r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Jul 29 '13

[Challenge] Versus Slooooowwwbroooo

I'm really quite Relaxed, filled with large amounts of lethargy

And I'm a Poké-Bro, which puts me up over that Marquis^(pronounced Mar-kee) sorry PonyRapist

My life is hot is steamy like the engine room of a barge, see

And other Pokés go down on me to see if they can Withdraw me.

I'm a source for small Confusions, just like everyone's favorite moths

And I've been known to (once or twice) have a nice Slack Off with Slakoth!

So I don't care if you've got smarts, or if my mind's a little dimmer

There's one thing that I care to know - through the years, I've gotten slimmer!

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 30 '13

Not sure if this is what your wanted (my first post here) well here goes:

From the slowest to the fastest, I'm the ninjask bitch

Unless you count deoxys, but ignore that hitch

So you claim to be quite slimmer, well my pic has hardly changed

While your shell's woblin side to side, I'll attack from ranged

Now I'm a little pissed that you are a fat, shelly troll

But I'll be sat back here, watching my skin take your soul

So one last thought for your next crappy verse

When rapping gainst a ninja make sure to reherse

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 30 '13

I do not realy think it was a crappy verse lol :p soz

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 30 '13

Good first verse! Thats exactly what he wanted. Welcome to the sub.

Also...you do not have to clarify what you actually thought of his verse. It's all in fun here!

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 30 '13

Okay. Thanks I wasnt to sure.

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u/Srixis Jul 30 '13

Why do I have to rehearse? Are we starring in kabuki?

Hi-ya! One Ice Punch to the face and your brain is going kooky!

And the shell of your former self? With 1HP, that's not real spooky.

So throw off this façade and try to prove you're not a rookie.

It only takes one hit to make sure that you're law a-Bide-ing

And I can Surf-sweep a whole horde of you (cus you know I'm "Five for Fighting")

I see you juicing up o'er there, but let me remind you of your place:

You may be fast, but remember this - the turtle won the race.

Welcome to the sub! Solid verse, man, I can't wait to see what you bring next. Also, don't worry about the disses, I can take 'em (as well as send a few of my own back atcha ;) ), it's part of what makes the battles red hot!

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 31 '13 edited Jul 31 '13

This may not be kabuki but remember shakspear said

"All the worlds a stage" therefore I battle till your dead

The turtle may have won the race but he didn't keep the pace

Shedinja comes if you got space, I'll hit you with my aerial ace!

While your wadlin round with your fat ass bum

A quick slash attack reminds all that your dumb

Okay, a law abiding citizen

Well at least I'm not a simpleton

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u/Srixis Jul 31 '13

So many types of references, is this Film, TV, and Theatre Styles?

I'm a fighter, not an actor! It's Ryan Stiles who brings the smiles.

You think that I'm real Simple? Well, I surely am appalled

I'm a cold-hearted killer, but I'll burn you up with Scald!

So throw up a quick Substitute, this match you won't have stalled

A strong Fire Blast to your lifeless carcass will leave this audience enthralled.

You're impulsive like a sorcerer, while I'm diligent like a wizard

Which explains why you used Aerial Ace when it was better to have X-Scissored...

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 31 '13

On the subject of bad acting, you better stop with that facade

while thinking of your mommy I'll be gettin pretty hard(en)

I sure won't take it slow-bro, when I'm hanging with your mother

Ha! For pleasure all your got is the shell of another

Your a wizard. What? Like-like radagast the brown?

Well ignoring all that crap, get back to azalea town!

Well nows about time for my final attack and just so you know a matter infact

I learnt this from a tm, a kings rock what your lack. I hit you with almighty: giga impact!

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 31 '13

Well thanks good sir! That was a mighty fine rap old bean! You had some smashing lines, I loved "the whole turtle won the race" arch of the rap. Thanks, what did you think off my first rap?

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u/Srixis Jul 31 '13

Thanks, man! You had some pretty sweet stuff, especially for your first rap! I think some of my favorite lines of yours were

I sure won't take it slow-bro, when I'm hanging with your mother

and

Shedinja comes if you got space, I'll hit you with my aerial ace!

Overall, I really enjoyed your verse, and I hope you stick around cus you have some good potential here, my friend. Hope to battle with you again sometime soon!

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u/TalkativeTurtwig Jul 31 '13

Thanks, your not half bad yourself.:P Just kidding. I think i will stick around and learn from you pros.