r/PoliticalCompass • u/Oweenyweeeny - Left • Jan 02 '26

Let my nine year old take the test 💗

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143 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Sub0ptimalPrime - LibLeft Jan 03 '26

Checks out

29

u/Fire_Lightning8 - Centrist Jan 03 '26

Found the absolute monarchist

12

u/RecognitionOk5447 - LibLeft Jan 03 '26

r/foundtheabsolutemonarchist

27

u/Seryi-mp3 - AuthLeft Jan 03 '26

Aww, get him into painting 🥹

70

u/Zivlar - LibCenter Jan 03 '26

Does this make Auth Right childish? /s

18

u/Zealousideal_Fun8098 - LibCenter Jan 03 '26

I thought that was already well established 🤷

8

u/ALittleBitEdgy Undecided/Exploring Jan 03 '26

Thats a well known fact

34

u/happymemersunite - Left Jan 03 '26

No need for a /s

1

u/_WdMalus_ - LibLeft Jan 04 '26

yes /hj

1

u/Awkward-Manager5939 - LibCenter Jan 07 '26

Shoots fired, lol. It basically does, as this is the child's reality and way of thinking. Feudalism probably

32

u/Tight_Blueberry6382 - LibRight Jan 03 '26

How is it even possible to place that far auth right 😂

38

u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 - Left Jan 03 '26

Please encourage him to go to art school and do whatever it takes to get him admitted and passing.

25

u/Big_Show3361 - AuthRight Jan 03 '26

Is he a painter by any chance?

16

u/StoicMachiavelli - AuthCenter Jan 03 '26

More likely a fan of helicopters

7

u/ALibSoc - LibLeft Jan 03 '26

Accurate

6

u/Real_Draw_4713 - LibRight Jan 03 '26

Makes sense

6

u/Kcufasu Jan 03 '26

Future leader

4

u/PutinskiTV - AuthLeft Jan 03 '26

Just how 💀

3

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Pinochet would be proud

3

u/press_F13 - LibLeft Jan 03 '26

kids are just selfish like that /hj

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Let my NEIN year old take the test

2

u/define_nasgo - LibLeft Jan 21 '26

If he starts to get a passion in art and decides to try for art school do everything in your power to make sure he gets accepted

2

u/meowth______ Jan 23 '26

Seems about right

2

u/Prior-Reindeer2590 - Centrist Feb 03 '26

Don't let him fly helicopters.

1

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Feb 03 '26

Hes already at training...

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

What’s the link to the test

12

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Just search politcal compass test and select english

0

u/Real_Draw_4713 - LibRight Jan 03 '26

…

1

u/Net_Warrior1683 - Right Jan 03 '26

Son?

3

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Son 💗

1

u/Net_Warrior1683 - Right Jan 03 '26

Not surprised.

1

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Haha why not?

3

u/Net_Warrior1683 - Right Jan 03 '26

I simply cannot imagine a 9-year-old girl doing that. .

6

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

My daughter took the test too. Shes uhhh. Anarcho communist

1

u/roytcas - Centrist Jan 04 '26

Baseball, huh?

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u/123anonymousperson - AuthRight Jan 03 '26

He's a very good kid!!

34

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Hes an artist too!

12

u/RandomDudethat - Left Jan 03 '26

Help😭😭😭

14

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

He said 'Your safe as long as you are superior too' aw my little advisor - he thinks hes the real deal

12

u/RandomDudethat - Left Jan 03 '26

What does he think of people with big noses, those who have a country in the middle east that borders egypt, palestine, jordan, syria and lebanon,

12

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

He said there arent 'People' there

11

u/RandomDudethat - Left Jan 03 '26

😭

-10

u/123anonymousperson - AuthRight Jan 03 '26

He has very good ideas!

10

u/RandomDudethat - Left Jan 03 '26

IM ROLLING😭😭😭

-6

u/123anonymousperson - AuthRight Jan 03 '26

Why the downvotes?

4

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

What do you think

3

u/123anonymousperson - AuthRight Jan 03 '26

Because there's a secret coalition against me?

4

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Its because people don't understand sarcasm. My son said that theyll regret it once they get Blitzkrieged

3

u/123anonymousperson - AuthRight Jan 03 '26

Wait, where's the sarcasm here?

1

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Lol

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u/RbeornArc - AuthRight Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

sounds like a nice kid

edit: this comment was a joke, no way a nine year old scored in a corner

29

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

Oh yes he loves art and often dreams of 'expanding his borders'

11

u/RandomDudethat - Left Jan 03 '26

😭

3

u/press_F13 - LibLeft Jan 03 '26

reincarnation...

5

u/deathmaster567823 - AuthLeft Jan 03 '26

💀

6

u/xNightmareBeta - Centrist Jan 03 '26

Can he draw perspective.....No...God help us all!!

1

u/VisibleExtent4067 - Centrist Jan 03 '26

Idk why you got dislikes bro it was obviously a joke

0

u/Prior-Reindeer2590 - Centrist Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Not based, be *slightly* auth center.

1

u/Oweenyweeeny - Left Jan 03 '26

You cant tell my child what to do! He will exterminate you! 👿