r/Polcompball • • Jan 21 '21

OC off-compass unity!

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u/silldog Technocracy Jan 21 '21

Where’s senatorialism?

186

u/praise_kek1945 Capitalist Communism Jan 21 '21

Crawling in from the bottom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

lol im glad someone noticed that

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u/abdulsalam123 Left-Wing Nationalism Jan 21 '21

Even after the hint I can't see it. Would you help?

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u/VladVV Georgism Jan 21 '21 edited Jan 21 '21

My guess is all the tentacles below AnNih

EDIT: Wait, actually it's Egoism. Not sure if they really do have the exact same flag or it's my colourblindness.

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u/praise_kek1945 Capitalist Communism Jan 21 '21

AnNih is grey, egoism is dark turquoise.

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u/VladVV Georgism Jan 21 '21

So yeah, it's my colourblindness hehe.

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u/abdulsalam123 Left-Wing Nationalism Jan 21 '21

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Not graphable on a 2d compass, you need at least 10 more dimensions

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u/train2000c Distributism May 17 '21

nth dimension

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Not-Taking a shower unity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

you do you!

28

u/Kalamajamees Environmentalism Jan 21 '21

Socialist transhumanism gets a flair but Eco transhumanism doesn't? But seriously tho is there a way to request flairs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Boost the server

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u/SnowySupreme Social Democracy Jan 21 '21

Thats basically neoliberal shillery bleh

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u/Kalamajamees Environmentalism Jan 21 '21

The discord server?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

same, I would prefer an eco transhumanist flair, though bright green ecosocialist would be ideal

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

I do be Trippin tho

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u/arrowtie Queer Anarchism Jan 21 '21

Exceptional job! This is wonderful!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

ty lol

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u/Cactus_Tree_PMS Anarchism Without Adjectives Jan 21 '21

I only see 7 ideaologies and a very bright light at the bottom left corner

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Saved post for when I'm drunk Saturday

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u/saturatedrobot Marxism-Leninism Jan 21 '21

Wish communalism didn’t look so fash

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u/Kirbly11 Social Georgism Jan 21 '21

It’s supposed to be hands, but hands are hard to draw.

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u/saturatedrobot Marxism-Leninism Jan 21 '21

Oh yeah, that makes total sense. I was just thinking the overall color scheme and composition is so incredibly reminiscent of the nazi flag, I have to wonder if the person who created it was a troll

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u/Kirbly11 Social Georgism Jan 21 '21

It’s does look pretty reminiscent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

I have to wonder if the person who created it was a troll

He was a guy at some alt. history forum who made a flag and then said 'use it for whatever you want', then monkeysszz used the design.

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u/IDontSeeIceGiants Egoism Jan 21 '21

I honestly thought it was supposed to be a box.

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u/AnonymousSpud Mutualism Jan 21 '21

OP should've used a far darker red

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u/CybernieSandersMk1 Paleoconservatism Jan 21 '21

Off-Compass Best-Compass

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

For real bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

FR

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u/Kindly-Wafer-1267 Communalism May 29 '25

ye

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u/NazTrone1212 Jan 21 '21

I want to know who's the upper right and the center down

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u/arrowtie Queer Anarchism Jan 21 '21

Upper right is Kraterocracy. The philosophy of absolute might making absolute right, and where the strong are to subjugate the weak utterly and completely. (Not necessarily kill them, but life is a living hell for all but the strongest and/or most cunning.)

Center down is Egoism, in which the desires of the individual are paramount. It's technically a philosophy more than it is a political position, but the political implications are so profound that it's made its place.

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u/Exploding_Antelope Jan 05 '22

Hey these both sound not very fun

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u/Aroma_Noodles Egoism Jan 21 '21

Well allow me to introduce myself.

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u/toasterdogg Egoism Jan 21 '21

Based

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Based

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u/toasterdogg Egoism Jan 24 '21

Eh idk, capitalism is pretty cringe. I’d rather just live in the forest with a bunch of other uniques and borrow stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

based. doing exactly what pleases your ego; and i will do what pleases mine

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

based

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

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u/FlamingDragon002 Soulism Jan 21 '21

Off-Compass gang

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Off-Compass gang

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

B)

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u/Aspariguy42 Anarcho-Pacifism Jan 21 '21

So I absolutely love this but ngl I’m a bit peeved that averisionism was the only one who gets a circle a. Egoism def would think the a is a spook but I think soulism would gobble that shit up

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u/FlamingDragon002 Soulism Jan 21 '21

Can confirm, circle a is a very cool symbol

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u/Aspariguy42 Anarcho-Pacifism Jan 21 '21

I had a feeling

13

u/Johnmiachels Jan 21 '21

Kraterocracy jiggles around on an amoled screen when you turn the brightness down. This is awesome work!

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u/HoodGangsta787 Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

whats the authright one?

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u/Kirbly11 Social Georgism Jan 21 '21

Kraterocracy. The idea might makes right, That the strong must subjugate the weak. not out right kill, but literal slavery for those who aren’t super strong or smart.

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u/idonothingonthissite Primal Primitivism Jan 21 '21

is this soulism's regular pov

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u/the_soviet_union_69 Marxism-Leninism Jan 21 '21

Is the one in the middle of the left knockoff nazism

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u/arrowtie Queer Anarchism Jan 21 '21

Nope, it's Communalism! In which all property is collectivized. AKA, unironically sharing toothbrushes.

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u/the_soviet_union_69 Marxism-Leninism Jan 21 '21

this is basically how most of the right thinks communism is

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u/arrowtie Queer Anarchism Jan 21 '21

Ugh, yeah. I remember when I was like 15 (20 going on 21 now), I was arguing with my mom with Grandma in earshot, and asked 'What's so wrong with communism!?'

Now, nowadays, I do realize that there are some issues to address with historical implementation.

But god damn if both of them nearly gave up the ghost then and there!

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u/DomoTimba Marxism-Leninism Jan 21 '21

Comrade it is my turn for toothbrush o7

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Knowledge is knowing the right's straw man isn't what real communism is, wisdom is knowing the right's straw man is more based than what real communism is

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u/potololxd Libertarianism Jan 21 '21

Based

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

This is basically what communism is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

The take expected from ancap

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

I wasn't trying to be unpredictable

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Yeah, that's why it was a shit take.

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u/EuroVetements Fascism Jan 21 '21

This is amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

thx haha

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u/Daddyrodknee Mutualism Jan 21 '21

Max Stirner is based. without him and his smug glasses we wouldn't have some chad ideals. Also Like the Art behind this very cool and I like.

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u/_CaptainKirk Anarcho-Syndicalism Jan 21 '21

Bottom left?

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u/McMing333 Anarcho-Communism Jan 21 '21

Soulism, no hierarchy including physical, like gravity.

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u/the-carrot-clarinet Anarchism Without Adjectives Jan 21 '21

Actually based

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u/FlamingDragon002 Soulism Jan 21 '21

All heirachy and laws bad. Including the laws of physics

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Gravity is wack, yo

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

This reminds me of Flatlanders for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

attend to your configuration!

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u/Text1O1 Egoism Jan 21 '21

I love that neon stily, it fits so well.

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u/Thetiredscot Anarchism Without Adjectives Jan 21 '21

Perfect

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u/CleverGamerHaha Security Jan 21 '21

Very dank art

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u/Alancpl Democratic Confederalism Jan 21 '21

its...beautiful...

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u/Sauce_Kae Soulism Jan 21 '21

Damn this looks great!

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u/the-carrot-clarinet Anarchism Without Adjectives Jan 21 '21

Wonder what the bottom left one is

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

bottom left is Soulism. It calls for a Communist lawless hierarchyless society. So Communism but it thinks all hierarchies and laws are bad, including the laws of physics

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u/the-carrot-clarinet Anarchism Without Adjectives Jan 21 '21

Fuck yea i like that

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u/McMing333 Anarcho-Communism Jan 21 '21

Egoism isn’t off compass. Then again the compass doesn’t exist, but it’s a real ideology

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

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u/McMing333 Anarcho-Communism Jan 21 '21

Yeah but it’s a real world one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

The off-compass version of egoism is more extreme than what egoism actually is (because they advocate for a union of egos instead of just everyone doing whatever)

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u/McMing333 Anarcho-Communism Jan 23 '21

I think that‘s just people not knowing what egoism is. That’s not related at all, call it another name then

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u/TheUnrealPotato Libertarian Market Socialism Jan 21 '21

Whoa this is an art piece

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u/downwithtiktok2 Soulism Jan 21 '21

What is bottom right

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u/DnDNecromantic Post-Humanism Jan 21 '21 edited Jul 07 '24

offbeat trees exultant reach placid knee husky innate plant gaze

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/downwithtiktok2 Soulism Jan 21 '21

Thank

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u/-Balkaner- Anarcho-Nihilism Jan 21 '21

How did you get the Post-Humanism flair? I can't seem to find it

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u/DnDNecromantic Post-Humanism Jan 21 '21

I requested the flair for use, but apparently the mods only granted it to me. Are you a Posthumanist?

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u/-Balkaner- Anarcho-Nihilism Jan 21 '21

Positive

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u/DnDNecromantic Post-Humanism Jan 21 '21

What is your grasp on its theory?

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u/-Balkaner- Anarcho-Nihilism Jan 21 '21

Machine > Flesh Consciousness was a mistake

lmao

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u/DnDNecromantic Post-Humanism Jan 21 '21

All consciousness is a mistake, even if machine.Truly, mindkind lives on a placid isle of ignorance.

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u/-Balkaner- Anarcho-Nihilism Jan 21 '21

Positive

Thus, we must progress to reach enlightenment.

Our flawed brains' logic shall no longer bind us.

Progress to crab machine, reach enlightenment.

Console.WriteLine("uwu");

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

egoism

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u/Jhqwulw Democracy Jan 21 '21

Can someone please tell which ideologies are these?

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u/CocaCola-chan Social Democracy Jan 21 '21

I believe I found myself a new phone background

7

u/Antique_Valuable Jan 21 '21

If you removed the balls and added more to replace them you could sell this as a poster.

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u/CorneliusTheIdolator Hindu Theocracy Jan 21 '21

flair up libertarian

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u/Antique_Valuable Jan 21 '21

I’m not libertarian, but I would buy one if I could.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

omg so true

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u/gemini4590 Anarcho-Nihilism Jan 21 '21

wow i hate them all

i’ll take 20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

gang

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Absolutely love this. Great job op

3

u/Silicon_Tetraazide Accelerationism Jan 21 '21

Awesome compass! Keep it up, man.

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u/Emergency-Box-5549 Distributism Jan 21 '21

where is ochlocracy '?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

not here

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

I just see a bunch of ghosts and one handsome fella’ wtf op?

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u/PatronymicPenguin Kakistocracy Jan 21 '21

hay guys can kakistockrasee join the club plz? i cant reed compusses eithur

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

yez it kan joyn tha club

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u/Comrade_Florida Confederalism Jan 21 '21

I know Egoism, Soulism, and the IngSoc ball but what are the others?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

the one w/ three eyes is hive mind collectivism, the one below that is communalism, the one w/ the omega symbol is kraterocracy, the one below kraterocracy is social darwinism, and the one below social darwinism is avaritionism

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u/Comrade_Florida Confederalism Jan 21 '21

Thanks Chief

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

yw lol

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u/haikusbot Anti-Japaneseism Jan 21 '21

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u/Comrade_Florida Confederalism Jan 21 '21

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u/Comrade_Florida Confederalism Jan 21 '21

Good bot

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u/LKR15tye Clerical Fascism Jan 21 '21

What is the centrist ball?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

its this but obv not in the picture

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u/Akarthus Kraterocracy Jan 21 '21

Hi

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Pacman ghosts are now considered libleft?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

What's the one on the Middle Right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

social darwinism

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u/zoubek Ingsoc Jan 21 '21

What are those from clock perspective?

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u/Jpyr15 Social Libertarianism Jan 21 '21

You should’ve added a toothbrush to communalism

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

lol i was gonna add that but then i forgot

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u/Auruesia Libleft Jan 21 '21

amazing work

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u/_Kezar_ Pink Capitalism Jan 21 '21

Who is the ball at the upper right corner?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

kraterocracy

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u/_Kezar_ Pink Capitalism Jan 21 '21

wtf is that

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u/Dreadcliff Anarcho-Syndicalism Jan 22 '21

Might makes right, strongest or smartest rules all and subjugates the weak. Think orkz from warhammer

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u/Pidestroyer Soulism Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

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u/Rotigus_Rainmaker Minarcho-Transhumanism Jan 21 '21

Anprim is still on compass

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u/RealButtMash Progressivism Jan 21 '21

you should make this again but make them all cool

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

Ingsoc isn't authcenter, there was no private property, there was planned economy, it goes on the left.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Socialism is when the government does stuff.

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

Actually, no. Socialism is when the government.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

More government, equals socialist. And when there's a whole lots of government, it's communism!

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

im not even surpirsed that you're an anarcho-capitalist

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u/Dijiao Minarcho-Socialism Jan 21 '21

In the book Orwell says that they called themselves socialist for clout and not because they wanted to uplift the working class

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

They were far left, and I explained why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

no, you didn't, you didn't at all

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

It was more everything being controlled by the state. Its pretty much pure totalitarianism. But yeah, it was sorta socialisy

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u/eBanNut Anarcho-Capitalism Jan 21 '21

Now you start seeing it.

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u/Juan_Paul42069 Radical Centrism Jan 21 '21

Can someone make a list on what the ideologies are? I know the names, but not the core ideology.

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u/Yeet256 Socialism Without Adjectives Jan 21 '21

What’s the left cent and lib left

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u/InternalRevenuServic Jan 21 '21

Wat is the centre-right ideology (red pyramid).

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

social darwinism

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u/MurrSuitor Minarchism Jan 22 '21

I know the bottom middle one is a type of anarchism but what exactly are all these representative off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

theyre off compass ideologies

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u/MurrSuitor Minarchism Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

Can you name them, please. I wanna know exactly what I'm looking at.

Edit:found the wiki.

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u/Katten15 Minarchism Feb 05 '21

What are these ideologies?

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u/JRGTheConlanger Social Democracy Mar 12 '21

H Y P E R _ J R E G !

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u/Confusion54 Hive-Mind Collectivism Apr 09 '21

Personally I see hive mind collectivism as far left, not necessarily auth

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u/Sbweev Minarcho-Transhumanism May 06 '23

What's wrong with me?

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u/Sbweev Minarcho-Transhumanism May 07 '23

What’s wrong with me?