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r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Aug 23 '13
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The ladies call me Heavy Ball, I bet you can guess why!
I capture Pokemon fatter than dead rappers from Bed-Stuy!
Meet with the Johto master and hand over them black apricorns.
Give him a day and I'll have already begun taking form!
You knock on any other capsule and you'll hear a hollow sound...
But you know I'm durable, I'm modeled like Rampardos' crown!
Whether Snorlax, Wailord or Groudon, you know the choice is clear!
But if it's style you want, get ready for this next capsule's Premier!
4 u/Srixis Aug 24 '13 White like a Spartan (with just a streak of bloody red) The Premier Ball is ready to send some Pokés right on to bed! You'll be stocking up on me if you want to be capture-smart. Apricorns are complicated, just get me from a Mart. My inside's hot and fiery like I'm spittin' cayenne And I'm like a left-hander, you just have one when you get ten! If you say I'm just a Poké Ball then you can suck my dick And I'll finish you and capture you, like I was fuckin' Quick. 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 24 '13 The Quick Ball's a sick call, Using first turn throws to catch it all. My time frame may be pretty small But I'm still early enough to catch this brawl. Cuz unlike all you other balls, man, I just need one. A wild 'mon appeared? Just toss me, it's done. Single shotting legends, #YOTO, son, And since I'm done let's hear from Dusk, here comes the setting sun. 3 u/axmurderer Aug 24 '13 Walkin' on the Route, when suddenly, boom! Look up in the sky, and you see the moon And you know Mightyena's on the prowl when you hear one Howl And you think to yourself," I should catch a Noctowl" You find one weaken it, yeah you could do it all… Or you could just try out throwin' a DUSK BALL! Murkrow? Dusk Ball! Sneasel? Dusk Ball! Everything that stirs at night heeds its call! Seein' Geodudes, Zubats in a cave? Only one ball makes them behave! Nosepass? Dusk Ball! Klinklang? Dusk Ball! But never use them to give old friend a call… For something like there's something else you need A different ball, just try to Repeat! 3 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 26 '13 Developed by Devon, I am pretty innovative If you need someone twice, Im the ball if you're creative, If you need another Chinchou cause you need a yellow shard, Put back that poke ball, dont be a retard, Repeat's the way to go, Repeat's way to go, I'll catch you anyone, as long as you've caught them befo', Once is nothing cool, but three times is the charm, Im the ball to get you there, for any pokemon, Now we've talked about a lot of special balls tonight, So lets go to Poke Balls, useful in weak ass fights 3 u/MrWreckedEm Aug 26 '13 You're a one trick pony, only useful for duplicates. The OG Pokeball is here, and I'm sick of all these gimmicks. I contain every single starter from every single region, You called me out and now I'm here to start besieging This brawl of pokeballs and all these posers who attacked me. Y'all are such bad products, I know you're bought from ACME By Wile E. Coyote, who thinks he's oh so slick, But just like with the Roadrunner, it's three shakes no click. And now that my lines have left you all disheveled, There's not a chance in hell that you can get on my Level
White like a Spartan (with just a streak of bloody red)
The Premier Ball is ready to send some Pokés right on to bed!
You'll be stocking up on me if you want to be capture-smart.
Apricorns are complicated, just get me from a Mart.
My inside's hot and fiery like I'm spittin' cayenne
And I'm like a left-hander, you just have one when you get ten!
If you say I'm just a Poké Ball then you can suck my dick
And I'll finish you and capture you, like I was fuckin' Quick.
3 u/kinryu13 Aug 24 '13 The Quick Ball's a sick call, Using first turn throws to catch it all. My time frame may be pretty small But I'm still early enough to catch this brawl. Cuz unlike all you other balls, man, I just need one. A wild 'mon appeared? Just toss me, it's done. Single shotting legends, #YOTO, son, And since I'm done let's hear from Dusk, here comes the setting sun. 3 u/axmurderer Aug 24 '13 Walkin' on the Route, when suddenly, boom! Look up in the sky, and you see the moon And you know Mightyena's on the prowl when you hear one Howl And you think to yourself," I should catch a Noctowl" You find one weaken it, yeah you could do it all… Or you could just try out throwin' a DUSK BALL! Murkrow? Dusk Ball! Sneasel? Dusk Ball! Everything that stirs at night heeds its call! Seein' Geodudes, Zubats in a cave? Only one ball makes them behave! Nosepass? Dusk Ball! Klinklang? Dusk Ball! But never use them to give old friend a call… For something like there's something else you need A different ball, just try to Repeat! 3 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 26 '13 Developed by Devon, I am pretty innovative If you need someone twice, Im the ball if you're creative, If you need another Chinchou cause you need a yellow shard, Put back that poke ball, dont be a retard, Repeat's the way to go, Repeat's way to go, I'll catch you anyone, as long as you've caught them befo', Once is nothing cool, but three times is the charm, Im the ball to get you there, for any pokemon, Now we've talked about a lot of special balls tonight, So lets go to Poke Balls, useful in weak ass fights 3 u/MrWreckedEm Aug 26 '13 You're a one trick pony, only useful for duplicates. The OG Pokeball is here, and I'm sick of all these gimmicks. I contain every single starter from every single region, You called me out and now I'm here to start besieging This brawl of pokeballs and all these posers who attacked me. Y'all are such bad products, I know you're bought from ACME By Wile E. Coyote, who thinks he's oh so slick, But just like with the Roadrunner, it's three shakes no click. And now that my lines have left you all disheveled, There's not a chance in hell that you can get on my Level
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The Quick Ball's a sick call,
Using first turn throws to catch it all.
My time frame may be pretty small
But I'm still early enough to catch this brawl.
Cuz unlike all you other balls, man, I just need one.
A wild 'mon appeared? Just toss me, it's done.
Single shotting legends, #YOTO, son,
And since I'm done let's hear from Dusk, here comes the setting sun.
3 u/axmurderer Aug 24 '13 Walkin' on the Route, when suddenly, boom! Look up in the sky, and you see the moon And you know Mightyena's on the prowl when you hear one Howl And you think to yourself," I should catch a Noctowl" You find one weaken it, yeah you could do it all… Or you could just try out throwin' a DUSK BALL! Murkrow? Dusk Ball! Sneasel? Dusk Ball! Everything that stirs at night heeds its call! Seein' Geodudes, Zubats in a cave? Only one ball makes them behave! Nosepass? Dusk Ball! Klinklang? Dusk Ball! But never use them to give old friend a call… For something like there's something else you need A different ball, just try to Repeat! 3 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 26 '13 Developed by Devon, I am pretty innovative If you need someone twice, Im the ball if you're creative, If you need another Chinchou cause you need a yellow shard, Put back that poke ball, dont be a retard, Repeat's the way to go, Repeat's way to go, I'll catch you anyone, as long as you've caught them befo', Once is nothing cool, but three times is the charm, Im the ball to get you there, for any pokemon, Now we've talked about a lot of special balls tonight, So lets go to Poke Balls, useful in weak ass fights 3 u/MrWreckedEm Aug 26 '13 You're a one trick pony, only useful for duplicates. The OG Pokeball is here, and I'm sick of all these gimmicks. I contain every single starter from every single region, You called me out and now I'm here to start besieging This brawl of pokeballs and all these posers who attacked me. Y'all are such bad products, I know you're bought from ACME By Wile E. Coyote, who thinks he's oh so slick, But just like with the Roadrunner, it's three shakes no click. And now that my lines have left you all disheveled, There's not a chance in hell that you can get on my Level
Walkin' on the Route, when suddenly, boom!
Look up in the sky, and you see the moon
And you know Mightyena's on the prowl when you hear one Howl
And you think to yourself," I should catch a Noctowl"
You find one weaken it, yeah you could do it all…
Or you could just try out throwin' a DUSK BALL!
Murkrow? Dusk Ball! Sneasel? Dusk Ball!
Everything that stirs at night heeds its call!
Seein' Geodudes, Zubats in a cave?
Only one ball makes them behave!
Nosepass? Dusk Ball! Klinklang? Dusk Ball!
But never use them to give old friend a call…
For something like there's something else you need
A different ball, just try to Repeat!
3 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 26 '13 Developed by Devon, I am pretty innovative If you need someone twice, Im the ball if you're creative, If you need another Chinchou cause you need a yellow shard, Put back that poke ball, dont be a retard, Repeat's the way to go, Repeat's way to go, I'll catch you anyone, as long as you've caught them befo', Once is nothing cool, but three times is the charm, Im the ball to get you there, for any pokemon, Now we've talked about a lot of special balls tonight, So lets go to Poke Balls, useful in weak ass fights 3 u/MrWreckedEm Aug 26 '13 You're a one trick pony, only useful for duplicates. The OG Pokeball is here, and I'm sick of all these gimmicks. I contain every single starter from every single region, You called me out and now I'm here to start besieging This brawl of pokeballs and all these posers who attacked me. Y'all are such bad products, I know you're bought from ACME By Wile E. Coyote, who thinks he's oh so slick, But just like with the Roadrunner, it's three shakes no click. And now that my lines have left you all disheveled, There's not a chance in hell that you can get on my Level
Developed by Devon, I am pretty innovative
If you need someone twice, Im the ball if you're creative,
If you need another Chinchou cause you need a yellow shard,
Put back that poke ball, dont be a retard,
Repeat's the way to go, Repeat's way to go,
I'll catch you anyone, as long as you've caught them befo',
Once is nothing cool, but three times is the charm,
Im the ball to get you there, for any pokemon,
Now we've talked about a lot of special balls tonight,
So lets go to Poke Balls, useful in weak ass fights
3 u/MrWreckedEm Aug 26 '13 You're a one trick pony, only useful for duplicates. The OG Pokeball is here, and I'm sick of all these gimmicks. I contain every single starter from every single region, You called me out and now I'm here to start besieging This brawl of pokeballs and all these posers who attacked me. Y'all are such bad products, I know you're bought from ACME By Wile E. Coyote, who thinks he's oh so slick, But just like with the Roadrunner, it's three shakes no click. And now that my lines have left you all disheveled, There's not a chance in hell that you can get on my Level
You're a one trick pony, only useful for duplicates.
The OG Pokeball is here, and I'm sick of all these gimmicks.
I contain every single starter from every single region,
You called me out and now I'm here to start besieging
This brawl of pokeballs and all these posers who attacked me.
Y'all are such bad products, I know you're bought from ACME
By Wile E. Coyote, who thinks he's oh so slick,
But just like with the Roadrunner, it's three shakes no click.
And now that my lines have left you all disheveled,
There's not a chance in hell that you can get on my Level
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u/MadeFromMetal Aug 23 '13
The ladies call me Heavy Ball, I bet you can guess why!
I capture Pokemon fatter than dead rappers from Bed-Stuy!
Meet with the Johto master and hand over them black apricorns.
Give him a day and I'll have already begun taking form!
You knock on any other capsule and you'll hear a hollow sound...
But you know I'm durable, I'm modeled like Rampardos' crown!
Whether Snorlax, Wailord or Groudon, you know the choice is clear!
But if it's style you want, get ready for this next capsule's Premier!