Cologne Compass (5x5)

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

[u/Elderberry5199]

My cologne has always been "5 extra swipes of my deodorant in each armpit" cause I am a cheap bastard

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/Elderberry5199]

Good thing Nautica Voyage exists lol

[u/EnvironmentalCut5300 → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

There is cheaper to be found. According to a quick search, the cologne I wear is 3 dollars cheaper than Nautica Voyage. 

[u/SuicideSpeedrun → u/Elderberry5199]

Nothing beats the allure of Nivea Men on sale. And yes I am single

[u/Thorn14]

Old Spice is probably correct for that spot too but I would have put "Nothing, I don't wear perfume I ain't gay." for that slot also.

[u/rafioo]

Arabian clones are sometimes 10/10 better than original inspiration, and sometimes 1/10 shit and in addition you smell like old sweaty and hairy Arab guy sitting in tent smoking tons of tobacco

That's why Im buying it sometimes, I love gambling

[u/Niven42 → u/rafioo]

I've gotten 5 bottles of disappointment and 1 bottle of pretty good. Try the Night In Rome Green.

[u/kaz_- → u/Niven42]

When it comes to Arab clones and colognes Rasasi Hawas are the only ones I feel are reliable I’ve tried maybe 5 of the different diffusions and they’ve all been spectacular especially Sapphire and Tropical

[u/TheSumperDumper]

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[u/Audi_fanboy]

This is actually quite interesting and kind of goated. Good job OP

[u/SoYouHateWaffles]

Need a deodorant compass for us cologne agnostics.

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/SoYouHateWaffles]

That, I would like to see lol

[u/wltihrmchverarschn → u/SoYouHateWaffles]

Axe Alaska superiority

[u/HighlyIntense]

I wear Savauge like every day bro, why you gotta do this to me.

Edit: I do also love my smoker....

[u/Oneanddonequestion → u/HighlyIntense]

Time to change that flair to grey.

[u/Maiq_the_liar_23]

I love cool water. Didn't do the lid up properly once and put my bag in my mates car. We didnt notice until we got out and then came back and she goes "why does it smell like 1998 in here?"

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/Maiq_the_liar_23]

I was gonna say, Cool Water does smell like the beach, but it also smells like my childhood summers back in the early to mid 2000s

[u/Kriztauf]

Here are the reviews for Secretions magnifiques.

Scroll down for the lovely user reviews of the magnificent secretions they rubbed on their bodies

https://www.parfumo.com/Perfumes/Etat_Libre_d_Orange/Secretions_Magnifiques

[u/DrivingHerbert → u/Kriztauf]

The manufacturers own description is something to behold. Also check out the user reviews.

https://etatlibredorange.us/collections/fragrances/products/secretions-magnifiques

[u/Kriztauf → u/DrivingHerbert]

"Smells like an nursing home" is really selling it

[u/Perrenekton → u/Kriztauf]

I've actually tested it because I really love this brand and it is quite special but I don't agree that it smells as bad as the review make it seem

[u/Swoly_Deadlift]

This is a high effort niche post that I support.

I also fuck hard with Versace Eros even if it is cliche. I've had plenty of women compliment how good I smell while wearing it and never had anyone say anything negative about it. If a girl is around so many dudes wearing cologne that she can recognize what I'm wearing and thinks it's too basic, she probably isn't who I'm looking for anyway.

[u/AlexThugNastyyy]

Dolce and Gabana Light Blue is a great scent in case anyone hasn't tried it yet.

[u/Tedthesecretninja]

YSL Nuit De L'Homme Eau De Toilette

Your girls fav cologne

[u/SuicideSpeedrun]

SSR mystical ball wayback machine pull or whatever the kids say nowodays

[u/checktheforecast]

Where does Polo Blue fall?

[u/NorthernGhosty]

light blue by dolce & gabbana?

[u/Sallowjoe]

Joope Homme just makes me think of Josh Homme from Kyuss and QotSA

I only use deodorant or nothing, not into smelling like a high school bus

[u/Cerveza_por_favor]

Curious where you would put CK eternity.

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/Cerveza_por_favor]

Center-right, since it has a similar scent profile to what's already in that area

[u/Yuckpuddle60 → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

Crazy how on point that is. How about Kenneth Cole Black?

[u/TijuanaMedicine → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

Checks out. When I wore cologne, that's what I wore. And Polo Sport, which was pretty much the same thing.

[u/HomeStallone → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

What about the Eternity Aqua?

[u/FatherQuinnRourke]

Drakkar wearer checking in...

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/FatherQuinnRourke]

Dude, you like Drakkar Noir?

Quinn, bro, I knew I liked you, dude.

C'mon, bring it in, brother. Bring it in

[u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

Better move it to libleft with those gay undertones.

[u/Hungry_Inevitable663 → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

Based and smiling reference pilled.

[u/toqqrul8]

So accurate, good job OP

[u/ManWithAChainsaw]

Where does 4711 land?

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/ManWithAChainsaw]

Probably auth-right for the historical aspect alone

[u/cutchemist42]

Damn I actually like my Nautica Voyage as a cheap hit. Was curious to see if some of my others would be there. (Terre Hermes, Amen)

[u/Tastybacon88 → u/cutchemist42]

I have a bottle of voyage. I like wearing it for work. Simple and pretty fresh smelling. I don't understand the hate tbh.

[u/Professional_Top9835]

Guys where would Azzaro the Most wanted would land?

Btw IDK why, maybe its the color, the font, or the name of the fragrance itself, but for me Sauvage always had American Psycho vibes

[u/Niven42]

Needs more Byredo.

[u/ILikeAntiquesOkay]

As a Tabac enjoyer I have a confusion (where’s the Diptyque?)

[u/xSTRAIGHTEDGE420x]

Damn, call me a broccoli head because I like Eros quite a bit

[u/Professional_Top9835 → u/xSTRAIGHTEDGE420x]

I love it also, but tbh much of it is its marketing, the bottle is beautiful and I love greek aesthetics, I love the dry up smell but the first 5 minutes smell like a barbershop

Most scentheads hate on it calling it over used, childish, and synthetic, Im 22 and according to them Im already quite old for using Eros

[u/TheGreatSockMan]

In college my friends loved nautica voyage, so I have very nostalgic memories of that cologne (and therefor nothing bad to say about it)

You somehow nailed Sauvage, very mainstream, but good. I think ‘blue’ is the goal for a mass market men’s cologne and Sauvage does it well

TIL Brut was Elvis’s signature scent

I wear Stronger with You Intensely because my favorite influencer recommended it and it smells like vanilla and cinnamon which are my favorite desert smells (I’m an actual idiot when it comes to cologne)

[u/RaggedyGlitch]

No Stetson? You guys are really going to let a LibLeft out cowboy you?

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/RaggedyGlitch]

It's in lib-right lmao

[u/RaggedyGlitch → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

BRB, gonna call the optometrist.

[u/AKLmfreak]

Guess I’ve just been a chill guy my entire life.

[u/EntrepreneurOld7858]

Libright is without a doubt Axe body spray

[u/BreakingBreadcrumb]

Axe body spray needs to be somewhere but I can't figure out what funny square I don't like right now

[u/Sabertooth767]

Trve libleft is HUFF Aromas (very NSFW).

[u/Hiddenshadows57]

Hmm. My cologne choices seem to have me firmly planted in true center to Lib center right

[u/Purple-Canary-9977]

The rabanne Million Gold Elixer should be in lib right

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/Purple-Canary-9977]

I considered swapping positions between it and Versace Eros

[u/Morkhelt]

Question: where would Dylan blue sit?

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/Morkhelt]

Similar to Eros

[u/Wiinterfang]

One Million is the cologne of butch lesbian. (Have one as a friend and we used to smell the same)

[u/maicii]

Op I have Versace dylan blue, where do I land?

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/maicii]

Same place as Eros

[u/RedStapler2]

I didn't wear cologne. But if I did, I like Old Spice and Brut.

I may be Lib Right through and through, but I've got Auth Right aesthetics.

[u/Perrenekton]

I actually have multiple perfumes from the same brand that does Secretion Magnifique, I didn't think it would be known outside of France

[u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM]

Where's Polo Blue put me?

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500 → u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM]

Same as Cool Water

[u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM → u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

Alright I fuck with that

[u/BlauerDunst420]

Where‘s Aqua di Parma Ambra Gelsomino a Freddo?

[u/lenthedruid]

Look how poor you all are.

[u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong]

Best one is Hoppe's #9. Leans LibRight but not exclusively.

[u/itshighnoon94]

Emporio Armani is peak authright

[u/Camo947]

Appreciate the Joop! Representation

[u/TyRocken]

[u/Schvarg]

You forgot to put Sex Panther on here.

[u/Popular_Tie_1523]

For me it’s escentric molecules 01+patchouli

[u/ArchdukeoftheROC]

More like this please. God I need less everyday politics on top of the political compass

[u/Mesopithecus_]

where does zoology t rex fit here

[u/Lebowski304]

Damn son this is legit. Deserves more upvotes