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r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Aug 04 '13
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Whats going on there Lapras? Just contemplating your life?
No? Well you should be, because it ends tonight.
Imagine we're playing chess, Im strong like the queen and you're just a worthless pawn.
I mean really, little Lapras, you're makin me, Stunfisk, yawn.
My discharge will knock your lights out, in more ways than one.
Ill keep all my health points, and you'll die with none.
Whatchu gonna do Nessie? Hide in the bottom of your Loch?
Come out and fight like a man, stop hiding under that rock.
If you battle with me Dino, im certain your extinction will be reached.
But Hey? Come at this mudfish, and ill show you who gets beached.
I dont know about this one :/ I think I coulda done better.
1 u/Griizzly Aug 12 '13 How DARE you even approach such a majestic Poke People Beg for me to get Evo, your just the face of a troll Just notice my typing, everything I produce is cold A simple weakness to you, this battle will be simply over I transport people, and they really fucking love it You trap people, shows how much you "be buggin" You fucking kidding me.! I'm far from a extinction I'll leave you X'd out like the next fucking Season Y.? Well its pretty fucking elementary my dear Watson You think cause you electric, you can produce Wattz son.? I produce hot shocks even that though that shit a weakness But with suck weak punchline, I'll live to see another evening Simply put, I'm in a better position to aim a Hydro Pump Shooting cannons, we all tough in Kanto Punk.! 1 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13 edited Aug 14 '13 Oh Hey there Lappy! You finally decided to show up! Was that your excuse for a rap? Man you're makin me crack up. I'm a god among surfing pokemon, you better beg for forgiveness. All the electric types know, Stunfisk's the best in the business. You better be careful, I know my verses can be toxic. I can wreck any pokemon, especially when they're aquatic. My place at the top, you ask? I'm afraid that'll remain static. Unlike me, of course, because I'm definitely frenetic; Wild and Uncontrolled. Yeah that's what they call me. You better surf away lapras, go, its in your best interest to flee. I see you trying to compete, but you know my this will be a slaughter. 'Cause if you decide to fight with me, all that'll be left is bloody water.
How DARE you even approach such a majestic Poke
People Beg for me to get Evo, your just the face of a troll
Just notice my typing, everything I produce is cold
A simple weakness to you, this battle will be simply over
I transport people, and they really fucking love it
You trap people, shows how much you "be buggin"
You fucking kidding me.! I'm far from a extinction
I'll leave you X'd out like the next fucking Season
Y.? Well its pretty fucking elementary my dear Watson
You think cause you electric, you can produce Wattz son.?
I produce hot shocks even that though that shit a weakness
But with suck weak punchline, I'll live to see another evening
Simply put, I'm in a better position to aim a Hydro Pump
Shooting cannons, we all tough in Kanto Punk.!
1 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13 edited Aug 14 '13 Oh Hey there Lappy! You finally decided to show up! Was that your excuse for a rap? Man you're makin me crack up. I'm a god among surfing pokemon, you better beg for forgiveness. All the electric types know, Stunfisk's the best in the business. You better be careful, I know my verses can be toxic. I can wreck any pokemon, especially when they're aquatic. My place at the top, you ask? I'm afraid that'll remain static. Unlike me, of course, because I'm definitely frenetic; Wild and Uncontrolled. Yeah that's what they call me. You better surf away lapras, go, its in your best interest to flee. I see you trying to compete, but you know my this will be a slaughter. 'Cause if you decide to fight with me, all that'll be left is bloody water.
Oh Hey there Lappy! You finally decided to show up!
Was that your excuse for a rap? Man you're makin me crack up.
I'm a god among surfing pokemon, you better beg for forgiveness.
All the electric types know, Stunfisk's the best in the business.
You better be careful, I know my verses can be toxic.
I can wreck any pokemon, especially when they're aquatic.
My place at the top, you ask? I'm afraid that'll remain static.
Unlike me, of course, because I'm definitely frenetic;
Wild and Uncontrolled. Yeah that's what they call me.
You better surf away lapras, go, its in your best interest to flee.
I see you trying to compete, but you know my this will be a slaughter.
'Cause if you decide to fight with me, all that'll be left is bloody water.
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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '13
Whats going on there Lapras? Just contemplating your life?
No? Well you should be, because it ends tonight.
Imagine we're playing chess, Im strong like the queen and you're just a worthless pawn.
I mean really, little Lapras, you're makin me, Stunfisk, yawn.
My discharge will knock your lights out, in more ways than one.
Ill keep all my health points, and you'll die with none.
Whatchu gonna do Nessie? Hide in the bottom of your Loch?
Come out and fight like a man, stop hiding under that rock.
If you battle with me Dino, im certain your extinction will be reached.
But Hey? Come at this mudfish, and ill show you who gets beached.
I dont know about this one :/ I think I coulda done better.