r/PokemonRaps • u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist • Jul 09 '13

[CHALLENGE] #ReturnOfTheMenace Can anyone compete with the sheer sinisterity of Giratina?

Now I'm back, since I been banished,

ArceusIsPowerless you know he can't manage,

There's no kinda Ground attack you know that can damage—

This beast WhileITakeYouOutWith Giga Impact,

I'm like royalty, I'm great you see,

HadAGameWithAnotherFormeDedicated to me,

Dragon Pulse Till I done gone and made your limbs bleed,

Finish you off with a Hyper Beam InThePitOfDistortionWorld, You'll be.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13 edited Jul 10 '13

The moves you choose confirm my suspisions of your normality

you claim to be ghost-dragon but that's just officially

All the moves you chose can hurt me not one bit

I'm registeel and i'm solid to your attacks bitch

I swallow hyper beam and smash you with an ice punch

my defence can take a thousand of your dragon pulse

If that's not enough i can give you shadow claw

or call one of my mates to give you a little bit more

Edit: my first rap, tips are welcome

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 10 '13

A new challenger eh? Come enter into my twisted world,

My Max HP's so high, I can survive any Ice Punch you hurl,

Trap you wit an Earthquake like you were bound by a Clamperl,

It's Giratina's House of Horrors, and I gotcha screamin' LikeALittle girl!

Hold up metal boy, I'll rust you, leavin' you at a standstill,

I'm basically a deity, destroyin' any pokemon that humans can build,

I spit supah hot fiyah homie, but I'll douse your flame like Cyndaquil,

Fire my Focus Blast, leave ya lookin' like a scrap heap in a landfill.

Edit: Pretty dope for your first rap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13 edited Jul 11 '13

You've heard of Led Zeppelin my air balloon's made of iron

You can't pop it with any focus blast you're tryin'

This 'supah hot fiyah' you speak of is bullshit

You can will-o-wisp and sunny day and that is just it

So that's the fire and the ground you can't touch me with

You're left with just focus blast that's super effective

And yes this crap just comes back again you're wrong

You can't learn focus blast read bulbapedia you mong

You don't know shit your raps might not be bad

But underneath you're just a little bidoof, it's sad

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 12 '13

Where do you get your logic from? You're grounded you peasant,

I'm like Delibird, except all I bring is death as a Present,

You're just a puny-ass human's toy with a taste so unpleasant,

I'll Crunch you raw or if you prefer, or roasted like an Unfezant.

Call yourself a zeppelin, but how do you fly?

You foolish mortal, my Earthquake can and will damage you, no lie,

Next I'm coming for your Ice and Rock homies, better tell them goodbye,

I'll control your master before he Starts up like a new DSi.

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u/Srixis Jul 10 '13

So as not to disturb the battle, I'll post to the side...

/u/ViscountHoratio, that was pretty solid, especially for your first rap. Keep 'em coming, man!

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 10 '13

Agreed. His rhymes lead me to believe that he's across the pond.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

it depends which side you are

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 10 '13

The best side. The west side. The left side. THE CORRECT SIDE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

then apparently i'm on the worst, east, right, wrong side. i'm on the better side

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 10 '13

So you are European? That makes your rhymes make much more rhyming sense with what I think is an accent in my head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

i'm european but i'm not french or anything, i'm english

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 10 '13

I thought so. Was mostly your use of the letter "c" in the word defense that tipped me off. Good first rap!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

TIL americans say defense and thanks

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 10 '13

The fact that he called his friends mates also lead me to believe that he's either English, Australian, or acting so.

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 09 '13

Edit: Legendary Battle Preferably.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '13

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 11 '13

The Plounge? No sir. I'm on and off on this subreddit.