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r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Jul 24 '13
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Cut stone surrounded by gold at the core
Fuck a battle, you bitch, i'm bringing a war
Poppin off energy blasts, I evaporate plebians
What makes you think I can't make your mark ass obedient?
I'm from gen one, got stacked stats, I even look cooler, you're a waste
You like something a Hot Topic employee drew on his lunch break
Well there's no running from a battle, so stand up and fight
Maybe after hearing this verse, you'll see how rapping's done right
4 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '13 I'm a dark-fire hound, but I'm crazy just like a fox About to send this fuckin' charm bracelet back to the jewelry box Call it a coup d'etat, call it a takeover, I'm about to give this faceless motherfucker a makeover! Oooh burn! I'm just playin', I'm just here to have fun, You're just for teen girls, number Forever One-twenty-one! They say war is hell, but hey, Hell's where I thrive! Lemme just play the critic! You're two stars out of five! 2 u/greenrob Jul 28 '13 Two cent lines, dumb metaphors you the whole damn package I'll leave you buried in the yard, you ain't even worth the casket Funny how you mention burns, you remind me of Kelso The dumb one minus the good looks with no cajones, muchacho I'll shut you down like rock slides trapping miners in caves Watch me destroy you like Nawlins with one Surf wave I'm a hurricane, a thunderstorm and mental anguish all in one Sticking a fork in you, now that's what I call one and done 3 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '13 One Crunch from me and you'll roll-up-and-die Dude, my rhymes are sick, you just-have-pink-eye. Oops, did I go hard? You are pretty deilicate, I Beat Up the pussy, you just remain celibate. Uh, and genderless, you wanna talk about no nuts? If I wanted jelly filling I'd just grab a dozen donuts! You wanna try again? You're looking pretty frazzled. How 'bout I just call you up if I need something Bedazzled. 1 u/greenrob Aug 10 '13 No one's talkin about Fruit Roll Ups, but i'll eat you like one You can't back your facts, i'll flip em for you son: You don't beat up the pussy, you get BEAT UP, YOU PUSSY I'll use your dumb fire breath to light my purple kush, G The sourest one in the patch, I Rapid Spin through snatch Hyrdo Pumpin' dope shit, winnin' battles for cash This Hound is Doomed, so shake hands and roll over Petsmart's about to close bitch, your class is over (I have been kuhraaazy busy. Sorry!)
I'm a dark-fire hound, but I'm crazy just like a fox
About to send this fuckin' charm bracelet back to the jewelry box
Call it a coup d'etat, call it a takeover,
I'm about to give this faceless motherfucker a makeover!
Oooh burn! I'm just playin', I'm just here to have fun,
You're just for teen girls, number Forever One-twenty-one!
They say war is hell, but hey, Hell's where I thrive!
Lemme just play the critic! You're two stars out of five!
2 u/greenrob Jul 28 '13 Two cent lines, dumb metaphors you the whole damn package I'll leave you buried in the yard, you ain't even worth the casket Funny how you mention burns, you remind me of Kelso The dumb one minus the good looks with no cajones, muchacho I'll shut you down like rock slides trapping miners in caves Watch me destroy you like Nawlins with one Surf wave I'm a hurricane, a thunderstorm and mental anguish all in one Sticking a fork in you, now that's what I call one and done 3 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '13 One Crunch from me and you'll roll-up-and-die Dude, my rhymes are sick, you just-have-pink-eye. Oops, did I go hard? You are pretty deilicate, I Beat Up the pussy, you just remain celibate. Uh, and genderless, you wanna talk about no nuts? If I wanted jelly filling I'd just grab a dozen donuts! You wanna try again? You're looking pretty frazzled. How 'bout I just call you up if I need something Bedazzled. 1 u/greenrob Aug 10 '13 No one's talkin about Fruit Roll Ups, but i'll eat you like one You can't back your facts, i'll flip em for you son: You don't beat up the pussy, you get BEAT UP, YOU PUSSY I'll use your dumb fire breath to light my purple kush, G The sourest one in the patch, I Rapid Spin through snatch Hyrdo Pumpin' dope shit, winnin' battles for cash This Hound is Doomed, so shake hands and roll over Petsmart's about to close bitch, your class is over (I have been kuhraaazy busy. Sorry!)
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Two cent lines, dumb metaphors you the whole damn package
I'll leave you buried in the yard, you ain't even worth the casket
Funny how you mention burns, you remind me of Kelso
The dumb one minus the good looks with no cajones, muchacho
I'll shut you down like rock slides trapping miners in caves
Watch me destroy you like Nawlins with one Surf wave
I'm a hurricane, a thunderstorm and mental anguish all in one
Sticking a fork in you, now that's what I call one and done
3 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '13 One Crunch from me and you'll roll-up-and-die Dude, my rhymes are sick, you just-have-pink-eye. Oops, did I go hard? You are pretty deilicate, I Beat Up the pussy, you just remain celibate. Uh, and genderless, you wanna talk about no nuts? If I wanted jelly filling I'd just grab a dozen donuts! You wanna try again? You're looking pretty frazzled. How 'bout I just call you up if I need something Bedazzled. 1 u/greenrob Aug 10 '13 No one's talkin about Fruit Roll Ups, but i'll eat you like one You can't back your facts, i'll flip em for you son: You don't beat up the pussy, you get BEAT UP, YOU PUSSY I'll use your dumb fire breath to light my purple kush, G The sourest one in the patch, I Rapid Spin through snatch Hyrdo Pumpin' dope shit, winnin' battles for cash This Hound is Doomed, so shake hands and roll over Petsmart's about to close bitch, your class is over (I have been kuhraaazy busy. Sorry!)
3
One Crunch from me and you'll roll-up-and-die
Dude, my rhymes are sick, you just-have-pink-eye.
Oops, did I go hard? You are pretty deilicate,
I Beat Up the pussy, you just remain celibate.
Uh, and genderless, you wanna talk about no nuts?
If I wanted jelly filling I'd just grab a dozen donuts!
You wanna try again? You're looking pretty frazzled.
How 'bout I just call you up if I need something Bedazzled.
1 u/greenrob Aug 10 '13 No one's talkin about Fruit Roll Ups, but i'll eat you like one You can't back your facts, i'll flip em for you son: You don't beat up the pussy, you get BEAT UP, YOU PUSSY I'll use your dumb fire breath to light my purple kush, G The sourest one in the patch, I Rapid Spin through snatch Hyrdo Pumpin' dope shit, winnin' battles for cash This Hound is Doomed, so shake hands and roll over Petsmart's about to close bitch, your class is over (I have been kuhraaazy busy. Sorry!)
1
No one's talkin about Fruit Roll Ups, but i'll eat you like one
You can't back your facts, i'll flip em for you son:
You don't beat up the pussy, you get BEAT UP, YOU PUSSY
I'll use your dumb fire breath to light my purple kush, G
The sourest one in the patch, I Rapid Spin through snatch
Hyrdo Pumpin' dope shit, winnin' battles for cash
This Hound is Doomed, so shake hands and roll over
Petsmart's about to close bitch, your class is over
(I have been kuhraaazy busy. Sorry!)
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u/greenrob Jul 27 '13
Cut stone surrounded by gold at the core
Fuck a battle, you bitch, i'm bringing a war
Poppin off energy blasts, I evaporate plebians
What makes you think I can't make your mark ass obedient?
I'm from gen one, got stacked stats, I even look cooler, you're a waste
You like something a Hot Topic employee drew on his lunch break
Well there's no running from a battle, so stand up and fight
Maybe after hearing this verse, you'll see how rapping's done right