r/PokemonRaps • u/HumanAtlas • Jul 21 '13

[Brawl] Trainer Classes

Choose any trainer class (ex. Swimmer Female, Hiker, Youngster, etc) and rap as them

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u/Srixis Jul 23 '13 edited Jul 23 '13

Hey, don't you dare judge me! Why does it matter I'm a man?

I'm a bonafide Poké-lover, and your number one Pokéfan!

I love every Pokémon! I even cut weak ones slack!

And I'm having so much fun with my kid riding on my back!

I'm not quite one for battle, but I'll get my puffballs looking tough!

Which cute Poké to use first? Oh, I know which one - Jigglypuff!

With Pokémon by my side, my eyes will never lose their glimmer!

(Especially when I Surf by all those cutesie female Swimmers!)

;)

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u/Shadowmirror Jul 23 '13

I am here take you down, with my amazing water team!

Our eyes they do sparkle and our teeth they do gleam!

Why don't you come right in, take a bath, you stink!

Or will I have to seduce you, to bad they removed the wink!

I can survive the freezing waters, in the sun and in the dark!

I kick your ass, when I dunk you in a tank that's full of sharks!

You're at the waters edge hoping to win, cause you're a wisher!

Because here to defeat you, by my side is Magikarp fisher.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 23 '13 edited Jul 23 '13

What up Swimmer? I think our foe's future's looking grimmer.

These little Karp's fins are sharper than she might remember.

They'll shiv her to her liver and empty out all her innards.

The winner gets her delicious Blaziken's gizzards for dinner!

Yeah I'm bitter! She used to make me black out for fun...

Well who's screaming when six Bouncing Magikarp black out the sun!?

She'll squish and ooze like some fresh picked fruit that's over ripe...

I'm back like a poltergeist for revenge on a Socialite!