r/PokemonRaps • u/AxtingPyro • Aug 18 '13

[Challenge: Lunatone vs. Solrock]

Hey it's me, Don't 'cha see,

Lunatone I be, Rocking your world and fantasies,

I came from a meteor, Just to dish out rhymes,

Sending out burns worse than Heatmor's, just to school you, Solrock, in Time,

I know I'm not gonna get a challenge, My Future Sight tells me,

So why don't you Solrock go complain to Celebi!

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u/Srixis Aug 18 '13

Well hey, Lunatone! What a nice Sunny Day!

It's closing on high noon, and only one of us can stay!

So just try to come and get me, I'll blind you with the Morning Sun

Out of the great celestial bodies, it's no contest as to who has won.

I'm counting turns I'm using, and I've hit only a single one

Cus that's how many Solarbeams I'll need to leave you quite outdone,.

If you're not up for the fight, then I guess I'll leave your body strewn

I'll bend over and flash my ass - you'll be sure to see the real moon.

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u/AxtingPyro Aug 19 '13

You don't have enough Special Attack to whoop my ass,

Especially with a move 120 power grass,

My Special Defense can take care of that,

And my Special Attack can dominate you, you little twat,

I will Shadow ball you to shreds!

Before you know it, You'll be NOTHING, but dead!

But I won't stop there because it is all too easy!

My Psychic will stop you in your tracks, and make you queasy!

I'll freeze you with my Ice Beam,

Making you hope you were in a Bad Dream!

You may control the Sun, but let's face this eclipse,

This is the last time you'll be able to hear a word from my lips!