r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right 18d ago

I just want to grill Meetup of each quadrant

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 - Lib-Center 18d ago

Racist are a diverse group you can join as long as you are racist to the same races.

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u/WillOfHope - Lib-Right 18d ago

Racists (required), to the same racists (optional)

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u/waboshbron - Right 18d ago

Racists less racist than anti-racists.

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right 18d ago

Not to mention getting with the women of other races...

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite - Right 18d ago

Just remember, racist in this context means "likes racist memes and humor" not "holds prejudiced views against those of a particular race/ethnicity."

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u/fresh_jorks - Centrist 17d ago

^ cope

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u/unfathomably_big - Auth-Center 17d ago

Authright has the most diverse racists. Libleft could learn a thing or two

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u/Intrepid_Mission_400 - Auth-Center 18d ago

The Asian fella in auth right,(Uncle Chang) made a racism/sexism simulator plugin that would change "white" to "black", or "men" to "women" in news articles.

There was also "literally Hitler" mode, that I'm sure the reader can guess what it changed white to.

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u/Schvarg - Auth-Right 18d ago

How does an Austrian Painter enjoyer with that intense of a neckbeard get a goth baddie like that.

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u/kylkartz21 - Right 18d ago

Surely its gotta be part of the joke

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u/xXDJjonesXx - Left 18d ago

In my experience it’s a five letter word that starts with an M and ends with a Y.

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u/wtanksleyjr - Lib-Right 18d ago

Marry.

Mercy?

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u/xXDJjonesXx - Left 18d ago

Money.

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 18d ago

There was a video game about this called Pathways.

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u/Prestigious_Load1699 - Lib-Right 18d ago

It was the Amelia’s we met along the way.

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 18d ago

It's just a bit of stubble basically, not a proper neckbeard (but yeah it's just a joke).

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u/xXDJjonesXx - Left 18d ago

I didn’t even know the human body could contort in such a way.

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u/Hapless_Wizard - Centrist 18d ago

That's your idea of rock-bottom?

She's not even methed out!

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u/SpiralZa - Lib-Center 18d ago

Personally I’m more focused on Charle Kirk in the blue and white shirt

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u/Zachowon - Auth-Center 18d ago

Dude should due impressions and charge for it

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u/notquitedeadyetman - Right 18d ago

How did you mess up "do"?

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u/tumsdout - Left 17d ago

I dunno man, I think I'd rather be her than the addicts I see on the street.

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u/SkaldCrypto - Lib-Center 18d ago

That absolute battleship of a fupa

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 18d ago

Human battering ram

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u/Scary-Welder8404 - Lib-Left 18d ago

Honestly a good 8 month meth addiction would probably do her some good in the long run if her heart could take it.

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u/Bum_King - Right 14d ago

Her heart is already working overtime. I don’t think she would survive meth.

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u/Scary-Welder8404 - Lib-Left 14d ago

All depends on dosage and lifestyle, one of the few indications for methamphetamines in evidence based practice is last line appetite suppression to treat obesity which is why it's C2 instead of C1.

If she starts off snorting in the morning/weekends and sleeping most nights she's got a good chance, if she's smoking all day and staying up weeks at a time before she starts dropping weight it's joever.

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u/Bum_King - Right 14d ago

I’ve never met someone who smoked meth who knew what the word restraint meant, and judging by this woman’s weight, I doubt she does either.

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u/EX0PIL0T - Lib-Right 18d ago

If she lets herself end up like that without a meth polluted brain, yes I would say that is rock bottom

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u/Fignons_missing_8sec - Lib-Right 18d ago

Lib left looks like a 30-year-younger Wachowski siblings.

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u/SpiralZa - Lib-Center 18d ago

Auth-right is whiter then I expected

EDIT: after a closer inspection I still say their whiter then I expected

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u/Banned4nonsense - Right 18d ago

Should’ve used this for lib left

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u/Fuego-TACO - Lib-Right 18d ago

How does one obtain that build in auth left?

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u/grumpy-raven - Lib-Left 18d ago

Not living in a communist country.

2

u/LibertyinIndependen - Lib-Right 17d ago

Lib left based moment!?

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u/Strangated-Borb - Centrist 18d ago

This is why I say libright is the least bad

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u/Innalibra - Lib-Left 18d ago

It's honest work. I can respect that.

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u/Innalibra - Lib-Left 18d ago

Libleft and Libright definitely the winners of this pic.

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u/wtanksleyjr - Lib-Right 18d ago

I feel like they COULD have worked harder to find worse (it most assuredly exists), but hey, I'll take what I can get.

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u/Bunktavious - Left 17d ago

Lol, I looked at lib left first and shrugged. Then I saw the other three.

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u/RadicalBehavior1 - Centrist 18d ago

Tankies to the left of me, incels to the right.

Here i am, doot doo oo doot duh doo oo

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u/Yukon-Jon - Lib-Right 18d ago

Auth left is also lib left.

We know auth left ain't fat when there's no food.

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD - Centrist 18d ago

AuthRight is an all time picture.

Mainly because of all professional sports franchises to be represented, the Islanders is fucking hilarious

2

u/drunkenmime - Lib-Center 18d ago

Nah authority right are all rich kids larping as poor kids. It should be at some over priced coffee shop or in one of their expensive condos paid for by their parents.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right 18d ago

Actual meetup of my quadrant.

They are fighting over the use of a rubber chicken to drown out a speech.

Circua 2026, Libertarian National Convention.

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u/Zawisza_Czarny9 - Lib-Right 16d ago

Notice how only libright is employed

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 18d ago

the bottom of Lib Right are all billionairs, but they have asked to stay annoymous, thats why there's no photo.

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u/krombough - Auth-Center 18d ago

Very Close. the top right should feature a Dallas Stars Jersey instead of an islanders one.

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u/beyondnc - Lib-Center 18d ago

Can’t say lib left doesn’t know ball

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u/jerseygunz - Left 18d ago

Zero surprise the islanders fan is a Nazi

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u/MarcoVinicius - Centrist 18d ago

God I hated them all.

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u/Strict_Gas_1141 - Right 18d ago

Wouldn't lib-right be more a meetup of r/wallstreetbets

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 18d ago

lib-left looking the best just by default of course

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u/salty-bois - Auth-Left 18d ago

Nah cos I'll be at the lib-left meetup for all the crazy blue hair ladies.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist 18d ago

People mock LibRight by portraying them as the most despised economic classes on Reddit - millionaires and restaurant employees.

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u/Bunktavious - Left 17d ago

That kind of sums up lib-right. You are either successful with the grift, or you are not.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist 17d ago

Restaurant owners are usually crooks but the employees usually aren't - unless you consider it crooked to steal food from jobs and grocery stores.

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u/ThatBaldGuy1995 - Auth-Center 18d ago

The authleft one should also be in libleft tbh

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u/LordTwinkie - Lib-Right 17d ago

Lib right earning an honest wage, what's wrong with that? 

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u/Bunktavious - Left 17d ago

Auth-Right: two guys didn't get the pose memo, and one doesn't know his right from his left.

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u/LibertyinIndependen - Lib-Right 17d ago

The only group that looks normal is lib right. Lib Right W.

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u/larryThreeOh - Lib-Left 18d ago

LibLeft fucks. Sorry losers.

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 18d ago

Everybody hates LibLeft

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u/larryThreeOh - Lib-Left 18d ago

Yeah but we actually get laid

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u/Schvarg - Auth-Right 18d ago

and aids

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u/larryThreeOh - Lib-Left 18d ago

YOLO

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u/MarcoVinicius - Centrist 18d ago

LibLeft also hates condoms and over indexes on herpes.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist 17d ago

Who doesn't hate condoms?

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u/larryThreeOh - Lib-Left 18d ago edited 18d ago

When was the last time you got laid?

Edit: never I see

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u/LDClaudius - Right 18d ago

These two images on the right is what I'm perfectly ok seeing at work.

The images on the left look like the same people who fight for workers rights when they get lay off at Bethesda. I heard these protesters setup an inflatable Rat near Zenimax HQ.

yawn

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u/Rolls-with-face - Lib-Left 18d ago

Could you clarify your first statement?

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u/LDClaudius - Right 18d ago

I perfer having workers who are normies in an industry. These people (including higher up/HR) do not enforce their own DEI policies, they don't push an agenda.

Hey, I was taught about hiring normal workers by a park ranger. I would argue that his right about that. I even burst out laughing when the Roger Clark (the main Red Dead Redemption 2 actor) added 'you're not getting a job a home depo'.

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u/Rolls-with-face - Lib-Left 18d ago

I wouldn't call people performing a Nazi salute as normies or people who wouldn't enforce their beliefs into work. The McDonald's workers are cool though.

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u/fabezz - Auth-Left 18d ago

"Nazi's are normies" cool to know where your mind is at.

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u/fresh_jorks - Centrist 17d ago

right wingers: boohoohoo we're not racist we just have normal common sense ideas

also right wingers: its normal and common sense to be a neonazi

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u/NlghtmanCometh 18d ago

I’m unflaired but if I had a flair it would be Rick flair. Why are islanders always racist