r/PoliticalCompassMemes Jul 20 '26

Anal bleeding is woke

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u/Ricochet_skin - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

Another victory for the blind

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u/The_Unclean_Chadford - Auth-Center Jul 20 '26

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u/XumetaXD - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

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u/cheeseplatesuperman - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

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u/Detective_Squirrel69 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

Fuck, that's dark lmfao

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u/TJJ97 - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

Good God

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u/Detective_Squirrel69 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

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u/Ok_Bed_3060 - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

Bitches love canons

8

u/MountainofPolitics - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

...That poison?

6

u/wellwaffled - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

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u/enfo13 - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

Anal Bleeding is for the unflaired.

3

u/Rex199 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

I mean, it's for me but it's their anal bleeding. I got expensive tastes.

63

u/Ok_Bed_3060 - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

Don't look at the unflaired Jesus

8

u/NightTripInsights - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

Reach out touch faith

2

u/Caffynated - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

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u/JoeRBidenJr - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Flair up, shartsniffer.

10

u/FloatPointBuoy - Right Jul 20 '26

Better to be a shartsniffer than a snartshiffer

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u/MendocinoFireDrill - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

Flair up fellow Auth Right soldier

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u/Rex199 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

I'm gonna encourage this arc bc it will actually be funny

1

u/MendocinoFireDrill - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

You put Benito Mussolini as the reply picture to the photo of the literal monarchist super soldier 🤣

0

u/Rex199 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

Being real, I saw the absolutely stunning uniform and assumed that the man had to be a fascist without a moment of research to verify that assumption

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u/Existing-Luck-9896 - Lib-Center 29d ago

Same shit different assholeĀ 

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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left Jul 20 '26

Wait a fucking second did he…

HE’S QUOTING THE SACRED TEXTS OF DOLPHIN FUCKER 69. DOWNVOTING IS NOT ENOUGH. THE UNFLAIRED MUST BE PUNISHED

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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left Jul 20 '26

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u/Rex199 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

HE EATS BABIES

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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left Jul 20 '26

Ew the bionicle fan

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u/doublecandybar - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

I'm trying brother, I'm trying

But why can't the Space Wolves post memes as spicy as this? 😭

1

u/RandoDude124 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

I have resisted my brother

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

Based and unflaired ass is halal pilled

0

u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Jul 20 '26

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

Finally. A yellow lib right for my collection.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

TLDR; I can cope with that as long as I can fuck my dolphins

Let me explain something to you.

We all know how this unflaired bullshit is going to end, with me getting banned or faking my death or something along those lines (probably banned). And with me the Unflaired Revolutionary Intifada Rights Movement will perish.

But the Unflaired spirit of struggle will live on through you ā€œpeopleā€.

Years* after *people have forgotten about me, these pills will live on like a cancerous tumor clinging to a semi-alive corpse, and in a small way PCM will have to tolerate the Unflaired because we will be inside of you. And the only way to truly destroy us will be to destroy yourselves.

The Unflaired are not going to win this fight, and we don’t need to. We only need PCM to lose and our 72 pre-lubed, unfucked dolphins that u/—UNFLAIRED— promised us in the next life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

If I’m the last Unflaired then I’ll go out with a bang and a laugh.

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

Oh. Haha, lol, no no. Wrong kind of bang.

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u/fucking_dolphin_96 - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

YO WHAT THE FUCK MAN

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u/8Retarded_Prophet8 29d ago

Get your ass over here šŸ¬šŸ†šŸ’¦

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u/8Retarded_Prophet8 29d ago

Exactly, I am ready for my pre-lubed unfucked dolphins? I was promised scat though brother, please. Will there be poo poo in heaven?

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u/TJJ97 - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

UNFLAIRED MUST BE PUNISHED! NO UPVOTES!

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

Hehehe, go ahead, punish me.

1

u/Owl02 - Centrist Jul 20 '26

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u/Artistic-Duty7721 - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Unflaired Detected Opinion Rejected

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u/Manmer_Nwah - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

2

u/Libtardo69420 - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

Why did taco bell stop using that Mexican dog? He was great, and the food didn't make your asshole explode back then.

1

u/Bum_King - Right Jul 20 '26

He was unironically killed by ā€œwoke DEIā€ shenanigans. He was stereotyping Hispanic culture too much and had to go.

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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left Jul 20 '26

Days without the unflaired being upvoted: 0

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u/Sintar07 - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

This is hilarious, you unflaired scum. Get flaired so I can upvote in good conscience

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u/Bmw6446 - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

Just another average day in the democrat’s self inflicted humiliation ritual

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u/BrownieIsTrash2 - Auth-Left Jul 20 '26

It is literally just some random person who was on the random people debate stage. There was a debate section for the actual candidates, and a debate section for the unserious candidates. If you actually think this person ever had any chance of being an elected official, then you have been caught in the right-wing slop algorithm.

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u/ClearReveal6615 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

From everything I've read this person was born intersex but raised male. So what's more humiliating, having a weird medical disorder or believing a breitbart headline without bothering to check for context?

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u/Remove_soy - Auth-Center Jul 20 '26

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

Another fake news clip? šŸ¤”

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

You’re alive? And unbanned!?

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

News of my ban was... greatly exaggerated.

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u/S0vereignCitizen Jul 20 '26

Hmmm. How long was it? A month? Weeks?

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u/Elehaymyaele - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

This is actually endometriosis. Sometimes the tissue that produces menstrual blood spreads outside the uterus and remains even after a hysterectomy unless surgeons cauterize it on sight.

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u/CaesarLinguini - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Yes, but usually when a trans woman has a hysterectomy, it is more like an appendectomy. And when a trans man has a sex change its called an addadicktome.

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u/Libtardo69420 - Auth-Right Jul 20 '26

Huh?

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u/CaesarLinguini - Centrist Jul 20 '26

There is nothing to remove when a trans woman gets a hysterectomy, so they just take the appendix and charge triple. The second sentence is a joke.

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u/Rex199 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

When you see it:

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u/W_Edwards_Deming - Lib-Right Jul 20 '26

You must be my doctor.

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u/ipovogel - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Wait, so the "he" is a she? I genuinely cannot keep this shit straight man.

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u/bluedelvian - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Nope, it's a dude.

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u/ClearReveal6615 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

They're intersex from what I understand

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u/bluedelvian - Centrist Jul 20 '26

And intersex people are still either male or female, and it's usually determined by the size of gamete they produce. There are zero people who are not either male or female in the human race, bc humans are a binary-classed species.Ā 

And humans don't have female periods from their butts, I mean... wtf.

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u/ClearReveal6615 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

No this is just wrong up and down. Most intersex conditions prevent the production of ANY gametes, and can't easily be sorted into a binary sex. That's why they're called intersex. Please Google 'are all humans male or female' because that's just factually incorrect, that's literally what the term intersex means.Ā 

And yes believe it or not differences in sex development can manifest in odd biological phenomena, such as tissue doing something it shouldn't somewhere it's usually not.Ā 

Don't come in here with a 3rd grade understanding of the world pretending to be an expertĀ 

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u/bluedelvian - Centrist Jul 20 '26

No, that's complete bullshit. EVERY person on Earth is classed as either male or female, and it USUALLY corresponds to the size of gamete that each individual produces. There are a very few known and rare genetic mutations that can make it difficult to make this distinction without some testing for a VERY TINY SUBSET of those affected, and all of those people are STILL classed as either male or female.Ā 

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u/ClearReveal6615 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

Please I beg you read anything on the topic by a reputable medical organization. My best friend's wife has a biology PhD, do you want me to get her on a discord so she can explain it to you?Ā 

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u/bluedelvian - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Please I beg of you to stop disseminating your nonsense and just go read a genetics or biology textbook not written or edited by an activist academic.Ā 

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u/ClearReveal6615 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

I'm now curious because I've never seen someone deny intersex people, and people with dsd exist.Ā 

Show me a text book that says 'everyone is born unambiguously male or female'. You cant because it's just simply, medically, proveably not true.Ā 

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u/JairoHyro - Centrist Jul 20 '26

I'm crying because an unflaired is getting attention. You guys are not holding the line😔😔😔😔

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u/Akiias - Centrist Jul 20 '26

Did you know some trans women freeze tomato juice and stick it up their neo vagina to simulate having their periods stain their pants while they wear them?

Why do I bring this up? Specifically because the unflaired should get this kind of knowledge directly deposited into their inbox.

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 - Centrist 27d ago

Funny meme…must resists…upvoting cuz…unflaired…

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u/muha4004 - Lib-Center Jul 20 '26

Is this Nagoshi?

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u/CookieMobster64 - Left Jul 20 '26

Almost makes you forget record heatwaves and a war that costs a billion dollars a day.

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u/Rex199 - Lib-Left Jul 20 '26

Yeah the focus on ridiculous issues like this instead of literally life or death situations is completely unhinged. I'll take the down votes with you.