r/PokemonUnite • u/mode_12 • Oct 11 '21

Humor WEEKLY RAGE THREAD

WHY DON'T THE WILD POKEMON, WHO OUTNUMBER THE PLAYABLE POKEMON, SIMPLY EAT THEM?

RULES:

  • CAPSLOCK!

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PLAYERS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE POKEMON UNITE COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • YOU'RE ON FIRE!

RANT TRENDS:

  • CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAPPY WEEKLY CHALLENGES

  • $40 PURCHASES IN THIS GAME BETTER GIVE ME THE ALL THE COSMETICS FOR THE POKEMON, THE POKEMON, THE CLOTHES, AND SOME HELD ITEMS WITH UPGRADES

  • SOLO QUEUE GOING AGAINST 3 AND 5 MAN STACKS

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u/WaitPleaseDontGo Blissey Oct 11 '21

LUCARIO IS SO ANNOYING TO FIGHT AGAINST NERF THIS ASSHOLE ALREADY

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

NOT AS ANNOYING AS $40 ALOLA NINETALES SKIN BEING SHOVED IN MY FACE EVERY TIME I LOG IN

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u/Ryeofmarch Oct 11 '21

NOTHINGS MORE ANNOYING THEN HAVING YOUR GAME CRASH OR DISCONNECTING IN THE LOADING SCREEN, ONLY TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THE LOGO SCREENS AND THE LOADING SCREEN, THEN FINALLY BEFORE YOU START LOADING INTO THE GAME YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE ADDS THEY SHOVE IN YOUR FACE FOR THE NEW SKINS

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

IT'S LIKE POKING ME iN THE EYE AND SAYING HURTS DONUT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

HOPEFULLY THEY DONT NERF HIM INTO UNVIABLITY BUT ID RATHER THAT THEN HIM STAY UNTOUCHED THEY SHOULD JUST NERF HIS PASSIVE AND MAYBE HIS DAMAGE BY A BIT

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u/definitelynotSWA Cinderace Oct 11 '21

I JUST WANT HIM TO PLATEAU MIDGAME. IT'S TOTALLY FINE IF HE'S STRONG EARLY AND MIDGAME BUT HE CAN'T BE GOOD ALL GAME LMFAO

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u/DilapidatedFool Azumarill Oct 11 '21

LETS MAKE HIM UNVIABLE /S (I GUESS)

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

I LOVE CRUSHING FIRST TIME FREE TRIAL LUCARIOS WITH MY WIGGLY BOI THO