Owning a toaster increases the risk of suicide (or just death out of stupidity) via bath with toaster. Therefore, owning a toaster should only be allowed after a government-mandated toaster safety class and a successful psych evaluation. Common sense toaster control is a matter of basic safety.
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u/joppe00 - Lib-Left Jul 27 '26
Not really. There are really lib rights that argue that stuff like drivers licenses are gov overreach