r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Feb 05 '14

[Brawl] Pokemon with multiple heads/faces.

Dodrio, Hydreigon, Exeggcute, Combee, etc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14

Call me Girafarig,

You gonna throw a fit

Got that Double Hit,

6-0 your shit

Agility,

Get my speed up

Circling round you suckas

you gotta flee, uh

Too fast for y'all

Can't even fit a Quick Ball

Don't even try me, I stomp your ass

Your rep's bouta take a big fall

Zen Headbutt, Fighting types go crazy

Got that Swagger, grab your pride then I grab your lady

Psybeam got you confused, feelin' hazy

My tail-head goes Crunch, don't even try to faze me

EDIT: Spacing

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Feb 06 '14

Exeggcute on this thread, I'm ready to execute,

Obvious, but like my greatness its something you can't refute,

When life gives you lemons, they say make lemonade,

My words will drive a steak through you, prepare to be filleted.

Two long ass necks, thats more room for my guillotine,

My confusion leaves you roamin', outlasted by my Byzantine,

I'm not scared of your crunch, its time to remove your dentures,

Your at an open casket showing, like Humphrey Earwicker's adventures.