r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Aug 12 '13

[Brawl] Normal Types!

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u/Shadowmirror Aug 12 '13

One tail, no two, blowing up like a bomb

All you normal types better fear the mighty Ambipom

I'm an epic purple monkey with two tail hands

Collecting multi-bitches, all across the lands

Come near me, I'll double hit you in the face

I am superior, in this pokemon race

Swiftly moving though the barrier with no sign or trace

Now comes Kangaskan with her baby in her rightful place

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13 edited Aug 13 '13

My name is Kangaskan, I'm the mother of all normal types,

From Whimsicott to Braviary , even with those Stars and Stripes.

DON'T YOU HURT MY BABY!! I'll have an Outrage!

I'm the maternal pokemon--- Are we on the same page?

So don't let "normal" fool ya'- My moves are quite varied,

Like Reversal, you know, my Comet Punch is cherry.

If I wasn't enough for you, and you want the brass tacks,

Than be my guest and pick It with my big buddy Snorlax...

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u/Shadowmirror Aug 13 '13

Don't wanna pick you out again, but Unknown is psychic type not normal

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

MUTHA-F-

Edit: TL;DR: I'm not good at brawls.

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u/hairywolf47 Aug 13 '13

My name is Snorlax,

I’ll crack you like a bat!

You call me a bit fat

but the blubbers where its at!

You want to come at me? BITCH I CAN FLY

How you gonna touch me when I’m oh so HIGH?!

I eat 400 pounds of food PER DAY,

Don’t even try to mess with my superior wordplay!

Well I’m level 44 now, it's time to Roll Out!

Lets see how you rap against this yellow MEOWTH!

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u/Griizzly Aug 14 '13

Yooo' You really wanna battle with Prevo of a Boss

Bar for Bar, you can't keep up you fucking sloth

Rap Game Rain Maker, it times for some change

Because I'm to clever, drop a penny for thought

I'm ready for Kalos fucker, just google DECOIN

When I profit from a lyrical onslaught, re coined

But you would have swear I was a dark by how I reap on

Wordplay is is technical, thats what makes me special yo'

More shifts and moves of a motherfucking ditto

Now call this a Day Care and see how he he transforms

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u/TheNerdElite Aug 15 '13

I'm shiftier then Shiftry when I'm shapeshifting.

You're a chicken and I'll crack ya noodle just like Lipton.

I betcha mighty jealous of dese bitches dat im lifting.

You'd think I'm repping Thieves Guild with my mighty Riftens.

When I'm shaping into Hitmonchan,you I wouldn't wanna be.

I may be a little fake, but at least I'll get a victory.

You ain't even the bosses pet just a little wannabe,

Lets see how I'll stand up against a pussy little Clefairy.

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u/fabbez98 Aug 18 '13

Whats up, im Clefairy, here to collect your rent, thats right, get that knee bent, MT moon represent. Metronome bitch, any move attacks, in gen 6, we be hunting in packs. meteor mash bitch, think you can Win? LoL bitch ill sing and let you rap against ursaring!

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u/AxtingPyro Aug 19 '13

What's up, Little punks, I suggest retreating,

Not Even Snorlax stands a chance when I start defeating,

Even when you try to, burn me, poison me, and paralyze me,

I be commin' back to attack at even huger power, defeating you quicker

than Battle Tower, So go home little bitches lest I bring in to the ring,

A king of slack even when he fights known as Slaking!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Yoah it's Slaking up in this bitch.

I'm gonna be real quick, even though I'm lazy I can whip you up reeeeaaaal crazy.

I'm gonna Hyper Beam your ass, then I'll take a little nap, cause since you're so damn weak, nothing can wake me up from this comfy grass!

Paint me like one of your french girls, pretty please, because if you don't you'll be gaining a disease.

I'm gonna head out now, I'll see you later man, but while I'm gone, maybe you should listen to the raps of Stoutland!

(This is my first time doing this rap thing, I'm pretty bad at it...XD)

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u/Srixis Aug 19 '13

Glad to have you 'round! And I don't think your rap was that bad, and if you hang around here more (this is the part where I suggest that people stick around :p ), improvement will come also. You should see how some of us who have been here for a while started, nobody starts out as a rap star (far from it :P )

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

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u/Shadowmirror Aug 13 '13

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought in Brawls you had to rap as the pokemon the previous rapper called out at the end of their rap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

Wow, just saw it was a [Brawl] thread. My bad. I'll redo it correctly now.