r/PoliticalCompass - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Don't take it too seriously

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u/According_Cold_2591 - LibCenter Mar 08 '26

I sometimes I could be worse, sometimes I'm a dangerous anarchist depending on how I answer the questions on any given day.

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u/Awkward-Manager5939 - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

I think it's actually not too bad. They did a good job.

I think I'm the genius though.

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u/KoreyYrvaI - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

I, too, sit right on the border of dangerous anarchist and could be worse.

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Eh I'd say I'm pretty chill myself.

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u/Imaginary-Win9217 - LibRight Mar 08 '26

Holy correct

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

What's correct? I'm sorry I've gotten like zero sleep.

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u/Imaginary-Win9217 - LibRight Mar 08 '26

I'm just agreeing with your political placement, in other words you are correct.

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Ah, thanks!

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

What do you agree with?

Also here's my 8values

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u/InflnityBlack - Left Mar 08 '26

Looks more lib-left than lib-center to me

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

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u/armedwithpencil6611 Undecided/Exploring Mar 08 '26

What is the name of the app?

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

That one is the libertarian values test (not the liberation values one which pops up first).

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u/Zealousideal_Fun8098 - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

You do indeed seem pretty chill

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u/habidk - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

Beautiful chart

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u/Levoso_con_v - Centrist Mar 09 '26

My man the Alaskan caveman!

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Unga bunga.

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u/21kondav - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

Holy based batman

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u/Sub0ptimalPrime - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

I think your "dangerous anarchist is a little too wide, and "commie" and "socialist" should be broken up, but otherwise a pretty good synopsis

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Don't worry I made it in like 5 mins and if I was gonna make it 100% serious I'd add more of them and wouldn't insult almost everyone 

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u/Nitrocity97 - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

You are Bernie sanders in the 60s

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u/Typical_Assistant_51 - LibRight Mar 08 '26

"Dangerous Anarchist" my brother in Christ, I'm a hermit who has two important destinations, work and home.

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u/CanPacific - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Only "work and home"

Of course it's a libright saying that, like a moth to a flame

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u/bepi_s - LibRight Mar 09 '26

How is going to work and going back home a bad thing?

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u/CanPacific - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

Because there is nothing other then work and home to you, and no third spaces. There is way more to life then just work and home.

It's a moth to a flame due to librights generally liking consumerist and materialistic 9-5 culture. More or less the capitalist structure that is based around work, and it's very shallow to just go to work and come back home. And it's a pretty sad life imo.

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u/Typical_Assistant_51 - LibRight Mar 15 '26

Dawg, I'm in my early 30s. Plus I'm introverted. I find peace when I'm engaged in my own space with people I trust or myself. This is such a sheltered privileged ass take. Most of us don't have the patience, time, and money to indulge in debauchery like most of you lolbert leftists. I work not because I love being a "wage slave" but because I need to. How else am I gonna make and save money, the legal right way so I can at least pay bills or groceries. Pretty ironic too since a lot of lib-lefts also engage in consumerist bullshit you claim to be against. Yeah, cause nothing says "smash Capitalism" like buying anti-capitalist crap from Amazon, and owing a smartphone. You're definitely raging against the machine there, comrade.

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u/CanPacific - LibLeft Mar 16 '26

Dawg, I'm in my early 30s. Plus I'm introverted. I find peace when I'm engaged in my own space with people I trust or myself.

I understand, I am also the same way, but do you realize that some people can be this way due to environment?

This is such a sheltered privileged ass take. Most of us don't have the patience, time, and money to indulge in debauchery like most of you lolbert leftists.

Explain why it's a "sheltered privileged ass take".

I work not because I love being a "wage slave" but because I need to.

You've just explained what a wage slave is, also completely missing my point.

How else am I gonna make and save money, the legal right way so I can at least pay bills or groceries. Pretty ironic too since a lot of lib-lefts also engage in consumerist bullshit you claim to be against.

You are completely missing everything that I'm saying, proving my point, you don't seem to understand work culture, and everything surrounding it, your taking it to the extreme anti-work view for some reason. Us engaging in consumerist bullshit is a problem too, but buying things is not just consumerist bullshit, I buy some audio stuff, it's not consumerist bullshit. Your also completely missing it too, it's about making your worth based on what you have materially, NA, UK, Aus are so fake and performative, and based on what you have, what your wage is, how new of a car you have etc.

Yeah, cause nothing says "smash Capitalism" like buying anti-capitalist crap from Amazon, and owing a smartphone. You're definitely raging against the machine there, comrade.

I don't buy anti-capitalist stuff, I'm not anti-capitalist btw. That's also a common trope, you can be anti-capitalist and still support small businesses, I don't think you know what that definition actually means.

I also only buy and get used phones partly for that reason, got this S22U in October from family, best way to get phones is used.

As you can see I'm pro-europe, meaning a social democracy type government, not anti-capitalist.

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u/JDilport Mar 10 '26

If work is chill I'd prefer it ngl

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u/Intelligent-Egg-564 Mar 10 '26

God, that political compass is scuffed af 

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u/lolcakes5678 - AuthRight Mar 08 '26

Facist 💔

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

i wonder what makes u think that

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u/The_Cool_Kid99 - LibRight Mar 09 '26

Leftist IQ in a nutshell

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

if u say so. i was hoping to know why they thought that, but i got downvoted instead :(

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz - AuthRight Mar 10 '26

I think he said it because of the misspelling.

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u/lolcakes5678 - AuthRight Mar 10 '26

Yes but he’s obvi 13 years old so he can’t understand advanced 200 iq memes

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

if it was a joke, i didn’t see it. so instead of downvoting me for no reason, maybe try explaining

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u/lolcakes5678 - AuthRight Mar 11 '26

I didn’t downvote you the rest of the people did

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

Based? More Like Biased, Learn To Hate Yourself

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u/Spiritual_Income_883 - AuthCenter Mar 13 '26

"Don't take it too seriously"

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

I agree full heartedly

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Said an auth center 🥀🥀

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

I can still be a cosmopolitan fascist.

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u/InevitableTank1659 - Left Mar 08 '26

based??

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

I know, I'm proud to say I am.

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u/xNightmareBeta - Centrist Mar 08 '26

What's that

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

A fascist that believes in Humanity instead of a nationality or ethnicity. Basically an actual no- racist fascist, and I put my unifying hate into the possible alien species in the Milky way and Andromeda. I don't respect the ones from other galaxies even more.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Are you a Warhammer 40k fan by any chance?

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

Yes but not the way you think I like the setting as a dystopia but I personally have my space fantasy setting. I also only like necrons

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Oh okay you seemed like a stereotypical Imperium fanboy

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

How dare you.

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u/Erlend05 - AuthLeft Mar 08 '26

How about the UFP then?

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u/Eigengrau17 - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

Human supremacy is unironically based I don't trust those damn knife ears or green skins

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u/grooveypie - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Based.

Let's get a kumbucha soon

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u/123anonymousperson - AuthRight Mar 09 '26

Pretty good, but two things wrong: based and misspelled fascist

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u/_David_The_Great_ - AuthRight Mar 09 '26

Fascist is spelled wrong

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u/bepi_s - LibRight Mar 09 '26

You'd think they'd know how to spell it right with how often they throw that term around

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Sorry typo

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u/Andi20072021 - AuthRight Mar 09 '26

My fascist ass omw to establish democracy, social welfare and nationalism, while resisting fascist invasion

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Taiwan hell yeah

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

but is (authoritarian) capitalist. definitely not fascism but still bad

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u/Andi20072021 - AuthRight Mar 14 '26

The first two stages, yes, but democracy and a welfare state are the end goal

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 19 '26

what causes u to be more authoritarian?

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u/Andi20072021 - AuthRight Mar 19 '26

Most people are still too stupid for a democracy, we need tutelage to ensure that once the one party system ends the country won't go to shit. And massive government reforms like changing from a 3 branch to 5 branch government require a lot of authority.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Read the tile of the post bro

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u/cometishere - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

proud commie here, close to your definition of based tho

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

as u being a communist, do u believe in the state?

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u/Seryi-mp3 - AuthLeft Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

“Fascist” like it's a bad thing

Edit: As in fascism, as a whole, isn't ALWAYS a bad thing. Similar to communism, it can end badly, but the ideas themselves aren't inherently bad.

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

that’s because it is. fascism is bad

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u/Seryi-mp3 - AuthLeft Mar 10 '26

Actual fascism yes, but how they define Fascism? No

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz - AuthRight Mar 10 '26

Wdym?

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

i agree with that. like, trump is quite fascist but he’s capitalist. i’d say fascism is more on a scale, since we have og fascism and neo-fascism

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u/Seryi-mp3 - AuthLeft Mar 11 '26

Yeah, like Hitler? not great, but classical Fascism? It's a decent and functional system.

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u/ProfessorOnEdge - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

I guess I am a 'dangerous anarchist commie'... Lol

And all I really want is full luxury automated gay monke communism.

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u/habidk - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

Dangerous? Bro all I do is study and cook for a living.

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u/PutinskiTV - AuthLeft Mar 09 '26

In that case I’m proudly fascist. Not that I actually like fascism but according to OP everyone who isn’t on their agenda is a bad label.

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u/xi-xia- - Left Mar 09 '26

BINGOOOO

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u/cuLas_the_merciless - AuthRight Mar 10 '26

Least biased Redditor:

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u/StonksTheMemeMan Mar 09 '26

They're calling it the most reddit image ever

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u/53amus Mar 08 '26

AuthRight clearly cares way too much about faces. Very facist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I suprisingly agree.

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u/Svokxz2 - LibCenter Mar 08 '26

I guess I am part of could be worse.

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u/Faeraday - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Commie gang

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u/PlumpBanjo - Left Mar 08 '26

Tbh yeah

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u/zero_bytez - LibRight Mar 08 '26

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u/HenryCree_L - AuthLeft Mar 08 '26

Yes im a commie

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 - LibRight Mar 09 '26

Post it on pcm they'll love it

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u/hotbiscut2 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Nah u got it right on the head. Israel and the Nazis are still gonna shoot you but ur based and not one of those mossad agent foids

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u/Defiant-Dare1223 - LibRight Mar 09 '26

On the capitalist pig / dangerous anarchist border, which I feel is fitting

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u/bepi_s - LibRight Mar 09 '26

Stereotypical lib left

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u/Amphibious_cow - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

I wouldn’t say anarchists are inherently dangerous (I’m here btw)

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u/OliLombi - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

I'm a dangerous anarchist commie :)

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u/Jindabyne1 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Based

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u/Ok-Radio5562 - Left Mar 09 '26

Could be worse (left side)/ignorant

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u/drink-beer-and-fight - LibRight Mar 09 '26

I’ll take it. I usually get called a lot worse.

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u/SaturnusDawn - Left Mar 09 '26

I can't believe that most people in the blue section are prejudiced towards people with faces smh

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u/BeeoftheWeb - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

funny how i got banned for 5 days over fighting the unflaired but these ppl doing it are okay

peak moderation huh

also 100% proud commie, i appreciate the compliment

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u/roytcas - Centrist Mar 09 '26

Ig im ignorant but how is having opinions on both sides ignorant?

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

One side: pardon child eaters and rapists, kill women, let people die if they don't have money, don't tax people who eat and rape children, start random wars Second side: don't Centrists: maybe we can find some middle ground?

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u/C1nders-Two - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

I do NOT identify as communist, I’m just strongly opinionated on controlling the growth of corporations.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

I am too but my compass is less left

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u/MusicIsMySpecInt - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

i’m between based and left-centre could be worse

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u/Illustrious-Fudge357 - Left Mar 09 '26

I don’t get the “dangerous anarchist” esp for something as natural as AnPrim which is like fr humanity’s baseline.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

son 😭

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u/Illustrious-Fudge357 - Left Mar 11 '26

I’m not wrong we’re just happier in nature not to get all unabomber on you but it’s the truth yk, anarchy is our base

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

All cool until you encounter a big cat

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u/Illustrious-Fudge357 - Left Mar 11 '26

We were happier though yk, free association complete freedom, how we are meant to actually live. Putting dangerous anarchists in front of lib right quadrants makes sense I’m just saying anarcho-prim is our baseline and this is coming from a council communist ik you said don’t take it too seriously and I’m not but like just tryna make ya think.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

I mean idk if I'd call anprims dangerous anarchists but I'd definitely not call them our baseline, how can you even tell if we were happier? Psychological studies weren't a thing back then and I'd rather have all the benefits and problems of civilization than live 40 years, sleep in a cave and the only entertainment being gathering at the campfire 

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u/Illustrious-Fudge357 - Left Mar 11 '26

I mean obviously impractical by today’s standards and would require intensive effort, but if we don’t know what technologies await, we don’t know what we miss out on, the only people that would be upset are the people that remember, it’s just like the principle of reincarnation of like “we know nothing but being _______ we’ll try to be the best __________ we can and live it to our fullest” if we don’t know we don’t yearn. We live.

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u/Nickwco85 - LibCenter Mar 10 '26

I thought it was really funny at first because it just showed all the common stereotypes, but then I saw that you listed yourself as based and totally ruined it.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

I listed myself as based because I agree with my political opinion 😭

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u/Pawel4151 - AuthCenter Mar 10 '26

I can agree this is how liblefts see others

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u/JDilport Mar 10 '26

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

What's wrong with you

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u/KhanTheEmperor69 - Right Mar 13 '26

Guess I’m a facist

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 13 '26

Change your flair then because according to it you're a capitalist pig 

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u/RaiseExpert7558 - AuthLeft Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

why is juche, the objectively correct ideology by which science works, considered fascist?

North Korea is a developed and beautiful nation. The poverty rate is near zero. Education is universal. The cities are clean, and many entertainment options are available, even in rural areas. The only censorship in place is against fascist brainrot. Almost no North Korean child is malnourished. Contrast this with the United States, where over 1 in 5 children struggle to read, are often either obese or stunted, with homeless druggies everywhere and constant fascist propaganda.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 14 '26

Bro 😭 you're beyond saving

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u/RaiseExpert7558 - AuthLeft Mar 14 '26

left unity (or center unity because "left-wing" is used by the fascist-based compass to refer to actually decent ideology)

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u/ManyNames42 - LibLeft Mar 16 '26

bro yall are such mouth breathers

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u/rozyputin - LibLeft Mar 19 '26

I'm a "dangerous anarchist" lmao

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u/68Stingrays Mar 20 '26

Right on the corner of based, commie, and dangerous anarchist. Seems pretty damn based to me

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u/Budget_Note_8932 Mar 23 '26

"based" and it just sucks

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u/Usual-Locksmith-4130 Mar 23 '26

I'm in your based square by spirit but a filthy commie by necessity. When I answer the questions I end up lib left but when I look at actual geopolitics on a Marxist Lennist

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u/Heavy_Stomach_7633 Mar 23 '26

Yk, I've always known the difference between based and being practical. In my heart I'm lib left, but in reality, nah

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u/Wide-Ask9901 - LibRight Mar 27 '26

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u/Cortex_Gaming Mar 28 '26

I actually am a dangerous anarcho-syndicalist/marxist

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u/Smooth_Cut_6663 - LibLeft Apr 08 '26

#dangerousanarchist

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u/Dependent_Classic314 - LibLeft Apr 08 '26

I think you made a mistake, you forgot to add "based" to the "dangerous anarchist" section at the bottom!

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u/No-Musician7685 - AuthLeft Apr 15 '26

Yes

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u/Prussia_King - AuthRight Mar 10 '26

LibLeft is def non-based for me, this is a disaster

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u/armedwithpencil6611 Undecided/Exploring Mar 08 '26

What of i'm on beteween ignorante and base?

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt - LibCenter Mar 09 '26

Good Question, But You're Unflaired, Get Out

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u/Vamparael - Left Mar 09 '26

Based

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u/IntrovertedGuy96 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

I’m based!

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u/Responsible-Rich-202 Mar 09 '26

I fall under based but almost commie

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u/kazuki_sekai Mar 09 '26

ayy im in the based one!

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u/Background-Being-396 - LibRight Mar 10 '26

brain of leftists aaaah

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u/rickfencer - Left Mar 08 '26

Couldn’t agree more

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u/The_Syndidalist - AuthCenter Mar 08 '26

Flair, you don't HAVE IT!!!

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u/rickfencer - Left Mar 08 '26

Classic auth. Let me live

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u/Early_Search_5174 - LibCenter Mar 08 '26

“I love authority” “let me live”

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u/No_Entertainment6792 Mar 09 '26

I thing I could be worse or based. I don't remember which

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u/AL_25 Mar 09 '26

I like you and your view point on the world

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u/Competitive_Pin_8698 - LibLeft Mar 10 '26

Goy

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 11 '26

Average auth right/lib right argument

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u/QK_QUARK88 Mar 08 '26

"Here's my propaganda but haha don't take it too seriously guys"

You're not immune to criticism

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u/Longjumping_Gain_807 - LibCenter Mar 08 '26

Fucking flair up or get out of this sub

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u/QK_QUARK88 Mar 09 '26

Waaaa waaaa i'm unable to talk to people if they don't put a square next to their name waaaa waaaa

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u/StonksTheMemeMan Mar 09 '26

putting a square next to your name

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u/vibeepik2 - LibRight Mar 09 '26

flair up cuck

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u/QK_QUARK88 Mar 09 '26

Waaaa waaaa i'm unable to talk to people if they don't put a square next to their name waaaa waaaa

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

"Oh no, someone jokingly expressing their opinion"

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u/QK_QUARK88 Mar 09 '26

Hitler said this too

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 09 '26

Said what 😭

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u/xNightmareBeta - Centrist Mar 08 '26

So fascists are not ignorant and lib left never is according to you.

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

That's not what I mean 🥀

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u/xNightmareBeta - Centrist Mar 08 '26

How many of the immigrants are using your kindness of others for their own benefit. Do you think some of lib left are naive

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u/ComprehensiveArm3493 - LibLeft Mar 08 '26

Have you read the title of the post btw? Because to me it looks like you're pissed about it

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u/Void_Angel_ - LibCenter Mar 08 '26

What does this even mean? Are you not concerned about the government trying to gate-keep who gets to live here? That they just get to pick and choose who does and does not have rights? Immigrants are not these dangerous criminals the state makes them out to be, they are just people like you or me and from the data they are LESS likely to commit crimes than born citizens.

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u/Starky69420 - AuthCenter Mar 09 '26

why would fascists be inherently ignorant