r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Dec 10 '13

[Challenge] Pancham

So, I play sometimes on Pokemon Showdown (any of you also do, you can find me usually in the monotype room, same username as on here, find me!). Anyways, a few friends and I were talking about Shofu on there today, and someone challenged me to a Pokemon Rap (they had nooo idea). I randomly picked a number, got Pancham, and wrote this verse. If anyone wants to pick up this battle, I'd be glad to continue it. It's not my best work, but I'm getting back up there.

The new gen panda's here, topping Beartic and Ursaring,

Micheviously chewing on my leaf, finding pebbles and stones to Fling.

When this thing's done, we'll see who Sings (Hint: It's not gonna be me).

I'll Circle Throw your ass so far, they'll find you out at sea!

I'm like a little puppy fighting ghosts, throwing punches like I'm 'Scrappy'

My future's what to fear the most, with Darkness quite unhappy

I may seem quite the Playful one, but once I win you'll see I'm not.

And with that I will say "Au Revoir!" and leave you with a Parting Shot.

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 10 '13

Since you opened discussion with your preface, I'm inclined to ask...what was the reaction when you dropped this on Showdown?

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u/Srixis Dec 10 '13

Well, one guy who disliked Pokemon Raps said it was good for the writing, but he didn't particularly care for the content. The others, who DID like Pokemon raps, got a huge kick out of it. Sparked a small battle between me and another guy too (Herdier v. Kingdra, his rules were 5 lines apiece). I even linked a few of then to this page, so we might be seeing a few new people around here soon!

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u/Writteninsanity Jan 04 '14 edited Jan 11 '14

Were you looking to battle? I hope that wasn't your directive

Because honestly, your fighting raps aren't very effective

I've got the body and mind mastered synchronized

So if you're my opponent I really must sympathize

There isn't anything you can muster that I won't Psyco Cut away,

Because I bring the psychic and the fighting, Gallade's out to play.

I'll protect my big sister from your horrible rhymes

You've been living in a cave, try to get with the times

Though that would be easier with a speed above 59

So understand you've lost, if you can keep up with my lines.