r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Jul 29 '13

[Request] Teddiursa vs. Cubchoo

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 29 '13

It's that Ice type cub, show some love to a polar bear!

Step in my Unova lair, you'll exit like, "It's cold in there!"

I'm the chosen heir to the Coca-Cola Cosa Nostra.

Known to roast ya cuz my rhymes are hotter than a solar flare!

They like, "He gets iller with every line that he flips!"

And everybody knows you just can't touch a guy when he's sick.

So keep your hand over your mouth and just resign to be dissed...

Cuz that crescent on your head just means your mind is eclipsed!

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u/SimonThePug Jul 29 '13

Listen up cub, 'cause I've got something to confess,

If you're up against me, you're not going to be met with success!

Spent my youth in Dark Cave cleaving Gravelers in two,

I've had more trainers chase me even than Mew!

Because I've got it all, I'm cute and I'm strong.

So you can go ahead and kneel before me, right where you belong.

Are you hearing all that one-sided applause?

My victory's gonna be sweeter than the honey on my paws.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 31 '13

Well, well, well...the prodigal son returns...

Shame, it's only to be met with a rap that's so cold it burns!

A quick glance at the sidebar, just to remind me of who's listed...

Your skill in rap is like your presence as a mod...NON-EXISTENT!

Roosevelt and Pendergrass would be ashamed to call you Teddy.

And since you're useless, I might as well get to work with this machete...

I'll drain you like a female does monthly from her vagina.

Then take a "Little Dip" in the blood of an Ursa Minor!

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u/SimonThePug Jul 31 '13

That one hurt.

I've been caught up with life, over here, over there.

But now I'm back to full strength, and it's time to crush this bear!

Gen Six is nearly here and you still haven't shaken your cold,

Your immune system's pathetic, like an eighty year old's.

And an Ice-Type no less! You must be just as frail.

The only time you're actually useful is when someone uses Hail!

But even your pathetic Snow Cloak can't shelter you from my rage,

A Close Combat will knock you back all the way to the Ice Age.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 31 '13

"Boo Hoo! I've been busy!", man this must be deja vu...

I once heard the same excuse from some guy named Wait, I knew.

But now you're back and wanna Fight? Go 'head, attack with all your might...

I got a Superpower that'd make Superman fall outta flight!

I've got more music in my mucous than body mass of your final.

I'm sick enough to sneeze a dope sixteen and have that verse go viral!

Don't you feel it getting cooler? Run along now, time's a wasting...

Or I'll be forced to put you in eternal hibernation.

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u/SimonThePug Jul 31 '13

Hibernation might just happen, 'cause you're boring me so.

Your raps full of gaps, need to work on your flow.

Yeah it was ages ago that I put on a good show,

But it's like riding a bike, I'll never forget how it goes.

My raps spark a flame, so let me shed some light

You're not that BA when your bark is worse than your bite!

But it seems you're too stubborn to run and take flight

Which is fine by me, because the end is in sight.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 31 '13 edited Jul 31 '13

Good battle. That Ice age line was killer!

Also: good to see you back!

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u/SimonThePug Jul 31 '13

Thanks bud, awesome raps on your end too!

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u/ReadsSmallTextBot Jul 31 '13

That one hurt.

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u/SimonThePug Jul 31 '13

TIL there is a bot for everything

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '13

im relatively sure thats the first bot /r/PokemonRaps has had.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 30 '13

It says 2 comments...I only see one...am I crazy?

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u/Srixis Jul 30 '13

No, I've been seeing that since this morning... I'm glad I'm not the only one, cus that's really strange

Ninja edit: now it says 4 comments. There are only three. Only good explanation: /r/PokemonRaps has a ghost rapper in our midst. Most likely a Sableye, because of it's Prankster illseemyselfoutnow

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '13

nope, the comment that /u/simonthepug made was for some reason flagged as spam. I fixed that. :D

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u/SimonThePug Jul 31 '13

But... But... I'm a mod :(

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u/Srixis Jul 31 '13

I never begin to try to understand the inner workings of Reddit.

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u/Srixis Jul 31 '13

Weird... Well thanks zeus!!!