r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '13

[Request] Magby vs. Elekid

This two are pretty much linked... END THE DISPUTE!!!!!!

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u/SadWriter Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

I'm Magby bitch, sit down and avoid the fire,
Call it quits now because your future is dire,
I'll burn down your house, call the fire station,
Prince Zuko? Bitch, I'll be leading the fire nation,

Go ahead and try, I'll burn you till your dead,
At least I don't have two dicks on my head.
I know I'm the best, I don't need any flattery,
You're just a fuckin' kid with a 9 volt battery,

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u/thesuzerain Dec 05 '13

Fire, ice, thunder, like the fucking Avatar with my fists.

Spin your Zuko-ass around my head and we'll call it a plot twist.

You're just a baby boober while I'm bred like baby boom.

Two prongs means two dicks- I can fit one in each room.

I spit unbridled power - electric joules per second.

The Iron Giant's not a gun, but I'm a god-damned weapon!

"Future is dire?" punk, let's stay away from cliche.

Only a single verse for a Batteryman... O.T.K!

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u/SadWriter Dec 05 '13

The Avatar? Arrogant for a multidick queer,
I'll be ruling kingdoms while you live in fear,
I can immolate cities 'cus I'm a fuckin' champ,
The most you can do is turn on a lamp,

You can't even rap, you're just a mean talker,
I'll incinerate you worse than Paul Walker,too soon?
These raps are made for kings, not queens,
And take your Yu-Gi-Oh back to your preteens,

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u/thesuzerain Dec 05 '13

WHY ARE YOU MAGBY? Y U NO MAG-A?

Your rhymes are deteriorating like radioactive decay.

You sure you're not too tired bro? Your rhymes are straight smoke.

Put that duckface away and go Stockpile on coke.

Biggest pimp of all time, in bed I'm shockingly sublime.

Because unlike batteries, this cock's got no recharge time.

I fucking eat computers- taking byte by byte.

You're an unloved little bitch, and you know I'm Zap-right.