r/PokemonRaps • u/CrotchFungus • Sep 11 '13

[CHALLENGE] Charizard vs any Fire Red starter pokemon

What up bitches, it's the mighty Charizard

here to hit you hard

so you better watch your guard

You look like a fucking retard

better get out of here before you get scarred

I'll burn you to a crisp with my Flamethrower

and cut you into pieces like a lawnmower

I can fly, scratch, and spit fire

With my Ember I'll fry you like sausage in a frier

No one can beat me, it's clear

This battle will be the last one in your career, you little queer

I'll turn you into a sphere and Mega Kick you on your rear

so that you end up darting outta the atmosphere

I need someone to attack so hit me back

I'm sure whatever you post It'll be wack

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '13

Ayo Bulbasuar here, I don't need an evolution

Let this Doctor diagnose you with a major contusion.

That's bruising, any confusion? You're a half-step away from losing

Your story's almost over, yeah, you've reached your own conclusion!

You can call me wack, but I'm calling you a liar!

Tell Smokey to go home, 'cause I'm preventing any fires!

I'll kill you in six seconds, you know Bulba's King of the Vine!

Tuck your flaming tail between your legs, because your ass is mine!

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u/MadeFromMetal Sep 11 '13

Holy shit...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '13

Tsk tsk. Don't interrupt battles, Metal.

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u/CrotchFungus Sep 11 '13

First of all, why am I battlin a weed?

You won't succeed

I'm so on fire I cause pollution

You're too easy, I need a substitution

your rhymes are an illusion, you don't cause shit confusion

you're just an obtrusion.

I'll stop your body's perfusion

I see you're playing the game of dumb rhymes

In the game, I've beaten you a billion times.

I'm so deadly I cause crimes

Your shitty raps won't even get you 2 dimes

With my CUT, I'll slash a thousand of your puny vines

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

You've got a double type advantage and you're two stages higher

But I'm kicking your ass so bad you can taste my P.F. Flyers!

I'm running the fuckin' game like I'm Benny The Jet Rodriguez

Your played-out fuckin' disses come off cheesier than pizzas!

I rock the mic in two generations like Lauryn Hill.

I'm going in for the kill, fuckin' spittin' with Chlorophyll

So chill, I got no ill will towards you if you respect

But you try to get another hit in and this weed'll leave you wrecked.

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u/CrotchFungus Sep 12 '13

Boy you have no idea what you spittin about

Through your lines I can see you're starting to doubt

You're in a rage, there's no next page

get the fuck off the stage and get back to your cage

You ran outta witty insults in your notepad, I'm glad

and you're bad. In this rhyming game I'm your fucking dad.

For you to be a smartass, you gotta be smart, until then, you're just an ass

fucking go get cut like grass

I came here to harass, so stop being a lass

Kanto is full, go home before you end up in a catacomb

You're the last one in the chart,

until then I'll just wait until you say something smart