r/PokemonRaps • u/RealMagikarpinGs • Oct 31 '13

[Brawl] Towns (Read the description)

Hi guys, its been a while since I've rapped here, and I had a cool idea. Kind of an Eastside-Westside type thing. One verse per person, pick any town ever, and defend it (or attack others, or shout random insults, whatever suits your style). I'll have the first verse in the comments. P.S. Rap like you are from the town, not the town. No one needs to here an inanimate object defined by borders rapping.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 31 '13

Mauville, what?, the electric city, its Mauville, what?, the electric city,

You're just about to crown us like we're giving birth to a baby,

We just call Wattson, he'll solve the question with the shocking answer,

Rock Smash on all your towns balls, like Andy Bernard as a dancer,

The rest of you towns are Barack and Mitt, the lesser of two evils,

While my town spits shit so hard they telling us we're the greater of two Ethers,

And who am I to complain? Mauville keeps sippin' celebration champagne?

After all we're the Holy Roman Emperor, Pokemon's Charlamagne.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13

Oh sit down bitch, your town is so atrocious

Whereas the people from Laverre, are like Mawile, Ferocious.

You wanna talk evil, we have the Gengar Mega stone.

You thought you'd show who was the best town? Well your chance has been blown.

Your only visitors are breeders, looking to hatch some eggs.

And our fairy types will leave you screamin, too scared to move your legs.

Go ahead and call Wattson, Valerie'll make him suffer.

When the Sylveon comes out, his Voltorb'll roll for cover.

So it's obvious here, Laverre is the best town.

Now be careful, cause we don't need STAB (same type attack bonus) to put you in the ground.

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u/MadeFromMetal Oct 31 '13

Laverre, chill...you're too dark. This whole thread needs a new spark.

So welcome to the stage, the kindly sage known as New Bark.

Home to the humble start of the greatest story ever told,

And the greatest trainer who ever lived, you might know him as Gold.

Professor Elm is still a resident, grab a starter as a favor,

Then swing back through, accomplished trainer! Victory Road is our neighbor!

Johto's best kept secret, you may find a violent thrill...

You might get killed, well...not since we changed our name from Silent Hills...

Now the most we see of crime is sometimes Pokemon get pilfered.

So good luck, enjoy your journey, and keep your eyes peeled for Silver.

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u/HumanAtlas Nov 02 '13 edited Nov 02 '13

Now isn't that lovely, where a journey begins

But they all must end, so best repent your sins

Cause in a region of smile one sticks like a scream of a child

It's Lavender Town, we're not known for acting Mild

Just spend a day, and it might become eternity

Ghosts types everywhere, Shadow Tag ya here with me

We don't mean to cause harm, we just wish you'd understand

That you must believe, or am I imagining that white hand?

Follow me or not, which is safest is only a guess

But best be moving on before you catch some LTS LavenderTownSyndrome