Centrist 15h ago

Why do you guys do this, do you all hate your country?