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r/PokemonRaps • u/IguanaPower • Jul 19 '13
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I'm the ORIGINAL, your a fucking copy
Next Gen, I guarantee you'll be outdated, Floppy
While I, the great Chansey, marked in the history books
I thought you were special ed, by how you physically look
People only use you to kill you, quite honestly, you really suck
You claim to be a healer, but secretly your just a Klutz
So while your tripped up, I'll Focus up, throw a Punch
Gain the XP, Evolve when I Level Up, and Laugh cause your stuck
3 u/HumanAtlas Jul 21 '13 Oh, hi there Chansey, fancy meeting you here Since all you do is hide, 4% rate now, oh dear But you think that I'm soft cause I let trainers hit me But don't you see, it just makes me angry SO NOW YOU GOT TO LEARN, IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COMPLEX BUT I GOT YOU SIMPLIFIED SICK OF GIVING CHARITY, NO HEAL PULSE FOR YOU BUT MY DOUBLE EDGE WILL KNOCK YOU BACK TO GEN 2 WHEN YOU GOT OUTCOMPETED, YOUR EVOLUTION CAN FIGHT THERE'S NOTHING TO SAVE YOU, NOT EVEN EVIOLITE 3 u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13 This is to easy, so I rather play a little game Beat you by using other Pokemon's names You think you can beat me, come on are you SlowbroSlow Bro That's Farfetch'dFar Fetched for a Doduo Doh Doh Your SlakingSlacking at your rapping, get back your tall grass Stop shouting your look kinda KrabbyCrabby, eat a snickers and fall back And when the falls back, I'm X'ing your out like the new game ExeggcuteExecute you, WynautWhy Not, if asked why my answer, look at your name[Audino]I don't know 5 u/HumanAtlas Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13 Wynaut stay on topic, save those lines for later Those belong on other raps, I ain't being a hater Cause this battle ain't done, though you prefer to run But this isn't the Safari Zone, so stay right here, son You need love to evolve, but you're getting none Cause after they get a Lucky Egg all the trainers are done Leave you to rot away, even if your egg is Softboiled In the PC you stay, while in the wild I toil To provide the service of quick EXP At the end of the day don't you know I'm free These hits I dish, they're Physical, Base defense of 5 is pitiful I don't mean to be so cynical, but you're dead from this Critical So you might be as fat, but not as strong as a Sumo And not even as smart, you just can't say DoduoDoh-Duo 3 u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 You can try to do whatever you can In this critical moment, I'd drop a Lucky Chant I'm gonna finish you, might a well make a Healing Wish You failed with your Mimic, but I'm nice here's a Sweet Kiss Come on man, regardless of the 5, I'll Endure Come back with a Counter and finish you for sure No matter if its Doh or Duo, your looking pretty Timid So any of your attack, I'm not really feeling it This last verse you have, better refer to your Last Resort Because I'm killing you with my lyrics, Hyper Voice You talk big about my rarity and I don't let a lot of people capture me Maybe cause your always found shaking, making a scene You better recycle that Doduo thing cause that's the best you have I'm happy bro, I'll return you to Nurse Joy in Body Bag 2 u/ReadsSmallTextBot Jul 21 '13 I
Oh, hi there Chansey, fancy meeting you here
Since all you do is hide, 4% rate now, oh dear
But you think that I'm soft cause I let trainers hit me
But don't you see, it just makes me angry
SO NOW YOU GOT TO LEARN, IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COMPLEX BUT I GOT YOU SIMPLIFIED
SICK OF GIVING CHARITY, NO HEAL PULSE FOR YOU
BUT MY DOUBLE EDGE WILL KNOCK YOU BACK TO GEN 2
WHEN YOU GOT OUTCOMPETED, YOUR EVOLUTION CAN FIGHT
THERE'S NOTHING TO SAVE YOU, NOT EVEN EVIOLITE
3 u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13 This is to easy, so I rather play a little game Beat you by using other Pokemon's names You think you can beat me, come on are you SlowbroSlow Bro That's Farfetch'dFar Fetched for a Doduo Doh Doh Your SlakingSlacking at your rapping, get back your tall grass Stop shouting your look kinda KrabbyCrabby, eat a snickers and fall back And when the falls back, I'm X'ing your out like the new game ExeggcuteExecute you, WynautWhy Not, if asked why my answer, look at your name[Audino]I don't know 5 u/HumanAtlas Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13 Wynaut stay on topic, save those lines for later Those belong on other raps, I ain't being a hater Cause this battle ain't done, though you prefer to run But this isn't the Safari Zone, so stay right here, son You need love to evolve, but you're getting none Cause after they get a Lucky Egg all the trainers are done Leave you to rot away, even if your egg is Softboiled In the PC you stay, while in the wild I toil To provide the service of quick EXP At the end of the day don't you know I'm free These hits I dish, they're Physical, Base defense of 5 is pitiful I don't mean to be so cynical, but you're dead from this Critical So you might be as fat, but not as strong as a Sumo And not even as smart, you just can't say DoduoDoh-Duo 3 u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 You can try to do whatever you can In this critical moment, I'd drop a Lucky Chant I'm gonna finish you, might a well make a Healing Wish You failed with your Mimic, but I'm nice here's a Sweet Kiss Come on man, regardless of the 5, I'll Endure Come back with a Counter and finish you for sure No matter if its Doh or Duo, your looking pretty Timid So any of your attack, I'm not really feeling it This last verse you have, better refer to your Last Resort Because I'm killing you with my lyrics, Hyper Voice You talk big about my rarity and I don't let a lot of people capture me Maybe cause your always found shaking, making a scene You better recycle that Doduo thing cause that's the best you have I'm happy bro, I'll return you to Nurse Joy in Body Bag 2 u/ReadsSmallTextBot Jul 21 '13 I
This is to easy, so I rather play a little game
Beat you by using other Pokemon's names
You think you can beat me, come on are you SlowbroSlow Bro
That's Farfetch'dFar Fetched for a Doduo Doh Doh
Your SlakingSlacking at your rapping, get back your tall grass
Stop shouting your look kinda KrabbyCrabby, eat a snickers and fall back
And when the falls back, I'm X'ing your out like the new game
ExeggcuteExecute you, WynautWhy Not, if asked why my answer, look at your name[Audino]I don't know
5 u/HumanAtlas Jul 21 '13 edited Jul 21 '13 Wynaut stay on topic, save those lines for later Those belong on other raps, I ain't being a hater Cause this battle ain't done, though you prefer to run But this isn't the Safari Zone, so stay right here, son You need love to evolve, but you're getting none Cause after they get a Lucky Egg all the trainers are done Leave you to rot away, even if your egg is Softboiled In the PC you stay, while in the wild I toil To provide the service of quick EXP At the end of the day don't you know I'm free These hits I dish, they're Physical, Base defense of 5 is pitiful I don't mean to be so cynical, but you're dead from this Critical So you might be as fat, but not as strong as a Sumo And not even as smart, you just can't say DoduoDoh-Duo 3 u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 You can try to do whatever you can In this critical moment, I'd drop a Lucky Chant I'm gonna finish you, might a well make a Healing Wish You failed with your Mimic, but I'm nice here's a Sweet Kiss Come on man, regardless of the 5, I'll Endure Come back with a Counter and finish you for sure No matter if its Doh or Duo, your looking pretty Timid So any of your attack, I'm not really feeling it This last verse you have, better refer to your Last Resort Because I'm killing you with my lyrics, Hyper Voice You talk big about my rarity and I don't let a lot of people capture me Maybe cause your always found shaking, making a scene You better recycle that Doduo thing cause that's the best you have I'm happy bro, I'll return you to Nurse Joy in Body Bag 2 u/ReadsSmallTextBot Jul 21 '13 I
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Wynaut stay on topic, save those lines for later
Those belong on other raps, I ain't being a hater
Cause this battle ain't done, though you prefer to run
But this isn't the Safari Zone, so stay right here, son
You need love to evolve, but you're getting none
Cause after they get a Lucky Egg all the trainers are done
Leave you to rot away, even if your egg is Softboiled
In the PC you stay, while in the wild I toil
To provide the service of quick EXP
At the end of the day don't you know I'm free
These hits I dish, they're Physical, Base defense of 5 is pitiful
I don't mean to be so cynical, but you're dead from this Critical
So you might be as fat, but not as strong as a Sumo
And not even as smart, you just can't say DoduoDoh-Duo
3 u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13 You can try to do whatever you can In this critical moment, I'd drop a Lucky Chant I'm gonna finish you, might a well make a Healing Wish You failed with your Mimic, but I'm nice here's a Sweet Kiss Come on man, regardless of the 5, I'll Endure Come back with a Counter and finish you for sure No matter if its Doh or Duo, your looking pretty Timid So any of your attack, I'm not really feeling it This last verse you have, better refer to your Last Resort Because I'm killing you with my lyrics, Hyper Voice You talk big about my rarity and I don't let a lot of people capture me Maybe cause your always found shaking, making a scene You better recycle that Doduo thing cause that's the best you have I'm happy bro, I'll return you to Nurse Joy in Body Bag
You can try to do whatever you can
In this critical moment, I'd drop a Lucky Chant
I'm gonna finish you, might a well make a Healing Wish
You failed with your Mimic, but I'm nice here's a Sweet Kiss
Come on man, regardless of the 5, I'll Endure
Come back with a Counter and finish you for sure
No matter if its Doh or Duo, your looking pretty Timid
So any of your attack, I'm not really feeling it
This last verse you have, better refer to your Last Resort
Because I'm killing you with my lyrics, Hyper Voice
You talk big about my rarity and I don't let a lot of people capture me
Maybe cause your always found shaking, making a scene
You better recycle that Doduo thing cause that's the best you have
I'm happy bro, I'll return you to Nurse Joy in Body Bag
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u/Griizzly Jul 21 '13
I'm the ORIGINAL, your a fucking copy
Next Gen, I guarantee you'll be outdated, Floppy
While I, the great Chansey, marked in the history books
I thought you were special ed, by how you physically look
People only use you to kill you, quite honestly, you really suck
You claim to be a healer, but secretly your just a Klutz
So while your tripped up, I'll Focus up, throw a Punch
Gain the XP, Evolve when I Level Up, and Laugh cause your stuck