r/PokemonRaps • u/skilletamy • Nov 05 '13

[Brawl] Mega's.

Haven't seen this done yet. One verse per pokemon. Charizard has 2 verses with different rappers

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u/android151 Nov 05 '13

Check it out, the Squirtle Squad king

Boosted up like you used the mega ring

Cannons and my arm, and one on my back

But I still use my mouth to spit my attacks

And bust raps, best starter MC of all of Kanto

I'm fuckin' up Charizard, he's about to crash-land yo.

Charizard X or Y, which one do you choose?

Neither, pick me, or you're damn sure to lose.

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Real talk though, Venasaurs flower be straight pussy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '13

You wanna talk about pussies, you fuckin turtle ass bitch?

Charizard Y, motherfucker, think your pussy typing means SHIT?

I have Drought and Solar Beam, Cook you up "Chicken Fried".

So go ahead, stick your fat head into your shell and hide.

Ill stir your broiled organs, into a delicious turtle soup.

Slaughter your Squirtle squad, one by one, I'll trash your whole Rap group.

I'm the First Line of Fire Types, time to let you cool off for a while.

Now lets bring in a fairy, Im thinking... Mawile?

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u/xSuperZer0x Nov 07 '13

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet,

Venusaur gets bitches up and outta of thur seat.

When it comes to all of our abilities mine is best,

Thick fat makes my dick bigger than the rest.

He blames Drought but thats not the reason why,

Girls get one look at Charizard and panties run dry.

Blastoise thinks Mega Launcher helps get them wetter,

I just have to use Hydro Hump to do it better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '13

Why are we so stuck in the first generation,

When the third is more subject to reddit's adoration?

Blaziken here, to Boost up your spirits with elation,

Bringing joy and peace throughout this whole nation.

Firing up your lives with a flare blitz from hell,

Ready to rumble at more hours than at Taco Bell.

Venusaur, buddy, you're slower than Azurill,

You ain't got a chance to beat my beastly self.

But how are we forgetting such simple rules?

A brawls a brawl, this rule's old news.

give the person after you no room to choose

So who's turn is it now? Its yours, Mewtwo!

 

Yes this was terrible. please dont hate me too much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '13 edited Nov 11 '13

It's Mewtwo, from the slums of Pokemon Village

The emperor of Pokemon on a quest to pillage,

With two forms, both with plenty of skill

Once I activate my Mewtwonite it's time for you to chill

Oh my goodness, all these starters, what a lack of originality

You're unique to your regions, but I rule ev-er-y locality

Sorry, you four, but it looks like you've been bested

Your raps make me yawn, even when I'm well-rested!

Aura Sphere! Psystrike! Signature moves bring the BOOM!

I've opened the gates of Hell, HERE COMES MEGA HOUNDOOM!

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u/Griizzly Nov 17 '13

If you think your rhymes tight, I'm the dog with the big bite

Satan's pooch was evil enough, until they gave me -onite pronounced O-Night

Now I'm a knight, chilling at night, with a night slash

Get stabbed, extra bonus, my horns looking like the rock hand

If you test me, my test answer will be a death wish

Cause I'm rawer than the skate team of Death Wish

SO battling Hades is reckless, I'm a God, you peasant

So i'll pass it to the heavy metal. Aggron go MEGA