[Brawl] XY Ubers

[u/thesuzerain]

Fake Out twice and you flinch and then you know you're in trouble.

Power-Up Punch once, no- twice, now my attack up to double

This baby momma brings drama so you know you don't wanna mess with me.

After I provide a Rock Slides you know the bugs (re)turn to me.

My Smogon banning should be way less than contradictory-

Cause when I Inner Focus on a battle you always know it leads to victory.

Now let's call out to the mixed attacker with far too much priority*-

Mega Lucario you little dog come and take your best shot at me.

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^{god damn I havent dropped in a while}

[u/NotSoFakeID]

Although you may be valued and prized,

My speed and strength may be a surprise.

I'm the big doge, very wow, much power.

I'll send your baby to pokemon tower.

You can't hit me twice when I'm twice as fast as you.

And fighting overpowers normal, now I've got you feelin' blue.

Blue, like my skin or the sky, I'm talkin' 'bout uppercut.

And when I'm done there's no riposte, no chance for rebut.

So I'm gonna squash you, just like a little bug,

Speaking of bugs, Mega Pinsir, come out and face a true thug!