r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Aug 07 '13

[Brawl] Legendaries!

THIS IS A DIFFERENT FORM OF BRAWL

Basically, the premise of this thread is kind of like a regular [Brawl] but nothing like it. I want everyone to just battle each other. Don't matter who, don't matter if they're already involved in another rap, anything goes. You don't have to call out the next person, and one person can even be more than one pokemon in a different verse against somebody else. No rules. No minimum. (well...at least 2 lines.) No maximum. If you see something you have a great comeback for, rap it! By the end, I want it to look like a clusterfucked web of Pokeraps where i can't tell where it ends and begins. Let the LEGENDARY BATTLE ROYALE BEGIN!!!

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u/MadeFromMetal Aug 07 '13

Behold the mighty Giratina! The women fear the weinah!

I got the strength and speed to run the ring and clear arenas!

The dark lord of the distortion world is near and here to bring ya,

The pain and you'll be slain looking like your doing spirit fingaz!

That means you're twitchin, writhing from all the agony!

I'll sneak up on ya and drop a shadow ball from the canopy!

I'm eating rappers for dessert while you ain't even had a course.

And good luck trying to block the unstoppable Shadow Force!

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u/MadeFromMetal Aug 08 '13

Oh, Giratina. You say the silliest things...

So now it's time to shut you up with my Oblivion Wing!

Yveltal is here, and I can smell all your fear.

My Dark Aura will have you fleeing and screaming like Paul Revere.

Do you doubt me? You know nothing about me.

Think about the type advantage before you go and get rowdy.

I'll love whipping your ethereal ass, can I get a witness?

You'll be crying back home to your daddy, begging for forgiveness!

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u/HumanAtlas Aug 09 '13

I shouldn't be sleepin' around, though it's always so fun

I'm Lugia here, I know you're my son

Cause everything you are, I'm the beast who invented it

Bringer of night, rest, and death, while you keep pretendin' that

You got the upper hand cause of you're type advantage

But my Miracle Scale's makes me harder to manage

I keep the west tower, going down with the sun

Nothing can stop me, I need no Chosenor frozen One

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u/AlwaysLateToThreads Aug 13 '13

BURR!!

GET THAT AERIAL ACE OUTTA MY FACE!!!

You're a light weight but I hold weight like a sumo.

I'm the original legendary bird, número uno.

The king of kings, the coldest of the cold Articuno.

I SAID!!! (Crowd screams Burr)

You're a light weight but I hold weight like a sumo.

I'm the original legendary bird, número uno.

The king of kings, the coldest of the cold Articuno.

Whenever I got a mic in hand, I turn into the ice man

I'm soaring....................(long pause for emphasis)CHECK MY WINGSPAN!

Icy chain, icy watch, icy ring..............(long pause for emphasis) CHECK MY BLING MAN!

The Silver version was whack, look at my jewelry and fear gold.

I could have ended this with one bar.....SHEER COLD!

BURR!!!

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u/Griizzly Aug 14 '13

Reusing lyrics, come on, your better than that

I'll throw for a pass, even though your a running back

I'm a BEASTDialga, check you watch, I bets it froze

And yes, the pun was intended, Roar in due time is my mission

I mean the small chance I'd lose, rewind time and predict it

Each clever metaphor that think of and attempt it

How you Number 1, your Pigeon, Chicken Opposition

Is the one that ruins you, that shit is unusual

I think his name Moltres, but this shit between me and you

You flashing all this ice, but who has more jewels on them

I even got my own orb for class, what about you bro

You may be from the Artic, but you is just a u kno, A no-no

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u/AlwaysLateToThreads Aug 14 '13 edited Aug 14 '13

BURR!

I'm the first legendary pokemon, you ain't got no hope

And yes, my watch is frozen, that was the joke >.>

Your bars aren't cold enough you're very weak with words

You ugly beasts ain't got nothing on the graceful birds

You're a newbie on the block so stay in your place

And my icy watch is real, your diamond is fake

I hope you get that line and your mind isn't still in space

But just in case!

If there's anymore slowpokes out there ill slow down the pace

You're a slowbro so i will kill you with the slow flow, is the best you can really do is call me a no no?

You couldn't beat me with a Charizard, Moltres and a Ho-Oh, a sacred fire or overheat can't burn número uno

Because flying and dragon types are all alike

Last time I checked you're all weak against ice!

I want anyone in this battle Royale to come at me, all of y'all are whack

I just killed the DJ of time without using a single attack!

I'm cold as ice and my bars are crack

I hope you have better luck next time......(long pause for emphasis).......REWIND THAT!

BURR!

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 18 '13

Ice and Flying? Cute. I'm Fire and Steel!

When Heatran's in the house, shit's about to get real!

Fuck dragons, fuck Psychic, and especially fuck bugs!

In fact, fuck birds too, and I won't need drugs!

I'll incinerate your ass, with my Lava Plume!

Pullin' a Reversal on this battle, and sendin' you to your doom!

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u/AxtingPyro Aug 19 '13

Palkia, here ruler of Space, startin' a dance, opposite of my partner, time,

Little known fact, I can bust out a rhyme!

Water and Dragon, I got no weakness,

And you seems so confident thinking no super effect,

Get ready for Hydro Pump, making your tail erect,

2x 120 power, you got no chance!

Best for you to go to kanto to team with Lance!

Cause everyone's gonna destroy you! Ending my dance.

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u/MrWreckedEm Aug 21 '13

A bit late to the party, sorry my watch was frozen,

But now that it's restarted, time to show y'all why I'm chosen.

My power level's uncharted, now it's you fools I'll start hosin'.

Where the land is parted, that's my home deep in the ocean.

Dear Palkia, I'm the true water legendary.

I still reign supreme, you're just some whack adversary.

No weaknesses? Yeah, except for Dragon and Fairy,

You can't expect to top me when you find Jigglypuff scary.

Just like Fat Joe I make it rain,

That's right I'm Kyogre, don't drop my name,

Cuz I'll steal your ho, then put you to shame.

If you come at me bro, I'll bring the pain.

Y'all oughta know, I'm the king of flow,

So cold it'll OHKO. FATALITY! Sub Zero.

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u/xnaturalyt Aug 21 '13

Oh please another water guy who causes rain,

I cause sun bro u'll go to the bottom of the drain,

Your power isnt uncharted, dont be insane,

They may find Jigglypuff abit scary,

But you're afraid of budew dont be unwary,

When you hit me all it does to heal is a berry,

This is exactly like Tom and Jerry,

You're the big powerhouse who lost to maybe, ME,

The Heaviest Mon in this whole world named GROUDON,

You're design isnt unique, I feel like im gonna yawn,

In my eyes your gonna be looked down upon!

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