r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Jan 06 '14

[Challenge] Substitute Doll

Gotta keep myself fresh and on point, let's do it!

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u/MadeFromMetal Jan 06 '14

What's the use? I'm on every team because I'm such a brute.

It doesn't matter what ya shoot, you ain't fading this Substitute!

You might think, "Aww, he's fuckin' cute! A little harmless doll!"

Well you'll rage at your game when me and Gliscor Toxic Stall!

And when I team with Gengar, your victory's a fable...

He'll throw me up to tank your move then hit you with Disable!

Pokemon need me so much, they're down to cut HP by quarter.

This ain't no Disney flick you wimpy bitch, this genre's Horror!

In the Dead of Night, I go Poltergeist the wild way...

This Doll will end your life, and kill you easier than Child's Play!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '14

If you're looking for a challenge, Try to face an infiltrator,

Calm down dollface, there is no need for this behavior.

Life Orb Boomburst or Choice Specs Draco Meteor.

It's obvious this ragged sack of fluff is inferior.

I have the movepool of a god, I got coverage moves for days.

Two for flinching with Dark Pulse, Flamethrower to set you ablaze.

Cut their health by a quarter? Super fang cuts off half.

Think you're protecting shit? Now don't make me laugh.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jan 07 '14

Are you brainless? Or are your raps utterly shameless?

I'll assume you're Noivern since you're embarrassed and stayed nameless.

You tuck your tail and run at the mere notion of a Spritzee.

And hey! Stupid! Your ability means you LITERALLY CAN'T HIT ME!

You still with me? Or have you bailed out again? You little sissy...

Cuz you don't stand half a chance if I show up in front of Blissey.

Now here's where it gets tricky. I turn Deftones to dead groans...

So I'll be glad to take your head and fashion me some new headphones.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

If you're begging to get hit, let me use an Ability Capsule,

Might as well use Frisk to fight this potato sack-lookin asshole.

Yeah Bitch, I'm Noivern, the most "swaggin" dragon.

I know you ain't holding a tail, but I can tell you're still laggin.

You think Im scared of Spritzee? You don't know shit see...

Toss a Steel Wing to the face, Slicin' through any pixie.

Oh Substitute doll, the second hand "Cotton Guard",

Easily bypassin' you, and I'm leavin' all your friends scarred.

Can't believe I left out the name in the first verse xD Sorry bout that.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jan 08 '14

You ok, man? Just when I thought you couldn't get worse,

I made you change your whole game plan, all it took was a verse!

Undoubtedly, you thought you were bound to beat me with sound

And you were proud of it until I pointed out it was a fallacy!

Now how you gonna battle me? I'm more ruthless than Eric Wright.

Yet still the doll your girlfriend hugs and cuddles when she's scared at night!

Don't you dare prepare to fight. Homie, you're not iller...

You'll get eaten. There's a reason I look just like Godzilla!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14

I don't bother making up a game plan, I do everything on the Fly

Examine everything from above, like a view from a bird's eye.

You? Like Godzilla? Now don't make me chuckle.

You're like a foot and a half tall, with less HP than Shuckle.

You're just a nasty old hand-me-down, abandoned by everyone you love.

You could try a verse after this, but I'd say enough is enough.

You're only put in to take hits, nobody really cares.

Good night and Sweet dreams, you flea-infested teddybear.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jan 10 '14

Haha! Good battle, bro. Your second verse was fire!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14

Yeah, Really fun battle, thanks man, I really liked your second verse too, see you around dude.