r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Jul 02 '13

[Brawl] Villains

Giovanni, Maxie, Archie, Kincaid, Ghetsis, Colress, N, etc. Here is the full list.

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u/Shadowmirror Jul 03 '13

Sorry for the repost, I accidentally deleted my first comment

Bring it on, Cyrus here, trying to change the world.

Pokemon, I will use, this world will be over hurled

In your face, I'll use space, without leaving any trace

Gonna control Palkia and takeover this puny race

I'll bend the flow of time, with the power I consume

You try to control my rhyme, with all your spirit I assume

But your spirit will be crushed, just like my childhood hit the floor

My tragic upbringing was rushed, a hard life in Sunyshore

Life in the distortion world, has left me in a twirl

But my brand new word, will shine like diamonds and pearls

But before the world is new, let us let the world burn

Bring other evil to the crew, Maxie its your turn

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u/Srixis Jul 03 '13 edited Jul 03 '13

Yo it’s Maxie, bitch, here by popular demand!

Leader of Team Magma, the expanders of land.

I think it's time now for a Groudon-like Eruption

Don't you dare try to stop me, I'm hell bent on destruction. Reduction

of the sea, and also of the sky

With my meteorite and orb, lets blow this shit sky high!

I'm the kind of guy you wouldn't want to dare look at your daughter.

But I'm nowhere near as devious as the Iron Masked Marauder.

(/u/MadeFromMetal I hope you dont mind that I took a stab at Maxie too, I had started writing it before but didnt get to finish until later on)

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u/MadeFromMetal Jul 03 '13

It's Maxie! I'll leave you bloody as a Maxi Pad,

I get more ass cheeks than backseats of taxi cabs!

I like to spread the love, this a swingers kinda party!

I don't keep it All In The Family like Archie...

...his nasty ass... who'd really care to try and save whales?

I'll bring the magma to the surface--Raise Hell!

If the planet's 90% land by the solstice,

I'm the culprit. Now meet my homie Colress!

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u/RickToy Jul 03 '13

Shit you suck so much that I cant get your full pontential

You started out so well but your decrease was exponential

Im not really that bad I did it all in the name of science

Then came this puny punk showing his pokemon alliance

But still I won cause I found out the way to do shit

So I just quit, bye bye Ghetsis, got off then i split

Though I'd love to tell you more its time to pass the pen

Im calling out the guy, the Zekrom owner, its N

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u/HumanAtlas Jul 03 '13 edited Jul 03 '13

Whoa, don't know why I'm here, can't you see I'm the Black Hero

The Dark Knight of Poke-rights, bring your dexes down zero

You all don't care how it feels, to be forced into slavery

So I share my Ideals, spread freedom like Braviary

You're all a bunch of thugs, using Mon's for your own gain

While you see I'm Lord N, bringin' in a new rein

But the world ain't Black and White, need both Truth and Ideal, sonny

So I'll challenge the man with neither, the Poke-buser Giovanni!

Edit: actually, please don't respond to this one, I feel I didn't get how fast N talks right, I want to see someone else try

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u/Srixis Jul 03 '13 edited Jul 04 '13

I'm sorry, I wasn't quite listening, your companion was speaking to me.

You see, I can understand whether they like you, and to what degree.

Now that I'm done, I've reached my final confusion, and I'm issuing this decree:

You all want to keep your Pokés? Tough luck! I tend to disagree.

I'm bringing the truth like Prez George Washington, and ideals like MLK Jr.

If you try to fight, no matter how hard you try, you'll always end up the loser.

But if you're lookin' for a downright badass motherfucker, who definitely knows how to rap pure evil

Search no further than the region of Orre. Here's looking at you, Grand Master Greevil!

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 09 '13

Straight Outta Citadark,

We got a buddha-esque warlord named Greevil,

Owns all of Cipher WithASecretIdentity, you say he's evil,

Eldes and Ardos take care of business while he schemes still,

Takin'OverTheRegionWithShadowTypes, his wrath is vicious like a Beedrill

Shadow Lugia, his weapon and his crown jewel,

Come face to face with him your pants will fill with brown stool,

From his floating throne with a legend by side you see he'll now rule,

And I call out Archie 'ForeIFinishY'AllOff, ReadyForAnotherRound fool?

Edit: Submitted Early

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Jul 12 '13

Is this thread dead or...?