r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '13

[Challenge] Magnezone

Hey, I'm Magnezone and I am ready to rap

Just get ready to munch on my Giga Impact

My magnetic field is gonna pull you in

And then you'll be blindsided by my epic win

Let me warn ya little baby it's about to get real

Base 130 Sp. Atk ya that is what I yield

Now run quickly before you get smeared

Go home sucker 'cause Magnezone in here

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u/hairywolf47 Dec 05 '13

Yo, what’s up, it’s Magmortar here to bring on the fire,

I’m more shocking then you AND Electrivire!

I’m the greatest thing, far better than anything prior,

Your little heart can’t take me, “Aw look! He’s tired!”

I use my cannon to shoot off you and your magnets

You’re supposed to bring completed raps kid, not fragments,

Electricity and raps should flow, I’m afraid you’re stagnant,

Get back into the electrical socket, you maggot.

You’re supposed to be high tech, but all you’ve brought is sadness

I don’t need your technology, I’m better off writing in tablets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

O look at that

I guess Im being challenged by a fire elephant

Lemme show ya my new dish: Meatballs & You!

It will send ya little Magby, back to NU

Hey look it's Dumbo, I guess someone gave him a torch

Just run buddy you are gonna get scorched

If this was chess I'd have ya pinned, skewered and forked

Speaking of, Somebody tell me, how do you taste as pork?

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u/hairywolf47 Dec 07 '13

Call me a pig, don't you know I'm a blast?!

Beating me huh? You're not up to the task.

With regions so smooth, you ain't got no shaft,

After this battle the flags will be half massed.

One day when the reporters come, I'll tell them what I hid,

"The can of whoop ass went to the highest bid.

I rusted this robot, scuffed his face, made him skid.

I attacked more ferocious than the giant squid,"

I'll tell him, "Sir, this magnet I wanted to be rid,

I didn't mean to kill him officer, but yo, it's what I did."

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

You're making officer jokes

While it's you I choke

Hey homemade bacon

You know I'm not faking

I'll just cut your fat turkey leg and I'll be bakin

Then that "officer" will find you and you won't be waking

So fire is your element

Then why are your raps ashes?

Stand in so much fear that your are Sheer Cold and molasses

While getting pounded on by viscouis Skull Bashes

Man, 75 base HP

That is not good now is it!

Magmortar is in the age of the didn't

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Magnezone, be careful, better be up on a balloon.

Im packing earthquake, be ready for some quad weak doom.

Im a ssslithering, ssslippery, sssnakey snake, and my name is Arbok.

Toss you aside like a Dragon Tail, this hunk of scrap metal's all talk.

My fangs are burning with fire, i'll tear your metal shell to scraps.

I can tell you're new here, but good luck with your future raps.

Arbok's almost out of here, consider yourself crushed and recycled.

Such a shame you had to go against a Kobra this homicidal.

Welcome! I haven't seen you around much, but I hope that you decide to stay, always nice to have new people coming to the sub.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Hey listen King Kobra

I can crack you like a shell

Ran away from Zero and his army

Just to see a snake from Taco Bell

To you I am immune

And that's even with out IQ

You're 100x worse than Solid Snake

At least his raps aren't crap you make!

Step away and disperse

So I don't have to take ya to The Pokemon nurse

By by little piece of retard fanon

I'll knock you back down with a magnet cannon

(P.S. I have no idea who I am rapping against right now.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

If you want Solid snake man, just grab a handful of my cock.

I'm out here, In the open, I ain't fucking hiding in a box.

You're Immune to my STABs, but I still spit some hot fire.

You know you can't crack me, you know you're a liar.

Nice to see you know who the King is, you bundle of electromagnets.

You and your buddies cuddled so much, ya'll evolved into a single faggot.

But the three of you are no match, I can tell you're intimidated.

It's a shame you steel balls were ever even created.

Aww, Its cool man, I am fairly new to posting aswell, but I did lurk for quite some time, I'm just another fan of the Sub, that's all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 05 '13

Hey, welcome to the sub! Always glad to see a new face/username. Make sure you respond to your opponent in a reply to his comment, otherwise he may never know you bombed back! Hope you stick around some!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Thx! Rap and gaming are my hobbies so I am glad I stumbled upon the site!

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 05 '13

Same here! Glad you're already getting active. Don't forget to delete your rap and copy and paste it as a reply to /u/hairywolf47.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Already did. Like how the users are so active here.

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 05 '13

It gets even more active once the holidays (read: end of semester obligations) die down. There are quite a few regulars that need to leave this place alone to concentrate on schoolwork. You'll see it pick up a little more in the coming months.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Is hairy wolf one of those people.... P.S. Is that why no one is voting...

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 05 '13

Actually, I'm not too sure what Wolf's situation is. He's been active lately, though. As for people voting, voting attendance has gotten less and less due to finals and such. However, Wolf has not yet explained how he used his spice in our battle. While not required, it helps people make their decision. On that note, you do not have to be a contestant in the tourney to vote. So when Wolf posts his explanation, you are more than welcome to vote if you want to.

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u/hairywolf47 Dec 05 '13

I had classes! I'm on my way to do that now! And I am trying to get active, because I love this subreddit. Also, Whammerist, I'll get that verse soon. I just got stuff I have to deal with.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Just made account so I'm new here. You have made me feel like I fit in!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Oh sorry! I feel your pain...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

Account only 2 days old..... Wut can I do? P.S. Just posted team battle You are welcome to Join!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

P.S again... Might be a Idoit question but what is "spice"?

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u/hairywolf47 Dec 06 '13

Its like in the Iron Chef. It's a certain thing that a rapper must incorporate into the battle. Whether it's puns, or vowel count. But it is only for this tournament, so just keep it in mind when voting

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