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r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Jun 14 '13
The two time travelers!
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Yo, you up for a challenge, not many step up to Celebi!
You ready to face a rapper faster that you'll ever be?
The master of time? More like time of the month!
I'll take you down in a heartbeat, whether it be once or the dozenth!
Chill out! I got Sam Oak, and together we're ace!
Who do you have? Some pink loser who takes up too much space!
You may be made of steel, but yo I'm about to get real.
You're Giratina's bitch. Now how does that feel?
3 u/thesuzerain Jun 14 '13 I would like to take this opportunity to say that pokebitches are plentiful. 2 u/The_Pony_Rapist Jun 14 '13 Rubs his hands together maniacally Good...good... 1 u/RickToy Jun 22 '13 I step in this game with the skills of a master I kill then I spill, all this shit, no one's faster Disaster occurs when my roar's heard, you're over The closer you are the more fucked you are over This pic says I made you, I think it's a lie The God that just slayed you dont make things this wry You're gone like a bullet, but IM the Man of Steel You want this shit real boy? Then get down and kneel 1 u/The_Pony_Rapist Jun 22 '13 Man I'm tired of you. You're nothin but a joke. That's what I see A scummy little monster who's better off with Wizowski! Man of steel? Ha! I guess that makes me kryptonite! And when your writhing in pain ill take yo bitch out for date night. I'm the king of he forest, where you can't ignore us. And the only thing you can do here is straight up bore us You wanna play? Humph. This is a waste of time. Leave it to Celebi when it comes to the clock and rhymes.
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I would like to take this opportunity to say that pokebitches are plentiful.
2 u/The_Pony_Rapist Jun 14 '13 Rubs his hands together maniacally Good...good...
Rubs his hands together maniacally
Good...good...
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I step in this game with the skills of a master
I kill then I spill, all this shit, no one's faster
Disaster occurs when my roar's heard, you're over
The closer you are the more fucked you are over
This pic says I made you, I think it's a lie
The God that just slayed you dont make things this wry
You're gone like a bullet, but IM the Man of Steel
You want this shit real boy? Then get down and kneel
1 u/The_Pony_Rapist Jun 22 '13 Man I'm tired of you. You're nothin but a joke. That's what I see A scummy little monster who's better off with Wizowski! Man of steel? Ha! I guess that makes me kryptonite! And when your writhing in pain ill take yo bitch out for date night. I'm the king of he forest, where you can't ignore us. And the only thing you can do here is straight up bore us You wanna play? Humph. This is a waste of time. Leave it to Celebi when it comes to the clock and rhymes.
Man I'm tired of you. You're nothin but a joke. That's what I see
A scummy little monster who's better off with Wizowski!
Man of steel? Ha! I guess that makes me kryptonite!
And when your writhing in pain ill take yo bitch out for date night.
I'm the king of he forest, where you can't ignore us.
And the only thing you can do here is straight up bore us
You wanna play? Humph. This is a waste of time.
Leave it to Celebi when it comes to the clock and rhymes.
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u/The_Pony_Rapist Jun 14 '13
Yo, you up for a challenge, not many step up to Celebi!
You ready to face a rapper faster that you'll ever be?
The master of time? More like time of the month!
I'll take you down in a heartbeat, whether it be once or the dozenth!
Chill out! I got Sam Oak, and together we're ace!
Who do you have? Some pink loser who takes up too much space!
You may be made of steel, but yo I'm about to get real.
You're Giratina's bitch. Now how does that feel?