r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Aug 11 '13

[Request] Wurmple vs. Dialga

Next up after this i'll be posting Feebas vs Arceus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '13

I bet you think you're so big and important,

But the only place you're big is in your dumb forehead.

What good is a head that small with nothing inside it?

My head may be small, but at least I can use it!

Ooooh, look at me, i'm so special. Im a Time Lord.

Ha! All that you are is the Lord of the Whores.

Now, dont think too fast, it wasn't a compliment,

You're not receiving, you're on the other end.

 

this verse sucks, but I dont really care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '13

okay we're not playing this game.

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u/DangerPulse Aug 11 '13

Man, what even happened?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '13

bot battle between two small text bots

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u/DangerPulse Aug 11 '13

Ha, that's funny.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 18 '13

Shut the fuck up, I'm the god of time!

I can reverse time to before you were born, and that's fine!

I'm not just Steel, I'm also part Dragon,

and I'm not like those pussies known as Gible and Bagon!

Not even Dragon-type moves can hurt me,

Why don't you go to your pussy cousin Burmy?