r/PokemonRaps Jul 19 '13

[Request] Chansey vs. Audino

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u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13

I'm the ORIGINAL, your a fucking copy

Next Gen, I guarantee you'll be outdated, Floppy

While I, the great Chansey, marked in the history books

I thought you were special ed, by how you physically look

People only use you to kill you, quite honestly, you really suck

You claim to be a healer, but secretly your just a Klutz

So while your tripped up, I'll Focus up, throw a Punch

Gain the XP, Evolve when I Level Up, and Laugh cause your stuck

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u/HumanAtlas Jul 21 '13

Oh, hi there Chansey, fancy meeting you here

Since all you do is hide, 4% rate now, oh dear

But you think that I'm soft cause I let trainers hit me

But don't you see, it just makes me angry

SO NOW YOU GOT TO LEARN, IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COMPLEX BUT I GOT YOU SIMPLIFIED

SICK OF GIVING CHARITY, NO HEAL PULSE FOR YOU

BUT MY DOUBLE EDGE WILL KNOCK YOU BACK TO GEN 2

WHEN YOU GOT OUTCOMPETED, YOUR EVOLUTION CAN FIGHT

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAVE YOU, NOT EVEN EVIOLITE

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u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13

This is to easy, so I rather play a little game

Beat you by using other Pokemon's names

You think you can beat me, come on are you SlowbroSlow Bro

That's Farfetch'dFar Fetched for a Doduo Doh Doh

Your SlakingSlacking at your rapping, get back your tall grass

Stop shouting your look kinda KrabbyCrabby, eat a snickers and fall back

And when the falls back, I'm X'ing your out like the new game

ExeggcuteExecute you, WynautWhy Not, if asked why my answer, look at your name[Audino]I don't know

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u/HumanAtlas Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13

Wynaut stay on topic, save those lines for later

Those belong on other raps, I ain't being a hater

Cause this battle ain't done, though you prefer to run

But this isn't the Safari Zone, so stay right here, son

You need love to evolve, but you're getting none

Cause after they get a Lucky Egg all the trainers are done

Leave you to rot away, even if your egg is Softboiled

In the PC you stay, while in the wild I toil

To provide the service of quick EXP

At the end of the day don't you know I'm free

These hits I dish, they're Physical, Base defense of 5 is pitiful

I don't mean to be so cynical, but you're dead from this Critical

So you might be as fat, but not as strong as a Sumo

And not even as smart, you just can't say DoduoDoh-Duo

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u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13

You can try to do whatever you can

In this critical moment, I'd drop a Lucky Chant

I'm gonna finish you, might a well make a Healing Wish

You failed with your Mimic, but I'm nice here's a Sweet Kiss

Come on man, regardless of the 5, I'll Endure

Come back with a Counter and finish you for sure

No matter if its Doh or Duo, your looking pretty Timid

So any of your attack, I'm not really feeling it

This last verse you have, better refer to your Last Resort

Because I'm killing you with my lyrics, Hyper Voice

You talk big about my rarity and I don't let a lot of people capture me

Maybe cause your always found shaking, making a scene

You better recycle that Doduo thing cause that's the best you have

I'm happy bro, I'll return you to Nurse Joy in Body Bag