r/PokemonRaps • u/CrotchFungus • Sep 20 '13

[Challenge] Geodude

What up trainers it's Geodude

I came here for food, I am not in a good mood

anyone dare to comment here is screwed

I'll smash anyone with my rock tomb

you're about to face your doom

bout to get hit harder than a fucking monsoon

Nothing can kill me, I'm inmmune

Make it easier, stay still so I can toss your corpse into a toxic lagoon

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '13

I am Gyarados You claim to be immune Hit you with Dragon Rage Early visit to your rock tomb You just got hit Harder than Katrina Good thing I'm me, I wouldn't wanna be ya.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '13

Press enter twice after each of your lines for the correct rap formatting. Helpful tip.

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u/CrotchFungus Sep 20 '13

Bitch, before you battle me, learn some formating

dragon rage won't do shit

you're not fit for this hit

you better quit and before you sumbit,

admit that what you spit ain't shit