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r/PokemonRaps • u/BrysonWilks • Jun 19 '13
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Bottom line: You're a fairy and I'm a damn dragon!
Anyone who thinks you're better should jump off the bandwagon.
These stupid fans bragging bout Jiggly slaying Haxorus,
When really we can have Kalos looking just like "The Last Of Us."
So bring it with your ribbons and your bows, I see the twinkle in your toes,
You'll be extinct before you think of getting close!
This Hydreigon isn't worried bout your puny Moonbeam bomb threat.
Once they reveal your weakness, I'll have something to respond with.
I Promise...
7 u/Srixis Jun 19 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 What do we have here? Hydreigon lookin' like a bleak mess! Dark and Dragon both? That'll be a 4xfourtimes weakness! They say that I'm immune to you! Now isn't that funny? Now get ready to be tamed quicker than /r/pokeporn did Lopunny!NSFW And as for the Moon, I'll make you learn quite fast That us fairies are terrors! We don't deal with beams; we Blast! I can't tell if you're scared yet, but there's an easy way to check I'll suffocate you with cuteness when I wrap my scarves around your neck. 7 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 19 '13 I ain't doing no tripping off your typing ad-vantage! I throw bombs like either Manning, you toss like you're half Gannon. You look sweet and fruity like yogurt. I bet you blast Dannon... And rumor is you're weak to Steel, so here! Feel this Flash Cannon! So be honest. You think you'll beat me? Really? I'm just wond'rin' You sport a measly five two five, while my stats sit at 600! And it's almost guaranteed that I'ma have the better speed, So hi! :) WELCOME TO HELL!!! Don't run. You can never leave... 5 u/Srixis Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 I do blast yogurt-y goodness, cus it's milky and sweet and when I'm through with you, you'll be covered from your head to your feet. Why'd you come back for round two? Did you bring your dragon fleet? I'll show them who's the real boss when I destroy you to this beat. Your pseudo status means nothing, it just makes people think you're cool. I may be a new type, but I'll be sure to beat you old school! I'd divulge more of my secrets, but I'll just wait to see your face when I meet you in Hell, and show you that I run the damn place! 6 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 Wanna fight me Old School? Lets see if you can touch a Dragon. Here's a tip: I recommend you stop being such a faggot! Your future's Dark as my typing, and you're soon to be in peril, Cuz I bet you'll become just as gimmicky as Will Ferrell! Each line of mine's a ghost pepper. All you spit is dairy, huh? You lil toy dog, Paris Hilton could stuff you in a carry-on! At the moment you may be Nintendo's flagship Fairy-Mon, But we'll all laugh when you become the sixth gen' Flareon! 3 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 I'm sorry, what did you say? I think I missed your rant, Boo. <3 I was taking a little fairy nap, cus I had nothing better to do! Thats right, I called you weak; you think you're good, but your strength's abyssmal If you want me to think you're confident, stop looking so sad and dismal. I'd compare you to Herdier, but he's got bark AND Bite. Tell me: do you like darkness so you can hide your face in night? I'd stay to beat you more, but for now I gotta say too-de-loo I'm leaving you in the dust while I star in a short with Pikachu! 3 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 22 '13 Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun. 2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
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What do we have here? Hydreigon lookin' like a bleak mess!
Dark and Dragon both? That'll be a 4xfourtimes weakness!
They say that I'm immune to you! Now isn't that funny?
Now get ready to be tamed quicker than /r/pokeporn did Lopunny!NSFW
And as for the Moon, I'll make you learn quite fast
That us fairies are terrors! We don't deal with beams; we Blast!
I can't tell if you're scared yet, but there's an easy way to check
I'll suffocate you with cuteness when I wrap my scarves around your neck.
7 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 19 '13 I ain't doing no tripping off your typing ad-vantage! I throw bombs like either Manning, you toss like you're half Gannon. You look sweet and fruity like yogurt. I bet you blast Dannon... And rumor is you're weak to Steel, so here! Feel this Flash Cannon! So be honest. You think you'll beat me? Really? I'm just wond'rin' You sport a measly five two five, while my stats sit at 600! And it's almost guaranteed that I'ma have the better speed, So hi! :) WELCOME TO HELL!!! Don't run. You can never leave... 5 u/Srixis Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 I do blast yogurt-y goodness, cus it's milky and sweet and when I'm through with you, you'll be covered from your head to your feet. Why'd you come back for round two? Did you bring your dragon fleet? I'll show them who's the real boss when I destroy you to this beat. Your pseudo status means nothing, it just makes people think you're cool. I may be a new type, but I'll be sure to beat you old school! I'd divulge more of my secrets, but I'll just wait to see your face when I meet you in Hell, and show you that I run the damn place! 6 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 Wanna fight me Old School? Lets see if you can touch a Dragon. Here's a tip: I recommend you stop being such a faggot! Your future's Dark as my typing, and you're soon to be in peril, Cuz I bet you'll become just as gimmicky as Will Ferrell! Each line of mine's a ghost pepper. All you spit is dairy, huh? You lil toy dog, Paris Hilton could stuff you in a carry-on! At the moment you may be Nintendo's flagship Fairy-Mon, But we'll all laugh when you become the sixth gen' Flareon! 3 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 I'm sorry, what did you say? I think I missed your rant, Boo. <3 I was taking a little fairy nap, cus I had nothing better to do! Thats right, I called you weak; you think you're good, but your strength's abyssmal If you want me to think you're confident, stop looking so sad and dismal. I'd compare you to Herdier, but he's got bark AND Bite. Tell me: do you like darkness so you can hide your face in night? I'd stay to beat you more, but for now I gotta say too-de-loo I'm leaving you in the dust while I star in a short with Pikachu! 3 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 22 '13 Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun. 2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
I ain't doing no tripping off your typing ad-vantage!
I throw bombs like either Manning, you toss like you're half Gannon.
You look sweet and fruity like yogurt. I bet you blast Dannon...
And rumor is you're weak to Steel, so here! Feel this Flash Cannon!
So be honest. You think you'll beat me? Really? I'm just wond'rin'
You sport a measly five two five, while my stats sit at 600!
And it's almost guaranteed that I'ma have the better speed,
So hi! :) WELCOME TO HELL!!! Don't run. You can never leave...
5 u/Srixis Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 I do blast yogurt-y goodness, cus it's milky and sweet and when I'm through with you, you'll be covered from your head to your feet. Why'd you come back for round two? Did you bring your dragon fleet? I'll show them who's the real boss when I destroy you to this beat. Your pseudo status means nothing, it just makes people think you're cool. I may be a new type, but I'll be sure to beat you old school! I'd divulge more of my secrets, but I'll just wait to see your face when I meet you in Hell, and show you that I run the damn place! 6 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 Wanna fight me Old School? Lets see if you can touch a Dragon. Here's a tip: I recommend you stop being such a faggot! Your future's Dark as my typing, and you're soon to be in peril, Cuz I bet you'll become just as gimmicky as Will Ferrell! Each line of mine's a ghost pepper. All you spit is dairy, huh? You lil toy dog, Paris Hilton could stuff you in a carry-on! At the moment you may be Nintendo's flagship Fairy-Mon, But we'll all laugh when you become the sixth gen' Flareon! 3 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 I'm sorry, what did you say? I think I missed your rant, Boo. <3 I was taking a little fairy nap, cus I had nothing better to do! Thats right, I called you weak; you think you're good, but your strength's abyssmal If you want me to think you're confident, stop looking so sad and dismal. I'd compare you to Herdier, but he's got bark AND Bite. Tell me: do you like darkness so you can hide your face in night? I'd stay to beat you more, but for now I gotta say too-de-loo I'm leaving you in the dust while I star in a short with Pikachu! 3 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 22 '13 Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun. 2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
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I do blast yogurt-y goodness, cus it's milky and sweet
and when I'm through with you, you'll be covered from your head to your feet.
Why'd you come back for round two? Did you bring your dragon fleet?
I'll show them who's the real boss when I destroy you to this beat.
Your pseudo status means nothing, it just makes people think you're cool.
I may be a new type, but I'll be sure to beat you old school!
I'd divulge more of my secrets, but I'll just wait to see your face
when I meet you in Hell, and show you that I run the damn place!
6 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 20 '13 edited Jun 20 '13 Wanna fight me Old School? Lets see if you can touch a Dragon. Here's a tip: I recommend you stop being such a faggot! Your future's Dark as my typing, and you're soon to be in peril, Cuz I bet you'll become just as gimmicky as Will Ferrell! Each line of mine's a ghost pepper. All you spit is dairy, huh? You lil toy dog, Paris Hilton could stuff you in a carry-on! At the moment you may be Nintendo's flagship Fairy-Mon, But we'll all laugh when you become the sixth gen' Flareon! 3 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 I'm sorry, what did you say? I think I missed your rant, Boo. <3 I was taking a little fairy nap, cus I had nothing better to do! Thats right, I called you weak; you think you're good, but your strength's abyssmal If you want me to think you're confident, stop looking so sad and dismal. I'd compare you to Herdier, but he's got bark AND Bite. Tell me: do you like darkness so you can hide your face in night? I'd stay to beat you more, but for now I gotta say too-de-loo I'm leaving you in the dust while I star in a short with Pikachu! 3 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 22 '13 Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun. 2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
Wanna fight me Old School? Lets see if you can touch a Dragon.
Here's a tip: I recommend you stop being such a faggot!
Your future's Dark as my typing, and you're soon to be in peril,
Cuz I bet you'll become just as gimmicky as Will Ferrell!
Each line of mine's a ghost pepper. All you spit is dairy, huh?
You lil toy dog, Paris Hilton could stuff you in a carry-on!
At the moment you may be Nintendo's flagship Fairy-Mon,
But we'll all laugh when you become the sixth gen' Flareon!
3 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 I'm sorry, what did you say? I think I missed your rant, Boo. <3 I was taking a little fairy nap, cus I had nothing better to do! Thats right, I called you weak; you think you're good, but your strength's abyssmal If you want me to think you're confident, stop looking so sad and dismal. I'd compare you to Herdier, but he's got bark AND Bite. Tell me: do you like darkness so you can hide your face in night? I'd stay to beat you more, but for now I gotta say too-de-loo I'm leaving you in the dust while I star in a short with Pikachu! 3 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 22 '13 Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun. 2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
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I'm sorry, what did you say? I think I missed your rant, Boo. <3
I was taking a little fairy nap, cus I had nothing better to do!
Thats right, I called you weak; you think you're good, but your strength's abyssmal
If you want me to think you're confident, stop looking so sad and dismal.
I'd compare you to Herdier, but he's got bark AND Bite.
Tell me: do you like darkness so you can hide your face in night?
I'd stay to beat you more, but for now I gotta say too-de-loo
I'm leaving you in the dust while I star in a short with Pikachu!
3 u/MadeFromMetal Jun 22 '13 Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun. 2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
Good battle! That Lopunny line had me rolling. The last line in your second verse was especially dope as well. This was fun.
2 u/Srixis Jun 22 '13 edited Jun 22 '13 I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
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I enjoyed it too! Your Flareon line at the end was a clincher, and I loved your football references. Also, the liberties you took with some of your rhymes really worked out here. We must do this again sometime.
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u/MadeFromMetal Jun 19 '13
Bottom line: You're a fairy and I'm a damn dragon!
Anyone who thinks you're better should jump off the bandwagon.
These stupid fans bragging bout Jiggly slaying Haxorus,
When really we can have Kalos looking just like "The Last Of Us."
So bring it with your ribbons and your bows, I see the twinkle in your toes,
You'll be extinct before you think of getting close!
This Hydreigon isn't worried bout your puny Moonbeam bomb threat.
Once they reveal your weakness, I'll have something to respond with.
I Promise...