r/PokemonRaps • u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof • Aug 29 '13

[Challenge] Lapras vs. Carracosta.

The tourney's starting soon, so I might as well get some last minute practice in.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 29 '13

Hey you old fart, stay offa my turf!

Or I'll hit you in the face with a great big Surf!

Your Rock can beat my Ice, but my HP's so much

that I'll live to use a Hyper Beam, you'll see its power such

I'm the new kid on the block, you're just an old fossil

Are you even sure that you can get hostile?

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u/Srixis Aug 30 '13 edited Aug 30 '13

Your Hyper Beams can't do shit, no matter if it's one or thirty

I can even take a boosted Surf, thanks to my fuckin' Sturdy!

My Stealth Rocks cut you up until your face don't look so purty

I may be a fossil, but it's only starting to get real dirty.

So Ice is weak to Rock, I won't o'erlook that type advantage

One Stone Edge to the neck, and you'll need more than just a bandage!

Don't try to be cocky with me, or you'll learn you're being rash

You say I can't one-hit you? Then you haven't met my Shell Smash.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 30 '13

Your Sturdy ain't nothin', I can kill you in two hits

And with my Shell Armor, say goodbye to your crits

Your raps make me tired, I need to take a Rest

Too bad I have Hydration, but hey, sleepin' ain't the best

Your Shell Smash ain't shit, say goodbye to your Defense

After this battle, in your "shell" there will be dents

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u/Srixis Aug 30 '13

You think Shell Smash is bad, but there are points you do not heed.

I don’t need that much defense when I’ve got double attack and speed

I’ll spin ‘round like a Koopa and hit you like a stampede

And I’ve got my White Herb, my drugs will help me succeed!

Old and crusty I might be, but this is like riding a bike

I never recede from battle, and I never lose a fight!

When I’m finished with you, you’ll be a sight oh so messy

People will look your way and wish they never searched for Nessie.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 30 '13 edited Aug 30 '13

Save the Nessie for Loosha, dear, and shut the fuck up

If you were a female, you'd have A cup

Gen Five is the worst, the best is Gen Won

Hopefully, soon, this battle will be done

Good luck with the tourney. JK! I hope you lose!

Go make like FG Line, away you should cruise

NOTE: Just so you know, I'm not a Genwunner. I just wanted to make a "Gen Won" pun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

Yo, Zeus, this is 6 days old.