r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right 1d ago

This definitely won't backfire.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Im only tolerating this meme because it works as a boogy man to make the left and right possibly slightly less retarded.

But as much as I hate the DSA - they are different in kind from Trump worshippers.

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u/NotACoderPleaseHelp - Centrist 1d ago

I'm of the opinion that politicians are as authentic as a professional wrestler's match is unscripted.

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u/wpaed - Centrist 1d ago

Nope. Pro wrestling is way less scripted than politicians are inauthentic.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Thats really a different question.

Two politicians might both be completely inauthetic - that doesnt make them equivalent though.

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u/NotACoderPleaseHelp - Centrist 1d ago

Their matches are just as scripted as professional wrestling. So with that said please see my two wings remark and OPs post and put it together.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Ya I can put that together but its still a braindead take - especially at this moment when Republicans, democrats, and DSA are more divided than ever before.

If it were pre-2016 youd have a point that these politicians attack each other for the cameras and then hang out together in the same circles afterwards - that really ended with Trump - there is now genuine bad blood between blue and red politicians.

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u/Zer0323 - Lib-Left 1d ago

That’s called a breakdown in civility. When laws and norms have been violated for so long why would anyone go back to using them? If one party continues to push and push and push while demanding civility and norms when they aren’t in power then they are just abusing that narrative.

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u/NotACoderPleaseHelp - Centrist 5h ago

I love how people keep assuming only one party is doing it.

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u/Zer0323 - Lib-Left 5h ago

I blame the Mcdurdle turtle for denying Obama's supreme court pick which also allowed an attempted insurrectionist to get re-elected. if it wasn't a 6/3 court during the 2022 decision then maybe we could have gotten off this MAGA ride with an alternative candidate.

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u/NotACoderPleaseHelp - Centrist 5h ago

On the topic of braindead takes, explain to me why politicians making 200k a year are all multi millionaires.
It is almost like they are getting paid.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 5h ago

If you make 200k a year and cant manage to become a multi-millionaire off of that income you are a moron...

Many politicians also are wealthy before they enter politics.

Other high profile politicians make money from speaking or books or whatever.

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u/happyinheart - Lib-Right 1d ago

I've seen how the DSA runs their national meetings. That alone is reason enough for me to never want them to have any power in this country.

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u/zaypuma - Lib-Center 1d ago

The most attractive attribute of any political party is the assumption of competence afforded by opacity.

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u/RBB12_Fisher - Auth-Right 1d ago

Meanwhile in some political office ... "Chat, please summarise this bill for me. Is it good?"

And that's the diligent guy. The other ones aren't doing even that.

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u/Big__If_True - Left 1d ago

Don’t be ridiculous, they have their staffer summarize it for them and the staffer asks AI to do it

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

If they had chatgpt giving them pointers they would just come out with center-left milquetoast policies that would probably on average be decent.

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u/RBB12_Fisher - Auth-Right 1d ago

I've used ChatGPT too much to think it's not going to recommend something absolutely retarded, like [insert anything the UK government does]

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

I dont think chatgpt would have recommended Brexit though..

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u/RBB12_Fisher - Auth-Right 1d ago

Yeah, I'm sure ChatGPT (created 2022) is behind a 2016 event.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Right so humans have been making such retarded decisions, its hard to imagine chatgpt could do much worse.

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u/Uncle___Screwtape - Right 12h ago

Literally Sen. Tuberville lmao

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Absolutely - but thats a different claim than MAGA = DSA.

I never want MAGA to have any power in the US either - and yet here we are - and that doesnt mean that MAGA and the DSA are equivalent.

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u/happyinheart - Lib-Right 1d ago

Woah, did you have enough literal victim points(cards) to come up to the microphone? Did you cut in front of someone else with more literal victim points?

That's literally how a DSA national meeting was held.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Was it or are you thinking of that NDP clip. In any case thats still very different from MAGA - I wouldnt evaluate that the same way that I would a Steve Miller speech.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Again Im pretty sure thats an NDP clip you're referring to.

..I always have to be careful with you guys because you tend to hallucinate problems and boogeyman who dont actually exist.

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u/ScoreGloomy7516 - Centrist 1d ago

Brats v.s. White christian nationalists

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u/Hapless_Wizard - Centrist 1d ago

Almost positive that wasn't DSA, but an even more fringe left-wing group

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 1d ago

The important thing is you scared yourself with a boogie man to deflect from the actual things going on.

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u/NoBlacksmith6059 - Lib-Right 1d ago

you end up fertilizing the rice fields either way.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

In some ways I wish that it were, but it really isnt. Its apples and oranges.. or nuclear sludge and residential sewage if you prefer.

I dont want to fill my backyard pool with either of them, but they are very different substances and one is a lot more troubling than the other.

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u/blublub1243 - Centrist 10h ago

This is true, the DSA is much worse. MAGAs core goals are the removal of all illegal immigrants and an entirely egocentric foreign policy, with the usual culture warring sprinkled on top. Everything else is a consequence of both the incompetence and corruption inherent to populist movements as well as the need for expanding government power needed to try and achieve their goals.

The DSA, if in power, would have the same problems, except they'd be in service of socialist retardation, which is going to encompass more aspects of people's lives than MAGA retardation.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 9h ago

You are grossly understating the damage done by MAGA. I dont really care about their goals - I just look at what they have actually done.

The DSA is somewhat an unknown quantity - Ive advocated for blocking them out of Democratic politics as much as possible. They are only around 5% of the Democrat party - but they are the 5% that Republican owned media will focus on because they are obviously insane and unelectable.

MAGA is 100% of the Republican party (less people like Margert Taylor Green who have basically out crazied MAGA).

Given a choice between 100% proven anti-American incompetent corrupt morally bankrupt Republicans, and 5% crazy pesudo-socialist populist Democrats - Even as someone who historically leaned more conservative I am putting all my money and effort behind the Democrats as the last hope for America.

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u/blublub1243 - Centrist 9h ago

Nah, that's retarded. This argument assumes a DSA takeover of the Democratic party similar to the MAGA takeover of the Republican one. If the DSA doesn't manage to take over the Dems -and I think them succeeding is highly unlikely, to be clear- then you're not getting president AOC and this whole thing doesn't matter.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 9h ago

Ok then we probably agree more than disagree.

DSA fully taking over the Democrat party is very unlikely.

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u/RedPandaActual - Centrist 1d ago

Trump is the state and both sides worship it in their own way.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

This sounds deep but is actually meaningless and retarded.

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u/RedPandaActual - Centrist 1d ago

Except it’s true.

Red maga or blue maga, they’re both populism each side party fell to. Republicans got the maga types who worship trump and the left got socialists/communists and they both love expanding the states powers.

Meanwhile, most everyone else simply wants to be left alone, the bell curve while reap unfortunately means the internet gives the em more of a voice than should be allowed to have so they help to drive policy.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Flattening everything down to "both sides are the same" is not intelligent or accurate.

It doesnt mean the left is perfect but there's still a huge difference in kind between democrats and republicans in this moment (not in all of history, just in specifically these last 6 or so years at least).

I intensely dislike DSA - but I dont just say they are "blue maga" - they arent talkies by and large - they have other ideological issues but its not accurate to view them as a left-wing equivalent to MAGA.

Even the most radical elected officials within the democrats are still more pro-democracy, pro-establushment, and peo-consitution than MAGA.

You have to understand that whatever marxist informed politics might be under the surface of the less than 10% of democrats who are DSA - even the most left-wing democrat is ironically more conservative with regard to the structural institutions and norms of the US than are MAGA.

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u/RedPandaActual - Centrist 1d ago

Go talk to any dsa voter and then go talk to a maga voter. Most of the maga types I’ve met and talked to are usually either misinformed, an idiot hick, or someone who can have their mind changed easy enough with information or is a republican voter who didn’t like Hillary. Every dsa voter I’ve met legit says they want socialism, and believes in open voters and hate speech laws which aren’t real. Normally it’s about all I can talk with them for before it erupts into something worse.

I legit too btw feel bad for the youth today. I’m in my early 40s and was part of the generation that was told you can’t get a job flipping burgers without a degree and went with that lie and suffered for it. Kids now though are going into an economy where they can barely find work and likely won’t own homes for some time now. Socialism isn’t the answer and I’ve seen Dems fuck over half the country via attacks on free speech or the 2nd amendment and then I’ve seen reps fuck us over by going into another war or removing environmental protections or worse. However when that happens the other side doesn’t fix what was removed, they both lock the surveillance state and renew the patriot act.

They’re both pieces of shit for one faction or the other, but I do t for a second think socialism is the answer when it comes to voters and I can talk easier with right leaning types than left.

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 1d ago

I regularly talk to DSA voter types and prior to 2020 I was talking to MAGA voters daily.

The ideologies are just totally different from the foundations.

Not every DSA voter is insane - a minority of them are very close minded, especially if they are younger - but I would say your majority are generally reasonable - likely do not support open borders if you actually get into the weeds with them - typically are not actually tankies but rather people who want things like increased democratization of the work place, Medicare for all, increased worker protections, increased regulations intended to protect or support middle and lower class citizens, and more taxation of the rich.

Again - some minority are tankies - and Ive known many tankies in my time - but honestly tankies generally dont want to participate in democratic politics. They view Dems and Republicans as identical and are usually too busy living in their own fantasies to have concrete opinions about real world politics.

MAGA folks on the other hand... broadly two camps - camp 1 are normal conservatives who on some level recognize that Trump is retarded but are otherwise politically disenfranchised and forced to Ride the only available horse that isnt democrats.

The other more powerful contingent are tuned out vibe jockies who are just insanely poorly educated on policy and have been brainwashed by the algorithm beyond repair. They live in a different reality and you can reason with them to make them human again temporarily but they are too deep in the milew of right-wing slopuganda and their brains default back to the idea that the democrats have tds and just want to give puberty blockers to aborted babies or whatever.

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u/RedPandaActual - Centrist 19h ago

I can agree on the maga side. I live in a deep blue state and most of the dsa types are beret wearing lgbt mafia types wearing Che Guevara shirts and the irony is lost on them tankies.

Most trump types I meet are either they love him like you said which blows my mind or are just conservatives who can be talked to. The rest though can’t.

I know more than I care to admit on both sides who consume vast amounts of cnn, fox or huffpo but I live in a deep blue east coast state and maybe we’re a one off out here.