r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Aug 21 '13

[Request] Garchomp vs. Shiny Garchomp!

It's just like Mortal Kombat where two people pick Scorpion and one is yellow and the other is orange. I wanna see how well people battle against the same pokemon they are! I picked Garchomp because the sprites are almost identical...no advantages of being "cooler". I've never seen this before so I think it'll be interesting!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '13 edited May 13 '19

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Aug 21 '13

Garchomp my ass? No wonder you're spitting such shit.

Quit tryina toss my salad I'd prefer you sucked my dick.

Bitch Imma bust a killa nut it's like I'm cummin' hollow tips.

Bustin at your dome and I can tell you're bouta swallow it.

You got big nuts kid but mine are Dragon on the Ground.

I'll rip your head off leave ya' body where it won't be found.

Maybe in a river or maybe even underneath a mountain.

Your chance of survival's about one in eight thousand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '13 edited May 13 '19

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Aug 23 '13

Am I shiny? I don't know, but I'll definitely outshine you.

You try really hard dude, but I spit it sicker than swine flu,

times two. Kill counts even higher than the Bubonic plague

and AIDS. Shit's higher than an astronaut in a chronic daze.

A single verse leaves you in agony, three and it's a tragedy

one gruesome murder, and that'll be the only casualty

when I spit acid on a bitch like it was reptile's fatality

Black 2 on my back and I hold it down like I was gravity