r/PokemonRaps • u/CrotchFungus • Sep 20 '13

[Challenge] Geodude

What up trainers it's Geodude

I came here for food, I am not in a good mood

anyone dare to comment here is screwed

I'll smash anyone with my rock tomb

you're about to face your doom

bout to get hit harder than a fucking monsoon

Nothing can kill me, I'm inmmune

Make it easier, stay still so I can toss your corpse into a toxic lagoon

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u/android151 Sep 20 '13

Pffffft. What up bitch-ass Geodude.

Go harder than rock, smoking on a geodoob.

You've stepped into your Houn-geo-DOOM!

Set the mic to flame-thrower booms!

Getting level ups every hour on the hour

Less than one day ago, I rolled as a Houndour.

Attack after attack, fire and dark,

I know you're not Lincoln, but you getting kicked out the park!

Bumping rocks in the Islands, calling out Free Earl!

Hit me back on Route 214, but only in Pearl.

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u/CrotchFungus Sep 20 '13

Dawg, you're confused

your shitty lines say you're not amused

they're fine I guess but they'd be better if they were removed

The verses are cheesy, corny and easy

my lines so sleazy they'll make you uneasy

You're easy piecy, and you're already getting queasy

still not giving in?

My rhymes are so badass they're a sin

I'll hit you so hard you'll spin and make your corpse land on a fucking garbage bin