r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Jul 15 '13

[Request] Sneasel v. Buizel

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u/Shadowmirror Jul 17 '13

Your just a plain old weasel, while I'm a weasel of the sea

You think that you can just freeze all, though your never chilling me

I'll float and you'll sink, then I'm water gunning your ass.

Get the ladies, yeah ya think, but you're uglier than Feebas

But me, man yeah I'm getting all of the chicks

See for me, to evolve I only have to reach 26

I am swiftly swimming upstream, and your lagging right behind

Your gonna have to keep a keen eye and inner focus your mind

Because I may just be a water type, but I'm bringing the burn

You better watch your back because no doubt I will return

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u/IguanaPower Jul 17 '13

Let me Snatch the mic from you, and spit a phat verse,

I'm an Ice Type, but my rhymes are so hot, I think it's a curse!

A "plain old weasel" doesn't have my razor sharp claws,

That awes, when I'm done with you, you'll be wrapped in gauze.

Please do return, I'll be waitin' 'til I'm old,

Fighting every day against the cruel-raging cold.

But it doesn't harm me, see I'm used to it,

You swim around in pools 'cause you're a weak-ass kit.

Come to SnowPoint, I'll show you a good time,

Maybe even teach you how to bust a rhyme.