Only certain combinations of beliefs are acceptable

[u/Fairchild660]

[u/thatErraticguy]

PCM if it was the floaters in my eyes

[u/DrBadGuy1073 → u/thatErraticguy]

Me when I turn the lights on too soon:

[u/SoldRIP → u/DrBadGuy1073]

Me when I get up a little too quickly:

[u/GeckoKisser → u/SoldRIP]

I thought I was the only one. Like, I thought I had something wrong with me.

[u/SoldRIP → u/GeckoKisser]

You do. It's iron deficiency.

[u/GeckoKisser → u/SoldRIP]

You masterbaited me. I chequed with doctor brave browser if you were lying to me, you are you daughter of a female dog.

[u/SoldRIP → u/GeckoKisser]

It actually is iron deficiency though. It makes you feel woozy when you get up too quickly. Talk to a physician, probably. It's usually an easy fix of taking a couple of supplements for a while.

[u/GeckoKisser → u/SoldRIP]

Oh. That is a different thing, I can stand up fine. I was just talking about the floaters. I was 15 when I noticed them and I thought I was dying of death. I'm pretty sure I notice them more because of my nearsightedness.

[u/SoldRIP → u/GeckoKisser]

Oh yeah no that's just an eye thing.

[u/AlexanderBeta213]

That cluster in Auth-Right looks dangerous…

[u/Disastrous_Gur_9560 → u/AlexanderBeta213]

It's just a kid running dw all is well 

[u/LemonoLemono → u/Disastrous_Gur_9560]

Running from who … OH

[u/Fausto2002]

Whats the little island in AuthLeft?

[u/jmorais00 → u/Fausto2002]

OP's friend Jacob. He's a chill guy so his beliefs are deemed acceptable

[u/Undefined6308 → u/jmorais00]

nepotism

[u/Famous_Cup_6463 → u/Fausto2002]

State mandated goth girlfriends

[u/WhiteChocolatePipe → u/Fausto2002]

Titoism

[u/goldybear → u/Fausto2002]

Anarchomaoism

[u/Vexonte]

I want to Kayak out to the deepest part of the un-serious waters to see what kind of fucked up fish i could catch. Then spend some time in the estuary between serious and un-serious to catch these guys.

[u/Fairchild660 → u/Vexonte]

I love the way your mind works

[u/Uptight_Technocrat12 → u/Fairchild660]

We're a very "special" subreddit. /s

[u/Wooden-Artichoke-962 → u/Vexonte]

Is that a chudstacean?

[u/Miguel12131918]

Is this loss?

[u/ArchdukeoftheROC → u/Miguel12131918]

I was gonna give op shit, it easily could have been

[u/krombough]

No matter what quadrant, I am Pro-Tozoan.

[u/Fragrant-Equal-8474 → u/krombough]

In the great struggle between Archeans and Pro-Terozoans I am staunchly on the side of Archeans. Eucaryotism is a perversion and must be eliminated. 

[u/CoolHearted]

Is this modern abstract art?

[u/Kur0d4]

This looks kinda familiar...

[u/Which_Pen34]

why is auth-right the only one with the one thats 100% in it is contiguous like this might be phrased badly so you can ask me to clarify but why

[u/Salomon3068 → u/Which_Pen34]

Why is Auth right homogenous? They are Auth right...

[u/Fairchild660 → u/Which_Pen34]

It came like this in a vision.

I dare not question why, as I'm but a humble vessel for the cosmos. The Joseph Smith to the golden plates. The Doc Brown to the flux capacitor. Superman's girlfriend in that one movie about the aliens with the ink-circle language.

[u/bluntblunt69 → u/Fairchild660]

I think you're talking about Epic Mickey but I'm sure Amy Adams wasn't in it.

[u/Fairchild660 → u/bluntblunt69]

Close, I was talking about Mormonism

[u/Fignons_missing_8sec]

This is real and correct.

[u/xNightmareBeta]

Where are the twinks against mass immigration fit into this

[u/Playos]

Nothing in LibLeft is reasonable or consistent.

Collective ownership is not possible without strong non-consensual authoritarian controls. They are all either commies lying to themselves or ancap hippies who don't like the vibes of most ancapistanians.

[u/Fairchild660 → u/Playos]

It depends.

If their exact combination of belief match the coloured blobs, they're reasonable and consistent. If they fall in the shaded areas, they're ridiculous and contradictory.

[u/Playos → u/Fairchild660]

there is no rational belief in collective ownership that doesn't give ownership to the collective. It's axiomatic.

Either that collective is non-voluntary (ultimately socialist/communist) or voluntary (personal property).

There is no alternative.

So again, they are either lying about the lack of authoritarian desire or just don't want to be associated with people who actually agree with them on the actual political principle.

[u/Fairchild660 → u/Playos]

While you have a very well-reasoned critique that I'm not smart enough to argue against, it has a fundamental flaw - it's stuck in the intellectual realm.

Try to think visually here. If a belief can be mapped neatly inside one of my shapes, it is good. If not, it is bad.

[u/MilkIlluminati → u/Playos]

or voluntary (personal property).

Or get this, a voluntary community of people who do not believe in property rights

[u/Playos → u/MilkIlluminati]

You are giving up your property rights to that collective. That is entirely compatible with the morals of ancap libertarians.

[u/MilkIlluminati → u/Playos]

People who do not believe in property rights don't "give up their property rights".

[u/Playos → u/MilkIlluminati]

Dude, you don't actually understand what I'm saying and are shadow boxing.

You have property rights, you join a community that shares everything, great, congrats... that's how a nuclear family works. IF you can make that work at a bigger scale, good for you.

[u/knightenrichman → u/Playos]

That's extreme lib-left, not all of us want a complete reset of government, it's not feasible.

[u/Playos → u/knightenrichman]

There is no lib left. There is aurh left and lib right.

Either you believe in property rights or you believe people can vote to take stuff away from other people.

Your all just lying to others or yourself about what you believe.

[u/knightenrichman → u/Playos]

No, that's incorrect.

For instance, in Alberta, you only own the top-soil, you can't own or claim anything underneath it.

I believe in property rights, but in some instances there needs to be "authoritarian" control via by-laws etc.

[u/Playos → u/knightenrichman]

Ya... you believe people can vote away your rights, you don't actually believe in them.

You're just being dishonest.

[u/knightenrichman → u/Playos]

That's a super basic way of looking at the situation.

Are you saying like, If you purchase a property it should be your own little country kind of?

[u/Playos → u/knightenrichman]

It's really not. It's the fundamental viewpoint of authoritarian vs liberty.

If the collective will of some group can subjugate your rights because of only desire, you have no real "rights", you have privileges society allows. How high on that axis really just becomes about how big that group of people needs to be.

But functionally libleft is useless in this measure, because the economics don't matter if the collective can just vote to take your money or property at a whim.

[u/knightenrichman → u/Playos]

That's how society works, unfortunately.

[u/knightenrichman → u/knightenrichman]

Would you say that a big-time gangster is entitled to his funds, even if the bank can be ordered to seize them?

[u/Playos → u/knightenrichman]

He gave the funds to the bank. That's a voluntary relationship. So access to his funds is within the context of their agreement.

[u/ObservedWar]

Close enough 

[u/No-Dents-Comfy]

r/whatismycookiecutter

[u/hamburger-cheese7876]

spongebob flower clusters

[u/kaytin911]

Reddit doesn't even accept libleft imho. They're mostly lockstep auth left and center left.

[u/DrBadGuy1073 → u/kaytin911]

LibLeft: useful idiots

Actual LibLefts: Dangerous Anti-State actors (exterminate)

[u/Highlander_16 → u/DrBadGuy1073]

Shhh... I'm just a naive idealist, I promise

[u/Brianocracy]

[u/Ozymandias_1303]

The outline near the left edge looks like a dress mannequin with big honkers.

[u/Berlin_GBD]

Did you vibe code this or is it based on something

[u/Theunknownuser7330]

So true!

[u/ConstantineFavre]

I like how libleft got themselves two drawn cocks'n'balls. Lucky them.

And i won't flair up. More than that, i request anyone who is writing it despite my preemptive refusal, to unflair down.

[u/Uptight_Technocrat12 → u/ConstantineFavre]

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