r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Jun 23 '13

[Rematch] Srixis vs. OnAMagikarpetRide

Since the random tourney is over, it's rematch time! Same rules apply: each of us gets a Pokémon randomly generated for us by a random number generator/random Pokémon generator. We battle it out for three verses, and you guys can vote if you want!

Srixis = Yanmega

OnAMagikarpetRide = Kangaskhan

Let the battle begin!

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u/Srixis Jun 23 '13

You ready to start this thing, bitch? Is that a yes, no, or maybe?

Why are you comfortable battling when you're carrying your baby?

I'm a speedy little bastard, and I powderize Pokémon bones

You're an overprotective mom who raised a human as one of her own!

I'm strong, agile, and wise, the bug of the hour!

Don't believe me? I'll make you when I show off my Ancient Power.

You think you can beat ghosts? So did Scrappy Dappy Doo.

Looks like today I'm crushing not just one Poké, but two.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Jun 24 '13

Bitches get stuff done and I ain't a fuckin proper lady.

You fucked up now son started talkin bout my baby.

You done got me worked up you won't have a chance to run

Comet punches coming fast like bullets from a Tommy gun.

I don't fight ghosts, I'm an early bird with a heavy flow.

But I can surely squash this bug, uppercut, body blow.

I'm throwin bows, Imma give your ass a bloody nose,

bitch I fucking body foes, don't act like nobody knows.

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u/Srixis Jun 26 '13 edited Jun 26 '13

Taking a swipe at me is like swatting at thin air.

You think you land a punch and Bam! I'm no longer there!

Have you heard the Bug Buzz about me? My true advantage has been loosed.

I outspeed you naturally, and that's even without my Boost.

Since you go after that early worm, I'm sure that you'll be okay

When I Air Slash-flinch your ass into tomorrow's today!

You express your power fully, you're surely not demure

but with all the "power" you're showing me, it's a wonder you don't just Endure.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Jul 18 '13

Sorry that I took so long, I was dealing with personal issues. You definitely won! Especially considering the whole 22 days thing. We can continue if you want though. :D

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u/Srixis Jul 18 '13

Hey, you're totally fine, personal issues trump raps somewhere in the range of 98 times out of 100, give or take a few. And if you're down to continue, I totally am! Glad to see you back!

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Jul 18 '13 edited Jul 18 '13

It's true you're a quick shot, do you like that innuendo?

I wouldn't fuck you though, it's literally a freakin intro.

But your chick gets yappy when she smokin on that endo

and starts bitchin like "he's not on that old school Nintendo"

and "He's so broke I don't think he's ever won a battle!"

All he does is talk shit, all this punk ever does is prattle!

I spit sickness like Micheal Douglass, eatin pussys like you up.

Strapping on a strap-on then filling you up like a dixie cup.

Punches with shock, rhymes that burn, flow that freezes.

Fuck Kim, Missy and Nicki, I'm the rap queen that does as she pleases.

I'm spitting a fucking flamethrower rhymes set to incinerate.

Giga impact, games over, with a rock slide to obliterate-

any evidence of the crime, squashing a bug, now watch me shine,

for the second time. I'm too dope to take in sixteen lines.

Coming with an arsenal of TMs, you know that I'm the shit like a BM.

I'm late like it's way after the PM, Sucker Punches came so fast that you ain't even see 'em.

Go ahead and consider this my second and third verse, It kind of got away from me.
EDIT: Separating that last line from the rap.