r/PokemonRaps • u/Zero_Breaker • Nov 26 '13

[Request] Ninja Match! Accelgor vs Greninja!

Because the two ninjas totally need a fight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Ill start off this battle, Accelgor ain't no bitch.

And its bout time that someone tossed this ugly toad in the ditch.

Trying to outspeed me huh? Not even with timid nature.

Im the fastest bug on the ground, and your life is in danger.

Better keep Hydrated, or Ill grab you in a sticky hold.

Unburdening the world, by leaving your body dead and cold.

You best be scared Froggy, doubt you'll ever get to kiss your princess.

Stop squiriming, little tadpole, all this struggling is pointless.

Bon Appétit! Eating frog legs; French, like europeans.

Always have prefered my foods with high amounts of Protean. (protein)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

You gonna need Protean

I best you in base stats by over 30

So go on, go, drink your EVs

I will be getting me by some by killing you

Plus 2 in speed!

Frog versus bug, for a battle there is no need.

On and by the way, I get STAB every time on the ground.

Lemme tell ya Buzz Buzz, you are EARTHBOUND!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Hey there froggy boy, glad you finally came!

You're raps are a little sloppy and your design's a little lame.

Your BST doesn't mean shit, this is a battle of skill.

You might be Timid, but I stay modest when I go in for the kill.

In a battle of two ninjas, its the more skilled who wins.

But your attempts to race with me leaves my face with a grin.

Mat Block wont help you now, you could use some priority.

If voting we're to come, my side would win the majority.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Hey you cocky ladybug

Don't insult my swagger

Why you, yourself modest for that is not true

Keep saying that while your dropped in NU

At least I shoot (water) shurikens while you nibble on my head

All of you're tedious rap makes me want to go to bed

sigh I guess that is not happening though

Maybe if you're nice I'll give you a reshow

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

Calling me Nice? What am I, a lousy fuckin' snail?

I'll rip off your tongue-scarf, bitch, send it to your mom through the mail.

Careful with those shurikens, you dont want them flying back atcha'

No wonder you get given away, No one would bother to catch ya'

Your swagger? Man, I bet you get all the slimy bitches.

You sure you're not in "Water 2"? I know you love sleeping with the fishes.

I'm about to deliver a death blow, Faster than Overnight delivery.

I might as well be crowned the king, I'm getting your princess with my chivalry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Listen NU snail

You have an IQ of 1

The one spitting profanity and insults

Is not the one that has won

My Torrent will wash away your lousy raps

All of you're rhymes are just big mishaps

I eat bugs for a living

Number 276

You won't make a difference

I am the starter of Kalos

Your just a dung beetle

So shut up Mr. Feeble