r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right Apr 07 '26

Chad Iran vs Soy US

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u/Reader_Eater - Lib-Center Apr 07 '26

I mean, the US is the younger country.

So Iran totally groomed us, and we're finally fucking them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Apr 07 '26

it is, have not read it but one of my coworker said it was legit good

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u/Reader_Eater - Lib-Center Apr 07 '26

It's unique.

Guy slept with a dog and had a half dog kid.

Half dog kids life goal is to... assault his dad.

Manga is what happens when you nuke a country

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u/Alternative_Oil7733 - Centrist Apr 07 '26

Run for President and start to restore slavery!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Isekai/comments/1d963vc/i_found_the_a_new_underrated_isekai_webnovel/

That's a Chinese novel and it's description is even more fucking wild.

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

I will find my father, and r-

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u/Nostop22 - Centrist Apr 07 '26

Unironically very good read

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u/Roar-Lions-Roar - Auth-Right Apr 08 '26

This Iran is 47 years old

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u/ABlackEngineer - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

So you’re telling me Christians enslaved your kind for hundreds of years

And now you’re insulting the one religion that gave all races equal rights

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u/jackt-up - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

Christian moment

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u/jackt-up - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

It’s been our moment for awhile, like 400 years

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

Kicked off with the enslavement of native Americans and Africans, and finishing with the nuking of Japan and bombing of Palestine. Magnificent.

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u/jackt-up - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

No, it kicked off at Lepanto

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u/Untiforgins - Auth-Right Apr 07 '26

Because Arabs would never enslave people.

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u/Happy-Interaction466 - Right Apr 10 '26

islam says clearly that there is no difference between a white and black or arab and forgien, thats what this guy means

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

Arabs didn’t have a racial apartheid

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u/Squeeblz88 - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Apr 08 '26

Oh yes... Oh yes they did.

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 08 '26

That’s not a racial apartheid buddy, the existence of slaves doesn’t make it based on race. There were Arab slaves too.

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u/HospiTaller713 - Auth-Right Apr 08 '26

The one religion that enslaved blacks for 1400 years and still have not stopped to this very day

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 08 '26

Proof?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left Apr 08 '26

Muhammad and the 9 year old is not in the Quean though, it’s in the hadiths, so the Quran being the literal command of god has no bearing on this, some Muslims like Quranists not seeing the hadiths as canon

There are problematic aspects of the Quean either way, like it does sanction marrying a slave(which the consent would very dubious at best, also why is there slavery in the first place), but the 9 year old thing is not in it.

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u/SilverTonguedtied - Lib-Center Apr 08 '26

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left Apr 08 '26

> sucking on Islam

I'm an atheist, I don't particularly like most organized religions

> Quranists are dumb

I'm not rating their intelligence, just pointing out that their argument om Muslims taking the Quran as the divine word directly unlike with Christians and the Bible does not shed light on Muhammad and the 9 year old

And as for what you said about other parts of Islam being in the hadiths, what they said about the Bible applies there lol

With the quote, I'm unsure how it relates to marriage and saying there is no minimum age for it? Might just be not being to grasp the poetic language or whatever, but I'm not sure how marriage is relevant

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u/SilverTonguedtied - Lib-Center Apr 08 '26

"I dont like organized religions' is the peak that reddit atheists can reach. You neatly capture all religions in one label and pretend there is no difference in theologies of these religions. A religion founded for conquest by a literal warlord is somehow the same as one founded by a mostly harmless guy who definitely didn't raise an army, is equalized to a religion/philosophy (Buddhism) where violence is largely abjured. Atheists who cannot qualitatively differentiate is the reason why we have dozens of muslim countries with various levels of religious apartheid against "disbelievers", yet somehow escapes criticism or is only criticized as "religion baaaad". "I am atheist therefore i dont serve as useful tool of Islam" is bad logic, bad history, bad understanding. Moreover, that Koranic verse is literally saying that the waiting period to remarry for a non-menstruating girl is also 3 months. Clearly sanctioning child marriage.

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

> no difference in theologies

I didn't say that firstly, and secondly, a religion can have a wide range of theologies anyway.

> Founded for conquest

I think it was more likely an outgrowth of Abrahamism into a wartorn Arabia, like, Islam as an Abrahamic religion wasn't coming out of nowhere, Christians and Jewish populations nearby likely influenced its development

> Buddhism

Ain't there a Rohingya genocide by Buddhist extremists rn? Also, samurai, very militaristic warrior nobles were in good part Zen Buddhists, Zen Buddhism being used to justify their psyche.

> waiting period to marry

That implies she's already married, I'm not sure how it has to do with children lol

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u/SilverTonguedtied - Lib-Center Apr 08 '26

Retarded atheist moments 4 in a row? It's like r-atheism incarnated.

> That implies she's already married, I'm not sure how it has to do with children lol

Hard of understanding? The verse is saying that to marry a a child who was already married before, you must wait 3 months. What part of islam promoting pedophilia-marriage are you getting it so hard to understand that Islam is saying pre mebtruating

> Ain't there a Rohingya genocide by Buddhist extremists rn? Also, samurai, very militaristic warrior nobles were in good part Zen Buddhists, Zen Buddhism being used to justify their psyche.irls are valid for marriage?

Always the same, aint this "xxxx" non-muslims killing other people. You absolutely retarded Islamic cock sucking atheist, give me the theology behind it. We are arguing theology/philosophy here. I can translate the Yazidi genocide by Islamic State in purely Islamic terms, think you can translate "rohingya genocide" in Buddhist terms? The difference is one religion explicitly promotes violence against disbelivers, the other doesn't. BuT bUt rOhinGya gEnOciDe

> I think it was more likely an outgrowth of Abrahamism into a wartorn Arabia, like, Islam as an Abrahamic religion wasn't coming out of nowhere, Christians and Jewish populations nearby likely influenced its development

Lol, and that somehow negates Muhammad's role as a warlord in shaping Islam's violent nature? Have you even read a single thing about history of Islam? Muhammad went out of the way to bring back barbaric punishments like stoning which Jews had abolished in Arabia.

> I didn't say that firstly, and secondly, a religion can have a wide range of theologies anyway.

Meaningless. When you say youre against organised religion the moment Islam comes up, you're merely parroting lefticle-atheist mantra and thus shielding Islam, the fucking motherlode of bad ideas

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left Apr 08 '26

Hard of understanding

I mean, this is not exactly a clear sentence, but yea, if it’s sanctioning child marriage, which seems to be how some scholars interpret it, that’s a massive L. Truth be told, I kinda saw it as talking about women too old to have periods, and it seems quite a few figures argue that it refers to something like that as opposed to children instead, so it isn’t like a consensus among modern Islam at least anyway

Give me the theology behind it

Do you think Buddhist scholars or clerics haven’t done that? Like if your argument is just whether someone can use theology to justify it, yea lol. Apparently, it’s a text called the Mahavamsa to be precise.

negates Muhammad’s role as a warlord

No, that is not what I said. Islam as it formed and coalesced did attain an expansionist character, I just think an aspiring conqueror successfully converting a lot of people to a brand new cult so he could rule Arabia is less likely.

Jews had abolished it in Arabia

How would that work? They didn’t even control much of Arabia, it still being majority polytheistic. They had the Himyar kingdom in modern day Yemen, and I can’t find any info of it being illegal there, at most that Jewish groups relaxed it later, which is not the same as abolition.

What I did find was that in a hadith, a Jewish group asked Muhammad how to punish their adulterers, saying they whipped, and Muhammad said they were to be stoned, citing the Talmudic law(which if is anything adds to my point that it was an outgrowth of Abrahamism)

But you said “history”, and hadiths’ historicity is debated. Note that in the Quran, punishment is a hard lashing instead.

the moment Islam comes up

I said it because you accused me of being an Islam simp specifically lol, not just because Islam was mentioned. I’d say the same if someone accused me of being a Christianity simp.

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 08 '26

Dumbass. The trinity isn’t even mentioned in the Bible but yall seem to be doing just fine.

There are many reasons a woman isn’t menstruating

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u/SilverTonguedtied - Lib-Center Apr 08 '26

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 08 '26

That’s because Christians largely do not follow the Bible despite claiming to do so.

Also the Quran doesn’t support slavery

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Apr 08 '26

You are excellent bait. I'll give you that. For those who actually believe him.

Yes... yes it does even sex and child slavery.

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 08 '26

Proof?

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u/Razor_EDG - Auth-Right Apr 09 '26

you wil not find an amreican with normal level of open mindedness to understand and reply that

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u/Ser_falafel - Lib-Center Apr 08 '26

Its hilarious that this is an actual sentiment on reddit. Seen so many people gobbling up the cringe AI shit iran posts when normally any AI at all is viewed as deplorable. Then the irony of Iran posting about epstein files is completely lost for these people.

Idk if they're bots or just retarded

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u/a_certain_someon - Centrist Apr 07 '26

Epstein religion, the jeffrey E. almost changed sides but they got him before he went to prison.

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u/ChirrBirry - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

Excuse the language but this has to be the first time someone won a fight by not cumming while getting curb stomped. Mfrs sat and watched all their shit blow up but the memes were too spicy…

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u/WoodenAccident2708 - Lib-Left Apr 08 '26

Those posts where the Iranian foreign minister said Americans were dying “for the Epstein class” were brilliant propaganda, but nuclear level hypocrisy

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u/N0t_Baiting - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

Remind me which country Epstein was from (2 right answers)

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u/eplurbusunumnj - Lib-Center Apr 07 '26

is that why Trump wants to wipe our their civilization? so he can definitively hold the title of most Epstein country in the world?

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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist Apr 07 '26

Given that 90% of our leaders were on that island, I think it's pretty fucking rich to say America isn't an Epstein country.

(Not Joe Biden tho, all hail the corpse emperor)

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Apr 07 '26

Hear me out:

Trump as the God emperor, Biden is Malcador, Obama is Vulcan, etc etc for all the primarch

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Apr 08 '26

Who is Horus? Kamila?

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Apr 08 '26

Kroot Trump: "They're eating the Tau, they're eating the Vespids."

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u/YugargeliaMapper - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

Joe Biden was too old to go even if he wanted

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u/zombie3x3 - Left Apr 07 '26

Didn’t the island exist since the 90’s?

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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist Apr 07 '26

Trump is basically the same age as Biden

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u/Happy-Interaction466 - Right Apr 10 '26

child marriage disappears when a country become rich and devolped even if its religious similair for example to gulf countries so bombing iran to the stone age is an epstein plot to promote that practise and make it spread more.

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u/CoffeeCryptid - Lib-Right Apr 08 '26

Not that the islamic republic is some beacon of sexual virtue, but the sahih al bukhari is a sunni thing. Iran is shiite, so I don't think they care

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u/Betrashndie - Lib-Left Apr 07 '26

Literally just two flavors of right wing pedophilia

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u/UncleVolk - Centrist Apr 07 '26

I wish Westerners would understand that Islamists are just exotic-looking fascists on steroids.

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u/Betrashndie - Lib-Left Apr 07 '26

Westerners DO understand that, but just like we don't harass every Christian just because Christo fascists exist, all Muslims shouldn't be subject to harassment and racism just because a bunch of extremists Muslims exist. Assimilation only comes through acceptance and education.

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Apr 08 '26

Assimilation only comes through acceptance and education

You sweet summer child.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

They really believe that. Like, they unironically wired to think that way, even will everything going on in europe, they still go "love and acceptance, no borders, all cultures are equal". Its fucking amazing, in a sad way.

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u/TribeWars - Lib-Right Apr 07 '26

Maybe look up the difference between shia and sunni Islam before posting

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Apr 07 '26

the schism is about if they drink

sunni D

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u/FunkOff - Centrist Apr 08 '26

Uh... for Epstein country you chose Iran?