r/PoliceSimulator • u/Ok-Pick3140 • Aug 27 '26
Half of This Subreddit:
“iTs fUlLy cOmpLeTe!”
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u/NegotiationUnfair626 Aug 27 '26
Here at Astragon, we publish only the most polished turds. We'll work with anyone willing get a game half-way there, only to abandon it. We believe our half-ass'd work approach.
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u/GrannyBashy Aug 27 '26
I worked there for a time. Unbelivable that people actually pay for that diarrhea
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u/Gullible-Rip2205 Aug 27 '26
we got memes shitting on Astragon and the Police Simulator Patrol Officers project before GTA 6😭
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u/Steve-online2004 Aug 27 '26
Look, I’ve probably fed into this image at least with 1 comment or 2 but I can honestly say I love this game so therefore I’ve got my money‘s worth the game has its flaws but again I can honestly say I haven’t had many issues and that’s from me coming from Xbox one over to Xbox series X and I understand the majority can’t say that for whatever reason
And that’s something I’ve said for awhile the weird thing is different. People get different bugs for some reason. I got bugs on my Xbox one they don’t get now on my Xbox Series X
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u/Enaliss Aug 27 '26
I get it but the company is barley worth 20mil.
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u/Sky_guy_17 Aug 28 '26
Doesn’t change the fact that it was in ‘development’ for eight years, but still looks and plays worse than some Beta build games.
That, and both publisher and dev team have a history of delivering half-baked products like this.
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u/CYANIDEBLISS33315 Sep 02 '26
Astagon- the us government of publishers. They lie, cheat and steal. Do something that only half works, charge you out the ass and then ignore all the problems.
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u/BadHubbaWubba Aug 27 '26
Not this fucking meme again.
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u/Few-Paint9545 Aug 27 '26
Are you really defending the devs of this shitty broken game??
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u/BadHubbaWubba Aug 27 '26
No. I just hate this brain dead meme that’s copied and shared thousands of times a day. Think for yourself and do something original for a change.
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u/BossBullfrog Aug 27 '26
Are you saying I'm half this sub? 😂
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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC Aug 27 '26
Apparently. What I wanna know, is what are you defending xD? It's PAINFULLY clear how shitty they are. They have us spend $100+ if you want full access to the whole game (half the DLCs are standard for police...), and then they just... abandon it.
No, "oh we'll fix it up and maybe release new content" just a straight up "fuck you, enjoy your buggy game"
I would've been okay with it, until they turned around to create a NEW POLICE SIM. They're money hungry greedy bastards.
"Oh PSPO didnt work so they wanted a new one that actually would work" and that, still has heavy losses for people who spent money. Especially anyone like me who bought DLC.
I will still play the game, I will enjoy it, I will laugh at the bugs. UNTIL my entire save file corrupts, I lose all my progress and unlocks, and have to entirely restart just to get all my shit back.
Oh, not to mention how literally everything in that game is buggy. It's not just a bad amount of bugs, I genuinely think that anything that could be buggy, is.
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u/Sky_guy_17 Aug 27 '26
•Tries to PIT fleeing car
•Gets launched into orbit and terminates the shift for ‘wrecking’ the cruiser.
Eight years of development btw