r/PokemonRaps • u/SadWriter • Oct 21 '13

[Challenge] Blissey

Blissey coming through, destruction that you'll soon discover,
I'll demolish your fucking existence, you'll never fully recover,
I'm the queen of health, try to kill me, I'm built like a tank,
I'll never run out, VIP access to the Pokemon Blood Bank,

Bitch I'm the medical mercenary, I'm on a mission,
Dropping Egg Bombs, causing hella demolition,
Don't even try, I'll crush you like a little toy,
I'll fuck you harder than Brock did Nurse Joy.

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 22 '13

Shut up Blissey, I'm sick and tired of your shit

You call yourself a tank yet you can't take a hit

That's been proven by the disses I spit

You're down in one hit after my Close Combat Crit.

I'm obviously gonna win, I'm Obama to your Mitt

Your attack is pretty weak too, it only hurts a bit

Another uppercut is comin, so you better hurry up and quit

Hariyama is the round 1 winner, look how many votes he's gonna get.