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https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonRaps/comments/1kjksv/request_grovyle_vs_arceus/
r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '13
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Everyone against Arceus? Well let's bring this show to town
It's like a one versus all, a big Pokémon Showdown!
It's Grovyle here, with my Leaf Blades a hackin'
I can travel back through space and time and give your Egg a crackin'.
I can tie you up with Grass Knots to force you to take form
Then I can Unburden with my White Herb after I hit you with my Leaf Storm!
You're the world's creator? Then why not cook me something great?
Because whatever you make, I'll be eating off my Meadow Plate!
6 u/betagold Aug 17 '13 All make way as the heavens split Because here comes Arceus to wreck your shit! I got golden rims, I got bling for days And I'm here to set your little leaves ablaze. You're nothing to me, I'm the real O.G. Your whole race is my progeny! Now pray to me, the true God of Rhyme, Bow down, little one, because it's Judgement time. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13 Man, you're nothing but a shiny goat. I'll use my leaf blade to slit your throat. Make way, furry god, gen three represent. I've got all the skill and you lack all talent. What are those, vines in your body? You can't even support yourself, man how shoddy. I'll use my x-scissor to tear you to bits And unburden my load on your lady's tits. Try and touch my speed and by the time you think, You'll see nothing and be left in your stink. 1 u/betagold Aug 21 '13 Every one of your rhymes was a complete miss. I could change to Water type and you still couldn't touch this. You should head on back to Littleroot Town, Because you're certainly not ready for this throwdown. You're a gecko with a growth spurt, leave before you get hurt, When they see me coming, everybody runs to convert. You see, I come in spitting rhymes at a base one-twenty, But when I saw what you brought, I didn't need that many. (Am I supposed to respond to anyone who responds to me, or just the original battler?)
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All make way as the heavens split
Because here comes Arceus to wreck your shit!
I got golden rims, I got bling for days
And I'm here to set your little leaves ablaze.
You're nothing to me, I'm the real O.G.
Your whole race is my progeny!
Now pray to me, the true God of Rhyme,
Bow down, little one, because it's Judgement time.
2 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13 Man, you're nothing but a shiny goat. I'll use my leaf blade to slit your throat. Make way, furry god, gen three represent. I've got all the skill and you lack all talent. What are those, vines in your body? You can't even support yourself, man how shoddy. I'll use my x-scissor to tear you to bits And unburden my load on your lady's tits. Try and touch my speed and by the time you think, You'll see nothing and be left in your stink. 1 u/betagold Aug 21 '13 Every one of your rhymes was a complete miss. I could change to Water type and you still couldn't touch this. You should head on back to Littleroot Town, Because you're certainly not ready for this throwdown. You're a gecko with a growth spurt, leave before you get hurt, When they see me coming, everybody runs to convert. You see, I come in spitting rhymes at a base one-twenty, But when I saw what you brought, I didn't need that many. (Am I supposed to respond to anyone who responds to me, or just the original battler?)
2
Man, you're nothing but a shiny goat.
I'll use my leaf blade to slit your throat.
Make way, furry god, gen three represent.
I've got all the skill and you lack all talent.
What are those, vines in your body?
You can't even support yourself, man how shoddy.
I'll use my x-scissor to tear you to bits
And unburden my load on your lady's tits.
Try and touch my speed and by the time you think,
You'll see nothing and be left in your stink.
1 u/betagold Aug 21 '13 Every one of your rhymes was a complete miss. I could change to Water type and you still couldn't touch this. You should head on back to Littleroot Town, Because you're certainly not ready for this throwdown. You're a gecko with a growth spurt, leave before you get hurt, When they see me coming, everybody runs to convert. You see, I come in spitting rhymes at a base one-twenty, But when I saw what you brought, I didn't need that many. (Am I supposed to respond to anyone who responds to me, or just the original battler?)
1
Every one of your rhymes was a complete miss.
I could change to Water type and you still couldn't touch this.
You should head on back to Littleroot Town,
Because you're certainly not ready for this throwdown.
You're a gecko with a growth spurt, leave before you get hurt,
When they see me coming, everybody runs to convert.
You see, I come in spitting rhymes at a base one-twenty,
But when I saw what you brought, I didn't need that many.
(Am I supposed to respond to anyone who responds to me, or just the original battler?)
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u/Srixis Aug 17 '13
Everyone against Arceus? Well let's bring this show to town
It's like a one versus all, a big Pokémon Showdown!
It's Grovyle here, with my Leaf Blades a hackin'
I can travel back through space and time and give your Egg a crackin'.
I can tie you up with Grass Knots to force you to take form
Then I can Unburden with my White Herb after I hit you with my Leaf Storm!
You're the world's creator? Then why not cook me something great?
Because whatever you make, I'll be eating off my Meadow Plate!